Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Terfatron]

I pray for a vlogmas from the plane, Anna-style

 

[Unreachable Twat]

Also, I know it's been said before, but man, another thing these body shots really put into perspective is how pathetic and small her tits are, especially for how fat she is.

ETA: As some others have also pointed out in that GIF I posted a couple pages back, the only jiggle here is in her arm gunts. This literal lardass is jam packed, and her tits are STILL pathetic.

I estimate that her vulva is 15-30lbs minimum tho.

 

[Fee]

Is this

Her way around that is she claims sine she herself never physically saw a number over 600 on the scale then it never happened. Even though she just wasn't weighing herself at the time, doesn't count to her.

Like Schrodinger's fat?

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

"Illi-NOISE" oh for Christ's sake Amber

 

[Obsessed]

On the 12th day of Vlogmas, Amberlynn said to me:

Twelve diets planned,
Eleven meals half-eaten,
Ten fingers lickin',
Nine doctor visits,
Eight folds a shakin',
Seven tears a fakin',
Six angry exes,

Five broken scales!

Four cancer scares,
Three white lies,
Two swollen legs,
And a Gracie who had to go free.

 

[Bibbity Bobbity]

Oooook.

Traveling with lymphedema... which she once lectured us she didn't have?

Which is lessened by cutting down on sodium... as she chows on two different forms of fried beef and fried potato salt licks?

Look, I fucking love garlic. But if my SO and I were taking an 18 hour roadtrip in a closed vehicle... no way.

Also, she needed to be thrown out of the Upper Midwest before someone killed her. Nobody there would listen to your "I'm shooo cold" while you're not wearing a jacket. An ex of mine who moved there now lives by their motto: It's never too cold to be outside, you just have inadequate clothing.

Anyways, the Dear Jane letter should be in the mail, along with the rest of her left behind shit. Emily sleeps well tonight.

 

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

"Illi-NOISE" oh for Christ's sake Amber

she's making a reference, we know she loves killers and there is even a song about a famous killer. good taste Big Al the cat killer

 

[Boolean Bitch]

ETA: As some others have also pointed out in that GIF I posted a couple pages back, the only jiggle here is in her arm gunts. This literal lardass is jam packed, and her tits are STILL pathetic.

 

[Mekahineyho]

Tik tok

 

[Unreachable Twat]

Does anyone know if there's a legal reason for Karina Kaboom to keep calling Emily "Tommy"?

 

[StarkRavingMad]

Tik tok
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She's so bottom heavy now that she's literally the same shape as Pizza the Hut from Spaceballs.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Also, I know it's been said before, but man, another thing these body shots really put into perspective is how pathetic and small her tits are, especially for how fat she is

 

[pick me gorl]

This account that Emily is following on Instagram?

It couldn't be more clear and undeniable if Emily herself declared she was a death feeder in 30 different posts with 40 different fonts, she practically already has. It's embarrassing watching Amber deny this.

Do we think Hamber is truly in complete denial about Emily Franz's feederism fetish or do we think she is satisfying Emily's fetish behind the scenes? She certainly looks fatter. It's hard for me to say, because despite how long Hamber has been a fat failure, it's always been a 'goal' of hers to lose weight. She just wasn't particularly inconvenienced if she didn't as she is used to existing that way, but the idea of her intentionally gaining weight for someone else's fetish is not easy to reconcile. She will do almost anything to be the center of someone's attention, though, so how far-fetched is it really?

 

[Clotso Coof]

Her fat logic is so bizarre.

She's got her own brand of copes. 599 lbs is still under 600, haters, so it's not that bad! But my favorite will always be buying huge sleeveless dresses from Torrid, wearing them as tank tops, and proclaiming they fit.

 

[high and tired]

It will never not amuse me that Amberlynn at her big age of 34 makes cringy lip syncing TikToks like a 14 year old teenager

 

[lol cow supreme]

Does anyone know if there's a legal reason for Karina Kaboom to keep calling Emily "Tommy"?

Amber calls her Tommy and has only ever disclosed her name as Tommy, so Karina calls her Tommy. Then she can claim "what i never misnamed her or doxed anybody, except Kermit or whatever that squirrel told you is a lie".

Side note: Karina scares me. I bet she has the crazy eyes.
Pls Karina dont send a squirrel hitsquad after me!

ETA that tik tok posted is in her ugly ass apartment. I forgot how ugly it was with the garish lighting and colors. Anyone know waht the fuck Amber is singing, its unintelligible to my bovine ears.

 

[Your-Fairy-Wish-Prince]

She's so bottom heavy now that she's literally the same shape as Pizza the Hut from Spaceballs.

Or a garbage bag full of creamed corn

 

[Figantic Gaggot]

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fee fi fo fum, i smell kraft dinner

 

[RedMage]

Current TikTok has 3 million views. Hidden Valley Ranch commented.

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She was always a Pizza Gorly Pop.

Can't blame Becky, Ricky and Erik for pizza lying around

 

[Hayduraide]

Some more abandoned Emily accounts.

https://www.quora.com/profile/Emily-Franz-4
https://twitter.com/franzemily
https://www.pinterest.com/franzfree1/_saved