Is Santa Claus Real?

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HE GIVES PRESENTS TO GOOD LITTLE BOYS AND GIRLS AND HE LOVES JESUS CHRIST. IN THIS HOUSE SANTA CLAUS IS A HERO, END OF STORY!

 

[Danann]

The only people who don't believe in Santa are the same who believe trannies are actually the men/women they pretend to be.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Uh NORAD literally tracks him every year, would the government lie??

Norad tracking him proves he exists because that means Santa is on a Government List.

Just like all of us. Santa has a Kiwi Farms account 100%.

 

[Harvey Danger]

Of course Santa is real. Who do you think keeps the elves from overrunning and conquering Earth?

 

[12345]

Yes and if you want to send him a letter it's:


Santa
North Pole
Canada
H0H0H0

 

[Gooncave Smeagol]

No, Santa Clause is not real. Your parents bought you presents. Your dad had to work overtime to be able to afford them. Your mother and father wrapped them at night while you were sleeping. They might have had to get up the next day and go to work depending on when they wrapped them.

Imagine believing this

 

[biguglyboy]

Norad tracking him proves he exists because that means Santa is on a Government List.

Just like all of us. Santa has a Kiwi Farms account 100%.

He watches all year and records if you were naughty or nice, he's the ultimate archiver.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

If Santa wasn't real then how do you explain this?

 

[Mark Goldbridge]

Burn the Badnjak goyim!

 

[netorare]

Santa isn't real and nothing ever happens on Christmas

 

[Duke-Diggler]

There is empirical evidence to state that Santa Claus is real.

 

[MugolEx]

Would the grinch be a lolcow?

He is one of the rare cases of a lolcow turning themselves around and no longer being a lolcow, it's why he doesn't have a thread here.

And on that note, it's funny that Santa deniers can never explain how the Grinch's heart grew three sizes that day.

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

Santa Claus is real because kiwifarm is still alive.

 

[Local Wordmason]

Santa is, or Santa is not. Reason cannot decide between the two alternatives
A Holiday is being had, where presents will not or will turn up. You must participate in Christmas (it is not optional).

Let us weigh the gain and the loss in wagering that Santa is. Let us estimate these two chances. If you believe in Santa and get gifts, you gain all; if you don't, you lose nothing.

Wager, then, without hesitation that Santa is. There is here infinite holiday spirit to gain, a chance of gifts against a finite number of chances of not being merry, and your potential presents are finite. And so our proposition is of infinite jolliness and presents when there is the finite to stake in a holiday where there are equal risks of getting gifts and not, and infinite merriment to gain.

 

[Coberald]

nothing ever happens on Christmas

Just wait until Darwinclaus evolves down the chimney and helps your wife's son evolve black skin in the womb.

 

[jDBHXsmSf]

Santa is real. I saw him with my own eyes in the mall!

 

[Harvey Danger]

There is empirical evidence to state that Santa Claus is real.

Remember kids, there is more evidence Santa Claus exists than there is evidence that your parents love you enough to fake it and give you expensive gifts.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

Curious if people who have kids or who plan to have kids what their opinion is on the SQ. (Santa question). Would you keep it up and when would you reveal the facade?

When I was a child, my mum basically answered my question of Santa being real at around 3/4 honestly (I just asked questions about stuff endlessly). So I don't ever remember believing in Santa.

My kids are young enough they don’t push too much, I’ll probably go the route my mom did of “shut up, you’re getting presents from Santa and if you say there’s no Santa you’re not getting presents.” We kept it up until we moved out and everyone was happier that way.

 

[Drip Torch]

Saw some loser retard arguing online that he won't get "cucked" by letting his kids think Santa brought them presents when it was his work and money that bought them. This joyless and selfish mentality is what truly cucks him. Santa wins every year, just embrace the joy!

What a little manchild! The kind that thinks having a daughter is "cucked". Dude should be forced to participate in the US Marines "Toys for Tots" and made to dance around in a elf costume. Real men believe in Santa and sharing with their family without wanting constant ass pats. All I can say to the dude is "Its not about you, asshole!"

 

[Captain Chromosome]

Would the grinch be a lolcow?

No, he learned his lesson and changed. This is the antithesis to cowdom.