How tall is your holiday tree this year?

[Beastie]

I bought an average one, it's about 2 meters tall.

 

[Fat Gollum]

You didn't take that picture.

 

[Beastie]

You didn't take that picture.

I didn't, I just wanted an example holiday tree.

 

[Fat Gollum]

I didn't, I just wanted an example holiday tree.

Post your real tree.

 

[Beastie]

Post your real tree.

You go first

 

[Fat Gollum]

You go first

I asked you first.

 

[OrionBalls]

I have dogs with powerful tails and a cat who is a jerk. No tree for me.

 

[Unicorn Fairie]

Christmas Tree? We have no such things in the Levant!

 

[Aiōn]

Not big enough. My ornaments were super girly and not really my style so I got all new ones. I really like them and I also got them for a great price but many of them are far too big and heavy for my current tree so I've had to box them up.

 

[OrionBalls]

This big.

 

[Myra]

It's short.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I have dogs with powerful tails and a cat who is a jerk. No tree for me.

Same issue. My mastiff and cat are too silly for a tree.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

The size of your tree doesn't matter as much as how well you can stuff a stocking. (Sexually)

 

[OrionBalls]

The size of your tree doesn't matter as much as how well you can stuff a stocking. (Sexually)

Santa packs the stockings. That's why they're there.

 

[User names must be unique]

7" uncut.