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[MightyMorphin'Willbender]

What is he not telling us?

Everyone's probably already mentioned the obvious but here's something that caught my eye:

The only time we’ve seen each other since then is out dad’s funeral, where contact was minimal and I sensed we were deliberately avoiding one another as much as possible. I was more scared to come to you than to our mom, and I did so last. You said you loved and accepted me, which was a relief.

This dude thought it was an awesome idea to come out as trans to his sister (and mom?) on their father's funeral?
You can just imagine he probably showed up in his best "slutty goth widow" look.

 

[AfghanBlue]

What is he not telling us?

Probably something that he himself has actually not even been capable of considering like maybe his sister is one handedly aeroplane spooning baby food into kid 1 while brushing the hair of kid 2 while shouting important info to her husband on his way out the door after wasting precious minutes trying to get through his thousand word multi part text.

Or maybe she's comforting her best friend whsoe dad just died of a heart attack.
He has literally no theory of mind.

I will say it's fucking gutting to be uninvited to her wedding, yeah. But if they really aren't seeing each other much and all she's knows from checking his social media is him "feeling himself" finally, and we know how that looks for troons..
I dunno. To be invited then uninvited rather than just NOT invited suggests something more specific has happened.
It's crazy that he has held on to his childhood shit with her into adulthood. He's effectively engaging in drama with an 8 year old girl from the past. A child herself who despite being always older than him, was not in complete control of her own childish shit.

 

[Sean Andalou]

This dude thought it was an awesome idea to come out as trans to his sister (and mom?) on their father's funeral?

I get it.
At the funeral someone other than the troon himself was getting all the attention.
Right?

 

[Positron]

I used to feel bad for pooners

I feel more sorry for the abused toilet brush.

 

[Xanax and Wine]

Everyone's probably already mentioned the obvious but here's something that caught my eye:


This dude thought it was an awesome idea to come out as trans to his sister (and mom?) on their father's funeral?
You can just imagine he probably showed up in his best "slutty goth widow" look.

Literally this meme

 

[Penicillium Roqueforti]

Check out this conventionally attractive white girl! (And ignore the fact that half the face is covered, jawline wide as fuck, 6 layers of foundation are on, and hair is so frizzy and dry a loose spark would cause the whole thing to combust).

How is half the community on suicide watch because they believe they're the most hideous creature to walk the earth, and the other half insanely overconfident and thinks everyone should lick their balls? Is there anyone who transitions and thinks "eh I look okay"?

 

[Postal_Rat]

Check out this conventionally attractive white girl! (And ignore the fact that half the face is covered, jawline wide as fuck, 6 layers of foundation are on, and hair is so frizzy and dry a loose spark would cause the whole thing to combust).

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How is half the community on suicide watch because they believe they're the most hideous creature to walk the earth, and the other half insanely overconfident and thinks everyone should lick their balls? Is there anyone who transitions and thinks "eh I look okay"?

I see he's using the industrial grade filters thankfully they have successfully transformed him from a man in women's clothing into a doll in women's clothing a doll which unmistakably
male.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

What is he not telling us? What did he do to his sister were she feels she has to keep him at arms length. I wonder.

He sounds like a textbook narcissist so, ignoring the obvious tranny antics that are also likely, anything a narcissist would have done to her is on the table as well.

She certainly is handling him the way both laypeople and professionals routinely advise people to handle a troublesome narcissistic relative.

 

[gampboonerisms]

All sorts of weird tranny shit on this.

Goddamn I love sassy southern people. Even iffy are (gag) cops.

THE FUCK MADE YOU THINK THAT EVEN SOUNDED LIKE A GOOD IDEA?!

Probably that porno actress that used the toilet brush. And then the wisk. And then the double fisting.
Swear to god don't let your kids grow up to be cowboys early porno watchers starting in 2001.

 

[LateNightMuffin]

We have shifted gears from Jim Crow to Warsaw Ghetto! (this situ is in Poland)

this spoiled little shit needed to be told no by her parents. Her parents have never said no to her and stuck to it.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Update on Li'l Pooner who was told that they had made a new private bathroom at school and to use it instead.

We have shifted gears from Jim Crow to Warsaw Ghetto! (this situ is in Poland)
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Jesus Christ I would have told her "Fine use the men's room but if you get beaten or sexually assaulted while in there don't come crying to me lil dood".

 

[Susanna]

Jesus Christ I would have told her "Fine use the men's room but if you get beaten or sexually assaulted while in there don't come crying to me lil dood".

Her safety isn’t really the issue here, she’s creeping the boys out. It’s kind of just the reverse of troons in women’s restroom, except I doubt she’s actually a physical threat.

 

[GluttonousManSlob]

Her safety isn’t really the issue here, she’s creeping the boys out. It’s kind of just the reverse of troons in women’s restroom, except I doubt she’s actually a physical threat.

I wonder what she does while she's in there too. I doubt she would just mind her own business.

 

[unctuous mouthfeel]

I wonder what she does while she's in there too. I doubt she would just mind her own business.

hey dudes... pissin, huh? yessir that's my shit. I love to piss. right out my man dick. whew I'll tell ya, something all us guys know and love is a good old fellas piss

 

[MongInTheMirror]

I will say it's fucking gutting to be uninvited to her wedding, yeah. But if they really aren't seeing each other much and all she's knows from checking his social media is him "feeling himself" finally, and we know how that looks for troons..

Absolutely guaranteed. I attended a wedding once where someone had included their sad sack troon friend as either a bridesmaid or honorary flower troon or something. He was very obviously autistic and/or just a very awkwardly effeminate gay guy, and holy shit did he draw the most insufferable kind of attention all day. Completely inappropriate outfit that fit like absolute shit because he was emaciated and a man, size baby dolphin feet stuffed into the biggest ballet flats Shoes4Less could proffer, Homer Simpson cosmetic gun make-up, the works. It was absolutely hilarious TBH, but if it had been my wedding I'd have been livid. Combined with the very high probability of him autistically chimping out on great aunt Gladys for 'deadnaming' him and I don't blame the sister for a second for banning him.

I dunno. To be invited then uninvited rather than just NOT invited suggests something more specific has happened.

It might just have been that he assumed he'd be invited as the younger 'sister' or a plus-one to mom's invite, only for his actual sister to clarify when asked by either of them.

Probably something that he himself has actually not even been capable of considering like maybe his sister is one handedly aeroplane spooning baby food into for kid 1 while brushing the hair of for kid 2 while shouting important info to her husband on his way out the door after wasting precious minutes trying to get through his thousand word multi part text.

Or maybe she's comforting her best friend whsoe dad just died of a heart attack.
He has literally no theory of mind.

It's crazy that he has held on to his childhood shit with her into adulthood. He's effectively engaging in drama with an 8 year old girl from the past. A child herself who despite being always older than him, was not in complete control of her own childish shit.

Spoiler: Minor PL

Yeah, I'm open to correction on whether this is universal, but I'm pretty sure that all of this is also the 'tism, albeit on the more severe end. I have a relative on the spectrum that is very, very like this, though not a troon thank fuck. I just couldn't help but note the incredible similarity - the hanging on to ridiculous petty offenses from decades ago, the complete self-involvedness to the point where everyone else is an NPC in the game of their life, the cement-headed inability to recognize when other people are clearly struggling and don't have time to play personal psychotherapist/psychic assistant... I assume this is just what autistic people are like if they're really excessively coddled, and never actually told they need to shut up and fuck off at any point.

I actually genuinely care about my relative and want the best for them, but also kinda despair because they're utterly incapable of comprehending how fucking exhausting they are. And that's without the added troon shit. I'd defenestrate myself faster than a Putin critic rather than deal with this fucking guy.

My main point being, I feel for the sister. I guarantee you she's put up with a lot.

 

[Aquarius]

I wonder what she does while she's in there too. I doubt she would just mind her own business.

She said in the story that there’s an actual boy that she’s friends with, and they “joke around” inside the bathroom. She wrote about how betrayed she felt when this friend conceded that the school and anonymous boys had a point. So yeah, we know for a fact that her high-pitched screech was bouncing off the linoleum in that washroom while some poor bastard was trying to take a piss.

I get it.
At the funeral someone other than the troon himself was getting all the attention.
Right?

I mean, that’s why they discover their life-long sense of womanhood when their wives are 8 months pregnant.

 

[behindyourightnow]

Just screw this guy with a red hot poker. Troons get raped more bc they can't get pregnant??????????? My sides.

Reminds me of this middle-aged late-transitioning autogynephile on Reddit who insisted recently that the only reason some men don't want transwomen in female bathrooms is that they can lure the transwomen into male bathrooms and then rape them.





Attention, Men! You're at a urinal in a public bathroom, finishing up your business, and suddenly a fat 45-year-old man wobbles in wearing size 13 heels, clown makeup, and an unwashed miniskirt. Would you be able to resist raping him? Yeah, you might say you could resist this immediate rape response, but we all know the truth. You probably can't even see a picture of an AGP Redditor like the one below without starting to frantically hump the screen.



These men don't just have weird rape fantasies, they construct entire false realities and beliefs about the world based on their weird rape fantasies.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Update on Li'l Pooner who was told that they had made a new private bathroom at school and to use it instead.

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If this deranged little tranny monster is allowed to use the male bathroom, she needs to get bullied until she uses the private bathroom or 41% herself. That's the best way to get rid of school trannies. This is probably going to happen because when the school does nothing the students have to defend their right through tranny bashing.

 

[Pedophobe]

Reddit has /r/autisminwomen
Didn't know that existed.

If ever there was a women's space doomed to be dominated by troons ...
Real women with autism needing support are SOL.

They'll always have r/FTM.

 

[whotfsaidthat]

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