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47 min documentary.

There's an uncensored version, but it's up on Patreon (it'll leak eventually).

TL;DW it went as you would expect, to the surprise of no one.
 
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Russell Greer has already weighed in on this, and retarded math fails aside wants her to do it at his brothel.

What the hell. I don't follow the litigious horny goblin closely, but something like this should have merited a feature at the very least, or...

Unfortunately said brothel currently (and always will) only exists in his mind.

...oh. These are just his daydreams. I got excited for a moment, and was already giggling at the sheer hilarity/horror of Greer running a brothel.
 
...oh. These are just his daydreams. I got excited for a moment, and was already giggling at the sheer hilarity/horror of Greer running a brothel.
Hey, once he finishes beating buddy boy Hardin and the hardship that is Kiwi Farms in his lawsuit he'll totally use the money to finish his very very real planned brothel:
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Also you should follow his thread more, the brothel shit is genuinely hilarious, in a creepy he's-definitely-gonna-kill-someone kind of way. He'll comment on random women's posts about how they should come work in his brothel, or even shit like lamenting on marriage/birth of children posts that these women can no longer come and work for him, even if they're not actual hookers, and have never shown any inclination to be.

My favourite was when he randomly suggested Bill Belichick's trophy girlfriend should become a hooker because that would be better somehow than dating a rich, old multi-millionaire.
 
My contributions.to the AH thread on this
Alright, using some back of the napkin penis math the average penis length in the UK is 5.17 inches erect. So 100 at 5.17 is 43 feet of dick or 13 meters if you aren't using God's measurement system.

If she does a thousand that will be 430 feet, 131 meters, .08 miles, or.13 KM.

Sorry after review I found an error in my calculations. I was working on the assumption every penis just entered her vagina once. The article stated she had to go down from five minutes of thrusting to two minutes per guy. Let's split that down the middle to 3.5 minutes per person.

According to net doctor the average thrusts per minute of sex by men is 48, though I've also seen the number 70 tossed around online. Again for sake of argument let's split that halfway at 59 thrusts per minute.

Working out that math we have a total of 206.5 thrusts per person (59*3.5). This moves the total thrusts to 20,650 total thrusts.

20650 thrusts at 5.17 inch per thrust gives us a total of 106,760.5 inches of total dick taken. This coverts over to 8,896 ft, 2711.71 meters, 1.68 miles, 2.71 km.

Taking this to 1000 yields 27.11 km or 16.85 miles of dick.

Talk about ran through.
 
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47 min documentary.

There's an uncensored version, but it's up on Patreon (it'll leak eventually).

TL;DW it went as you would expect, to the surprise of no one.
I praise the AI lords everyday for saving me from Video Essayists. Here's a summary for those who don't wanna watch.

Summary:

The video "I Slept With 100 Men in One Day | Documentary" follows L Pet, a 23-year-old OnlyFans star , as she prepares for an unprecedented event where she plans to engage with 100 men in a single day. It discusses her journey into the adult entertainment industry, emphasizing her evolving acceptance of her sexuality, business acumen, and the support she receives from her family. As the narrative unfolds, L's preparations reveal a mix of excitement and anxiety amidst logistical challenges, such as ensuring safety protocols and managing the participation of a large number of men. Throughout the experience, themes of empowerment, the complexities of extreme content creation, and the emotional aftermath of such intense interactions are explored. Despite initial thrill, L grapples with feelings of guilt and fatigue, raising concerns about the mental health implications of her ambitious pursuits, while hinting at even grander challenges ahead.

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In this section, the video introduces L Pet, a 23-year-old OnlyFans star, who is preparing to sleep with 100 men in a single day as part of a planned event. The narrator discusses the billion-dollar adult entertainment industry and reflects on their own experiences in extreme content creation. L shares her journey from a casual college lifestyle, where she began exploring her sexual nature, to becoming a successful figure in the adult industry. She confidently embraces her career, describing her evolving acceptance of her sexuality and the financial benefits that came with it. Additionally, she acknowledges her business-minded approach, the support of her family, and how open communication has contributed to her success. The section concludes with L's team assisting her, highlighting the professional aspect of her endeavors.

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In this section, the speaker discusses their experience with an individual, Lily, who prepares for an unusual event where she plans to sleep with 100 men in one day. The conversation touches on topics like Lily's lack of interest in kink, her filming setup for adult content, and her eclectic collection of adult toys she uses for filming. They also explore Lily's past views on sex, revealing that she initially saw it as something special before discovering her enjoyment in it. As they shop for an outfit suitable for the event, the speaker notes that the demographic of her participants will likely be younger and more casual. Lily expresses her belief that her future partner might come from the same adult industry, leading to a light-hearted reflection on her unconventional love life.

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In this section, the conversation revolves around Lily Phillips discussing her experiences as an OnlyFans creator and revealing insights into her business operations. She elaborates on the financial aspects of her work, sharing impressive earnings from her content and customized requests, and admits to having encountered unusual requests from clients, some of which she refuses due to their extremity. As she prepares to film content for her subscribers, she demonstrates a mix of professionalism and performance, indicating her unique approach to creating adult content. Additionally, Lily hints at a groundbreaking project, inviting potential clientele to apply through a designated phone number, suggesting a significant and unprecedented venture on her part.

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In this section, the speaker discusses the logistics of a project involving engaging with numerous partners in a short period, mentioning concerns about participants enjoying themselves and not feeling degraded. They reflect on their relationship with their parents, admitting that while they do not disclose all details of their work, their parents are aware of their industry involvement. Feelings of loneliness and societal judgment are explored, particularly regarding perceptions based on their job. The speaker expresses a strong sense of empowerment over their choices, affirming their identity and connection to feminism by advocating for equal rights while emphasizing that their participation in such activities is driven by personal enjoyment rather than necessity.

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In this section, the conversation explores the complex motivations and potential consequences of extreme behaviors in the realm of adult content creation, particularly focusing on Lily's upcoming plan to sleep with 100 men in a single day for her OnlyFans channel. Both Lily and another creator, Alex, reflect on their experiences and the pressures that drive individuals in the industry to push boundaries, often for financial gain. Alex expresses concern for Lily's mental health and the implications of such extreme actions, likening it to a "deal with the devil" that results in objectification. The discussion highlights the risks involved, from personal safety to the potential of sexually transmitted infections, suggesting that Lily may not have fully considered the ramifications of her ambitious challenge.

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In this section, the narrator discusses the preparations and concerns surrounding Lily's ambitious challenge of sleeping with 100 men in a single day. The mention of STI tests raises questions about the participants' safety and the awareness they have regarding potential risks, including the implications of intimate acts with multiple partners. Despite some reservations, Lily expresses a sense of excitement and humor about her endeavor, suggesting it gives her happiness rather than sadness. However, as the day approaches, logistical challenges arise, such as last-minute cancellations and the pressure of ensuring all participants comply with safety protocols. The narrative touches on the chaos and uncertainty that permeate the preparations, alongside Lily's carefree attitude as they wait for the first participant to arrive.

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In this section, the narrative describes the preparation for an unusual event involving Lily, who plans to engage with multiple participants in a rented Airbnb within an affluent neighborhood. The atmosphere is tense and chaotic as the team manages logistics and legal forms, with a group of six men anxiously waiting for their turns, each having traveled distances to be part of the experience. Lily arrives an hour late with a security guard, and despite her nervousness, she maintains a sense of excitement about the forthcoming interactions. As the preparations unfold, there is a palpable sense of unease, especially from the narrator, who reflects on the strangeness of the situation and Lily's increasing apprehension about what lies ahead. Just before the event begins, the group is asked to leave the property, leaving the narrator concerned for Lily and the reality of her bold undertaking.

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In this section, Lily Phillips reflects on her experience of preparing for a unique event where she aimed to engage with 100 men in one day. She admits to feeling nervous, especially upon meeting the attractive participants. Concerns about partners not receiving STI checks are briefly discussed, though she believes the risk is lesser for them. The crew shares updates, noting the unexpected length of the event and the heavy influx of participants, leading to moments of chaos. Interviews with some of the men reveal mixed feelings about their experiences, highlighting the intensity and emotional aftermath. The planning team expresses relief and surprise at the turnout, emphasizing the networking and bonding that occurred among the men while they waited. Ultimately, with the event concluding, they reflect on the challenges of organization amid the hectic environment.

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In this section, the individuals involved discuss Lily's experience during her challenge to engage with 100 men in one day. Lily appears exhausted but determined, expressing satisfaction and a sense of accomplishment despite the physical and emotional toll of the task. She recalls the logistics of her interactions, including the awkwardness of having to rush through each encounter and the pressure she felt to ensure the men enjoyed their brief time with her. Lily candidly shares her feelings of guilt for not being able to provide a fulfilling experience for all participants, emphasizing how intense and robotic the process felt after a while. Despite the difficulties, she reflects on the demanding nature of the challenge and the emotional strain it placed on her.

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In this section, the speaker reflects on the emotional aftermath of a monumental experience where Lily attempted to sleep with 100 men in one day. Despite her initial excitement about the challenge, she reveals feelings of disassociation and guilt about not fulfilling the expected time with each man, especially when people expressed disappointment. As she grapples with these complex emotions, it becomes clear that she has not fully processed what happened and feels a weight of responsibility towards her fans. The speaker, meanwhile, shares their surprise at Lily's emotional state, despite her anticipation of this event. They also hint at her future plans to attempt an even more daunting challenge of sleeping with 1,000 men, suggesting the potential for emotional tolls that accompany such extreme pursuits.

Damn, this bitch is gonna create a new flavor of STD.
 
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Fly her here from the UK and Russ will gladly spend 3 seconds in her, according to his retard math.
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It seems like all this math is wrong, unless I'm drunk or stupid (or both).

24 hours * 60 minutes per hour = 1,440 minutes in a day, so wouldn't 1,000 men (divided into 1,440) mean each man gets to "enjoy" her for 1.44 minutes? I guess if you give her an hour for bodily functions and food it might be less but still... where are they getting 3 seconds from?

Fucking hell, why am I even thinking about these numbers? This bitch is nasty.
 
It seems like all this math is wrong, unless I'm drunk or stupid (or both).

24 hours * 60 minutes per hour = 1,440 minutes in a day, so wouldn't 1,000 men (divided into 1,440) mean each man gets to "enjoy" her for 1.44 minutes? I guess if you give her an hour for bodily functions and food it might be less but still... where are they getting 3 seconds from?

Fucking hell, why am I even thinking about these numbers? This bitch is nasty.
Don't need food with all that cum
 
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