DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Kagome Higurashi said:
The way he treats Khet is fucking insane. First he uses her cooking as a leverage "Guys I really want popeyes but looks like I'm eating my wife's slop instead, sigh." Than today, when she doesn't come home on time he's having a panic attack but it's not because he's worried about her well-being, he simply wants his dinner made. Are we even sure Khet is still with him?
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Katherine is downstairs dying right now
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(Scrooged: phil's favorite christmas movie to cry through for the uninitiated)
 
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He's actively downplaying Stellar Blade's 'hype' while simultaneously demanding $15000 minimum to play it?
He's also been claiming all stream that he's not a prude while also kicking and screaming about playing Stellar Blade, the game he's currently centered his entire current fundraising efforts behind.
We know he's low IQ but this is incredible even for him.
 
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lupinthethird said:
He's actively downplaying Stellar Blade's 'hype' while simultaneously demanding $15000 minimum to play it?
He's also been claiming all stream that he's not a prude while also kicking and screaming about playing Stellar Blade, the game he's currently centered his entire current fundraising efforts behind.
We know he's low IQ but this is incredible even for him.
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Stellar blade gameplay is legit right in his wheelhouse for shit he enjoys and gets actual viewership/support on which is why its so funny. That stream is going to be so god awful when it actually happens he will push away his actual fans who wanted him to play it even more.
 
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Get's no pussy horse confirmed and has no children - both because he has "restraint" and he's, and I quote:​
"A mature adult who you should respect, I am beyond that kind of thing, I'm not in my 20s anymore..." - 12/11/2024 ​
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Yes, I believe that. I reckon he's got low T from alcoholism, he is quite literally "beyond that"
 
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Comma said:
After spending at least $100 on a new NetGear router, his Internet just went out for a short time again, just like it has been doing for the past week or so. I'm not sure what he was thinking to fix with just buying a new router, but it really seems it's just his main Internet connection being shitty. I mean, he's not streaming on WiFi, is he? He can't be THAT stupid, right?

Thanks for the money, dummy!
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I'm somewhat convinced he didn't buy a new router. I know he's over his public spending phase but he usually shows off anything new he buys. He also didn't mention how superior the new device was compared to the old one, it just works well enough to get the job done.
The washer/dryer and ceiling fans got so much attention despite not actually "improving the business".
I think it was just a failed begging attempt and eventually he'll fuck up and forget he lied about it when the internet has issues a few months from now.
 
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Cardinal Cardinal said:
I'm somewhat convinced he didn't buy a new router. I know he's over his public spending phase but he usually shows off anything new he buys. He also didn't mention how superior the new device was compared to the old one, it just works well enough to get the job done.
The washer/dryer and ceiling fans got so much attention despite not actually "improving the business".
I think it was just a failed begging attempt and eventually he'll fuck up and forget he lied about it when the internet has issues a few months from now.
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He did mention how much better it was then the old router today and how signal doesn't drop anymore on stuff he has on Wifi. Dunno why he didn't show it but I have no reason to believe he lied about spending with as much shit as he is buying every day at this point.

Not even half way to the goal today step it up dents! Marvel Rivals is on the chopping block
 
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It's over: Phil has been snaked by Kino Casino. One of the hosts (likely PPP/Ashton based on writing style) went off on DSP in their Kick Chat about 2 hours ago, mocking Phil for alienating his old fans in an attempt to attract Casino dents and appearing to refer to the period "during our arc with him" in the past tense.

KinoCasinoGaming confirmed that Phil has not done "enough to capture a new audience". The Casino paypigs are coming home.

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I assume the other thread was limited to Phil's actual appearances on Kino Casino, so I'm putting this in the main thread.
 
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Balldo's Gate said:
It's over: Phil has been snaked by Kino Casino. One of the hosts (likely PPP/Ashton based on writing style) went off on DSP in their Kick Chat about 2 hours ago, mocking Phil for alienating his old fans in an attempt to attract Casino dents and appearing to refer to the period "during our arc with him" in the past tense.

KinoCasinoGaming confirmed that Phil has not done "enough to capture a new audience". The Casino paypigs are coming home.

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I assume the other thread was limited to Phil's actual appearances on Kino Casino, so I'm putting this in the main thread.
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i joy this
 
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