Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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You're still in jail. It's not so much as lessening the punishment as it's acknowledging you've been punished this whole time.
I don't know much about the conditions of the jail bossman is in but I've watched way too many videos and documentaries about jail and prison that in some places it is far worse to be in jail than in prison (the Louis Theroux Miami Mega Jail doc comes to mind immediately). I doubt he's in a place that's a complete shithole but as you said jail itself is a punishment obviously no matter what.
 
I don't know much about the conditions of the jail bossman is in but I've watched way too many videos and documentaries about jail and prison that in some places it is far worse to be in jail than in prison (the Louis Theroux Miami Mega Jail doc comes to mind immediately). I doubt he's in a place that's a complete shithole but as you said jail itself is a punishment obviously no matter what.
Yeah I come from a pretty fucked up family. I've had to visit way too any facilities. I've always heard consistently that if you got do 2 years in prison or jail, prison is better.

Apparently the food is somewhat better, but more importantly, there is a more stable routine and programs. The big thing that sucks about jail is that it's population greatly fluctuates between the weekend and the weekdays. Especially county and small city jails, lots of dui and domestics just have to do weekends. So the place gets packed and people get shuffled around.

Sounds awful.
 
I don't know much about the conditions of the jail bossman is in but I've watched way too many videos and documentaries about jail and prison that in some places it is far worse to be in jail than in prison (the Louis Theroux Miami Mega Jail doc comes to mind immediately). I doubt he's in a place that's a complete shithole but as you said jail itself is a punishment obviously no matter what.
He's in the same regional jail (basically the inmates from several counties put together in one facility to save money) that Chris-Chan was in, it's not a shithole. It's a jail but it's not Riker's Island or anything close to that
 
Damn so he gets his own prayer rug and everything. Living a life of luxury
Chris also got snacks and playing cards in there. You can imagine Austin and his cellmate recreating his streams but with Reeses Pieces instead of Cryptocurrency. Fellow prisoners won't be able to sleep for him yelling "DAMN THAT PUSSY NCIE!" "ITS FUCKING RIGGED BRO!" etc.
 
I don't know much about the conditions of the jail bossman is in but I've watched way too many videos and documentaries about jail and prison that in some places it is far worse to be in jail than in prison (the Louis Theroux Miami Mega Jail doc comes to mind immediately). I doubt he's in a place that's a complete shithole but as you said jail itself is a punishment obviously no matter what.
I've posted details on his conditions before. You can peep it here:

How accurate was I?

From an article discussing the jails expansion
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Damn those Bunks NCIE! They got the ladders on the ends and the under bunk drawers.
The jails superintendent looking in on the area these officers are standing in front of. this is likely an observation area or a hallway.
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Whats interesting on this jails design is the separate area with the picnic tables. This is nice as you can haev some rec time and not eat in your bunk. Some jails with these dorms will make you either eat in your bunk or go to a cafeteria. Looking at this design though.

Fuck. Imagine going MONTHS without sitting in a chair with a back? The only chance you have is if you get bottom bunk and you can lean on the ladder.

Though these are pictures of the expansion, the jail consists of multiple dorms/pods of this type. They do separate some of the inmate population based on their crime/violence factor. I bet Austin is in the more violent group this time, but I do not believe he is violent acting in jail and is not in the segregated area with separate 2-man cells.

Most jails you see on TV are based off of shitty ass Los Angeles or New York jails. The rest of the US jails arent completely abhorrent unless you're in a liberal shithole. Also most of the time you see a jail in a tv show its actually showing the holding/intake area, and not the housing. Holding and intake is a fucking nightmare anywhere I've ever seen.

Prisons are a whole other bag.

Edit to add: You can read about the types of cell blocks in the facility, and how well of a job they are doing at keeping BossmanJack from Mutt's law here https://www.cvrj.org/pdf/prea.pdf Facility description starts on page 11
 
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Its wild how fast Austin went from being a cracked out apple smoking gamba man doing slots to being a cracked out coinflipper to jail.

Like I can't think of any cow that's moved faster through a full arc. Nick, by comparison, is a boring fuck.
That was why he was such an entertaining watch. Every stream had some kinda gold, and you couldn't go more than a week or two without some kind of major event or chimp out. Sadly, most of us knew it was going to end like this eventually. Twice as bright, half as long.
 
Fishtank was plugging a hole during BMJ's long absence in the can, but now that's properly over, my boy is still in prison and it seems like his Christmas meal will be behind bars. Life is so fucking unfair bros, an innocent man is rotting away and the Prosecuters won't even lift a fucking finger during this jolly time. I'm not okay bros.
 
Someone should tell this RAT judge that if he's gonna lock bossman up, why not give him a computer (plus all necessary replacements ofc) with high speed wifi, juice, crispy crackarooski, big bufords, and the judge's mom for all the squirts her pussy can handle. bossman pays his debt to society and we get our contont. It's so unfair
 
"God answers prayers" says rat mom. Where was he when her true son Austin needed prayers?
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But good on your Bossmandrew, you give Riece the Hogge
Interestingly she works at a mental hospital as a nursing assistant
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Oh no boys, she's a single mom. Are the Peterson boys just expert MILF hunters?
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Baby daddy / or / previous boyfriend = Dead
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Good luck bossmandrew
 
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"God answers prayers" says rat mom. Where was he when her true son Austin needed prayers?
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But good on your Bossmandrew, you give Riece the Hogge
Interestingly she works at a mental hospital as a nursing assistant
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Oh no boys, she's a single mom. Are the Peterson boys just expert MILF hunters?
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Baby daddy / or / previous boyfriend = Dead
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Good luck bossmandrew


Good for BossmAndrew. He looks like the mascot for an apple company and she looks like she could do much better.

I wonder if he has told her about Austin or if she thinks he's an only child? I have a brother who's a shut in and that was even embarrassing to explain to my wife. I couldn't imagine having to explain crack and gambaing and your parents allowing it. Not to mention everything else.

My wife is from the СССР/USSR so if you didn't have potato, you didn't eat. My brother just chilling and playing vidya all day was a crazy concept. I explained to her about BossMom taking Austin to buy crack when he got arrested for punching Ratdad. She just assumed she didn't understand the story because her mind couldn't comprehend these things.
 
"God answers prayers" says rat mom. Where was he when her true son Austin needed prayers?
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But good on your Bossmandrew, you give Riece the Hogge
Interestingly she works at a mental hospital as a nursing assistant
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Oh no boys, she's a single mom. Are the Peterson boys just expert MILF hunters?
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Baby daddy / or / previous boyfriend = Dead
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Good luck bossmandrew
This is so wrong drew is smashing MILF pussy while our boy sits in jail and nobody is lifting a finger to help him fucking Rigged I hate my life dewd!
 
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