Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

edit: Okay, I thought of something. She loves Harry Potter (supposedly) and they're casting for the new show now. I honestly think she'd make a good Professor Umbridge and should launch an online campaign to get them to notice her.

Aunt Marge is RIGHT THERE.
Dear God, no. I don't even want to imagine Anna's attempt at any of the UK accents. It'll be like cramming an Irishman, a cockney, a South African and someone with that awful Boston accent into a blender and then tipping the resulting concoction into a fucking toilet to marinate unflushed, until it finally begins to ferment and gain a terrible, terrible simulacrum of sentience and bad acting.
 
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As they were pulling sweaters through racks I saw one that looked exactly like one of Anna’s: a reindeer with gold tinsel around it and an ornament hanging from an antler. Probably a red nose.
That reindeer image has been around for years. It’s probably 10 years since I quilted a table runner with that design on it. Only difference really was the stupid sunglasses. She just picked these images from the companies existing design gallery. The only one that might have a degree is originality is the one with what may or may not be Data on it.
 
This the second time she mentions this blank cheque from her father, her flex is she read so much? Couldn’t she go to library like normal book nerds?
It's a really shitty flex, in which she basically admits that she was a greedy little piggy with no sense of appropriate limits regarding how much she could spend.

It doesn't reflect too well on her dad, either; he had to have known by then that Anna had problems with impulse control—he'd have to be pretty out-of-touch not to notice—and should have given her a clear spending limit, or handed her cash.

But that she didn't stop to think, "Hey, this is an awful lot of stuff, and it's a lot of money; maybe I should put some of it back," is really telling, and frankly, it's not telling anything good.

And I agree with whoever pointed out that she likely bought a lot of non-book crap. I'm also sure she loved being able to show off that early "haul" to other kids, which is pretty hilarious and pitiful to think about—she hasn't changed a bit.

I only wish she’d try for something like sport illustrated again.

She’ll either go back to her healthy girl larp or go deeper into the munchie lifestyle. Whichever gets her more views, although with the amount of reactors popping up, my guess is munchie. Boring
My guess is that she's going to stick primarily with the munchie arc, because she really is falling apart. The number of canceled trips lately, to do "bucket list" things like the Prague Christmas market, or a high-status "cool kids" event like the Taylor Swift concert, isn't normal for her, even when having a meltdown; she's always packed her bags and massive sense of self-loathing and lumbered onto the plane anyway.

All of the traveling by air she has been doing lately is strictly for work—Seattle for Starbucks, Ohio to take alpaca farm pics to promote her ugly sweaters. She can still get her fat ass on a plane, but for some reason she's only doing it when she has to these days.

And while she could be staying home simply because nobody's agreed to pay her to make content in Prague or Vancouver so she can basically travel for free, I suspect she really is sicker than she admits to—and possibly with conditions she also doesn't want to admit to. She hasn't lost any weight despite going back on semaglutide; she's doing fewer hauls (always her biggest source of views); she doesn't go out and do things around Austin any more (including finding cool new places to eat out)—she really seems to be low on steam, despite it being several months since her last lipo session.

I assumed she postponed her next round of lipo until January so she could take full advantage of the Christmas moneymaking season, but other than the Jollidays collab, and shilling for Starbucks, it's been hella slow. Also, she looks like fucking hell. So I think she'll stay on the lipidema/autoimmune "health journey," but I would bet good money that she's got something else going on health-wise that she isn't ready to admit to yet.
 
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Christmas office party? You haven't worked in an office for many years. In fact, you've proven incapable of maintaining any job with coworkers. Friends cocktail party? You have no friends. You didn't even have anyone to celebrate your milestone birthday. Festive date night? You are a 40 year old, 600lb virgin. You aren't going anywhere.

The emptiness of Anna's life is really crushing. Just like her knees.
 
Christmas office party?
Christmas office party?

Imagine working with Sally Shine. Day in, day out, visits to HR to cOmPlAin that you, or someone else, is sExUaLLy hArRasSiNg her! And when she's not doing that, she'll be legitimately harassing every single solitary co-worker with the following:

* Creepy gross sexual commentary on your body, quickly walked back as "I was just joking!"
* Creepy gross commentary on your food and eating/break time habits.
* Creepy gross commentary about the number of times you go to the bathroom and for how long.
* Creepy gross commentary/inquiries about your pLaNs fOr tHe wEeKeND.
* The same, but for any PTO or vacation time you take to get away from the smelly unhygienic hambeast.
* Commentary on the amount of work you do (or don't do), while Anna the goldbricker continues goldbricking and malingering.
 
Now that the Eras Tour is over, does anyone think Anna will maintain her online Swiftie fandom or will she switch to something else?
Her Swiftie content is what gets her the most engagement, so I’m sure she’ll stick with it.

In late November Disney opened a new cruise, Disney Treasure, and recently sailed with lots of influencers and the like. No Anna though. Has she lost her partnership with Disney?
 
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"flare ups cycling" = alcohol and food binge, the flare up is the heartburn
"escalation meds" = pain pills?
"does not make me feel great, mentally doesn't do a lot for me" = I fuckin love these
Escalation meds are probably some sort of benzo or maybe just good old fashioned adderall. The way her jaw was locked up and she was slurring certainly gave me RX abuse vibes. She was barely even holding it together for a 50 second video. The problem with this cycle is that she isn't getting in good sleep with the pills and booze and cigs and then she wakes up feeling like shit, probably pops a pill, feels better for a few hours until she realizes she's alone and watching yet another netflix special, at which point she probably starts drinking or pops another "feel good" pill doesn't get any good sleep and wakes up again anxious...cycle keeps on cycling.

She really needs a month at home or in some sort of facility where she can just be around people in similar situations and when she's bored talk to them instead of doing what she's doing.
 
The way her jaw was locked up and she was slurring certainly gave me RX abuse vibes.
Agreed, I can see addy since its easier to get a prescription for too . The whole thing with publicly telling everyone, “oh Jeeze, I wish I didn’t have to take these pills, but I HAVE to, even though I don’t feel good” Is total addict excuses imo.

There are multiple influencer events going on that she is not a part of.
Maybe she sold her TayTay tickets because she’s going broke?
 
She stills sound hoarse and in the past whenever she's hoarse she always blames it on being sick with a cold or something, but not this time. So probably chain smoking cigs, along with the skin picking that's gotten worse.And yeah sounds like she's trying not to cry.

Have I somehow completely missed wtf these "flare ups" are? Swelling from eating massive sodium packed bowls of ramen? Skin rashes from unwashed, straight from China plastic sweaters, along with lack of showers?

I'm wondering what kind of meds treat her mysterious flare ups but also have depressive side effects. I'm guessing either Oxys or benzos.

I hate when she makes these vague posts that are really just about attention and sympathy seeking. Instead of talking about all her condishuns without actually saying what's going on, she could simply say nothing, or make up a lie like she's been busy living joyfully offline (ha!) or just needed a few days to catch up on rest.
 
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She stills sound hoarse and in the past whenever she's hoarse she always blames it on being sick with a cold or something, but not this time. So probably chain smoking cigs, along with the skin picking that's gotten worse.And yeah sounds like she's trying not to cry.

Have I somehow completely missed wtf these "flare ups" are? Swelling from eating massive sodium packed bowls of ramen? Skin rashes from unwashed, straight from China plastic sweaters, along with lack of showers?

I'm wondering what kind of meds treat her mysterious flare ups but also have depressive side effects. I'm guessing either Oxys or benzos.

I hate when she makes these vague posts that are really just about attention and sympathy seeking. Instead of talking about all her condishuns without actually saying what's going on, she could simply say nothing, or make up a lie like she's been busy living joyfully offline (ha!) or just needed a few days to catch up on rest.
Her "flare-ups" are best seen during her Hawaii trip and shrimp meltdown. She gained 40lbs of fluid (according to her), couldn't get the food she wanted and made everyone miserable. It is just consequences of fat, eating all the sodium and being drunk. She only has them when something is expected of her. It's also her badge against anyone calling her out. AmberLynn does it better, TBH. At least she'll admit she ate herself out of fitting in a car. We all have eyes and know Anna has clearly outeaten flying and maybe fitting in a normal size car. But she's got to be the whiniest of all bitches about it. She should film another reel crying about what she did to herself.
 
I don’t think it’s Adderall because:

1. There is an ongoing shortage. If she was properly diagnosed with ADHD and had a prescription for Adderall, she’d be churning out content about the shortage and the FDA/manufacturer battle.

2. She would respond positively to medication for ADHD since she undoubtedly has it.

3. It’s not a “rescue med” in any sense and nobody would ever nod and smile if she claimed to have gone on an amphetamine bender for health reasons.

I think it’s probably pain killers or even something like Benadryl that would temporarily render her insensate to her detestable condition.
 
She’s been seeing alt.med type doctors so I don’t know who would prescribe her painkillers. Maybe it’s different in Texas but in my state, you break a bone and you’ll only get Tylenol.

Who knows though, there is probably an underground munchie pill mill going on.

She may be taking stuff like gabapentin or maybe flexeril. I’m not sure how they are scheduled but flexiril will knock you on your ass. .

I do find it interesting how quickly she went from running a 5k and being the expert fattie on the trail to whining about flareups in PJs. .
no more good job getting out there, now it’s ok to stay in and take drugs.
 
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