Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Catgirl Tyranid]

What I STILL don't get is what possessed him to think that people would piece together him going to a swinger resort, and see both he and his wife posting lewds, and then celebrate him for it. That they wouldn't give him an enormous amount of shit for it, or at least express profound disappointment.

He literally thought he was a rock star and that he deserved to act like one.

 

[ReverendVerse]

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That being said, nick isn't pissing budlight as there are less than 100 cases.
I wonder what Nick's alcohol gut farmed alcohol would be called though. A literal lolcow being milked? Now that's progressiveness.

I actually knew a guy that legitimately had this syndrome. He was Asian and he couldn't eat rice and it would get him completely drunk. Being Asian, in an Asian household, and unable to eat rice is rough.

 

[Hard Toothbrush]

6 gorillion hours in Paint later
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Ngl I hoped someone would do what you did. Thank you!

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

What I STILL don't get is what possessed him to think that people would piece together him going to a swinger resort, and see both he and his wife posting lewds, and then celebrate him for it. That they wouldn't give him an enormous amount of shit for it, or at least express profound disappointment.

He was on notice, as early as the Jack Murphy shit, that KF tends to appreciate certain social values. That his audience here connected with him because of that. That he was seen as "whitepilling" and an anti-cow.

Predictably, when the true image of Nick was starting to form, even @5t3n0g0ph3r had enough and stopped running the thread as a hugbox.

I consider post post 17,814, on page 891, to be the "official" turning point with respect to Nick's relationship with the Farms. The thread was moved out of Multimedia at that point, or shortly thereafter, and nobody ever again was threatened with a threadban for daring to level criticism at Nick.

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And Nick has still gotten over it.

Did he really think people here would "Oh, he's a fraud and a degenerate? No worries. Let's just keep sucking his cock in Multimedia forever."?

His hubris is off the charts. There are times I wonder maybe he was built up too much here, and that the Farms bares some responsibility for his ego, but then I remember the deceit.

Simple. He thinks that everyone secretly wants to be a degenerate like him. He expected everyone to give him a pat of the back for achieving the epitome of what he imagined to be a shared aspiration to reach peak coom.

The desire to 'destigmatise the bedroom' flowed out from his disappointment that his parents never talked about sex with him enough, in his opinion. The idea that OF girls' children would be praised at school comes from the fact that he wanted access to his parents' sex life.

Having a side hoe is an expression of his disappointment with monogamous sex with his wife and the desire to have as much sex as possible.

The idea that swinger's are 'everywhere', he is like King David, Christians are intelligent prudes, and he is a bad Christian comes from his desire to square his degenerate desires with the image of a moral and respectable person.

Nick expected a 'pass' because he thought everyone would just be emvious of him. However, many in his audience (YouTube and KF) legitimately DON'T want those things.

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Done.

Beautiful! Adding stylised coat of arms wreath with the text 'Balldo Brewery' beneath it and and a cameo profile of Nick eating his Dorito would be a banger shirt.

 

[Desktop User2]

Having a side hoe is an expression of his disappointment with monogamous sex with his wife and the desire to have as much sex as possible.

I really disagree... a side hoe is way too high maintenance if you are only about having sex a lot. If he was ninfo, it would be hookers at his age.

 

[East_Clintwood]

I really disagree... a side hoe is way too high maintenance if you are only about having sex a lot. If he was ninfo, it would be hookers at his age.

According to Coomalot he was also an enthusiastic user of hookers when given the chance. I think the reason he went for a full time side hoe rather than just more hookers is probably due to the fact he lives in the middle of Bumfuck Nowhere, Minnesota probably limits the utility of hookers.

 

[demicolon]

You still have time to quit being a niggerfaggot and delete this...

You don't like anal sex jokes about my daughter?
You must like futas without balls, then.

 

[Desktop User2]

According to Coomalot he was also an enthusiastic user of hookers when given the chance. I think the reason he went for a full time side hoe rather than just more hookers is probably due to the fact he lives in the middle of Bumfuck Nowhere, Minnesota probably limits the utility of hookers.

A ninfo doesn´t have boundaries... bumfucking MN wouldn´t stop him. If she was the first side bitch, it´s probable that he really fell in love with her, it´s pretty common for first timers, I saw it countless times. Doesn´t mean he will ditch the family, but still...

 

[Mouse Cop]

I suspect it's part of one of Nick's gay attempts at winning an argument:

Don't say kids names = don't really know them, means your concern is fake and shit
Do say kid's names = proof that you're a weird internet stalker, means your concern is fake and shit.

God, he's so fucking smart. How can we hope to compete?

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

The whole thing is just weird because Nick is convinced his skelly look (and really thin men in general) is the ultimate attractive male look.

I'm no expert, but I hear that that kind of look is quite popular among gays.
Really makes you think.

 

[northstar747]

I do not know why Nick hates the Farms for collaboratively piecing the puzzle he set for us together. He should be cheering us on as we figure out his 1000 IQ riddle he set for us.

oh dont be cheeky.

The fact the church was a big part of kala's social life, having to live up others expectations etc.

Nick had both a mid life crisis and teenage rebellion at the exact same time. The combo of money, drugs, and aunt wine attention fucking put his ego on over drive.

Hehe I m so cleaver hehe I m never said we were swining hehe, Did I say that hehehe

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

When is the plea deal deadline?
We should be getting close to that.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

When is the plea deal deadline?
We should be getting close to that.

He has a conference on the 17th.

 

[Burt Macklin]

I consider post post 17,814, on page 891, to be the "official" turning point with respect to Nick's relationship with the Farms. The thread was moved out of Multimedia at that point, or shortly thereafter, and nobody ever again was threatened with a threadban for daring to level criticism at Nick.

Recently played a game where I picked a random page to read below 1,000. Nick should play that game, too, to see that his audience one did really love him and stood by him. Crazy that it was 891 where the tides turned.

And Nick has still not gotten over it.

Imagine if this guy ever dated someone before Kayla? Reminds me of a friend who still isn't over his high school girlfriend cheating on him at 32.

 

[RodgerDodger]

I actually knew a guy that legitimately had this syndrome. He was Asian and he couldn't eat rice and it would get him completely drunk. Being Asian, in an Asian household, and unable to eat rice is rough.

Isn't it normally related to or tied to diabetes?

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

Simple. He thinks that everyone secretly wants to be a degenerate like him.

He watched his wife contract herpes by getting fucked by other dudes including black guys and Aaron Imholte because his dick doesn't work. He's an alcoholic and drug addict, probably because he can't deal with the emotional pain of being a cuck. Nick: nobody is jealous of you. You're a disgrace, if I was half as bad as you are I'd kill myself out of shame.

 

[hawkisnight]

He literally thought he was a rock star and that he deserved to act like one.

Professor Chaos the rock star lmao

But he's just having fun don't laugh.

 

[Melty Butter]

Simple. He thinks that everyone secretly wants to be a degenerate like him. He expected everyone to give him a pat of the back for achieving the epitome of what he imagined to be a shared aspiration to reach peak coom.

At the risk of sounding like a Hallmark movie - and trying to dig a bit deeper than the (often very funny) faggot jokes told ITT - I genuinely think Nick is gay with a strong dose of everything else; narcissism, addiction, midlife crisis. His self-hatred is eating him alive.

Sometimes the truth is obvious.

He's raging that he can't express who he is sexually. Just look at these tweets from the last month, and there are another 10 gay tweet "jokes" I didn't add.


Link to my post

Plus, every single stream he did in 2023 and early 2024 included at least 10-20 graphically anal or gay "jokes".

Tbh, he'll never be able to be honest about his sexuality. It's almost impossible, realistically speaking, due to how he's structured his life. Those kids have been raised with some of the most rigid definitions of sex and family that America has to offer.

Instead, he'll continue to blow up his life.

 

[Lian Xing]

I consider post post 17,814, on page 891, to be the "official" turning point with respect to Nick's relationship with the Farms.

>88% of the posts in the thread are cowdom
Nick has no one to blame but himself.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

The funniest outcome is if the judge throws out the plea deal because he watched the livestream and just hates Nick.

Also, Nick literally did the “I PAID YOU IN EXPOSURE, YOU’D BE NOTHING WITHOUT ME!!! I GAVE YOU MILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF TIME ON MY STREAMS!!!” faggotry. He even managed to get in a “actually you should pay me!”

He’s gonna go nuts in the next two years. I can see his oldest not coming home after college or going to Grandma Sletta’s and avoiding Nick like the plague.