DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Huh, that was weird.

No stalling, no sudden need to do a stream recap. I'd say reality is finally settling in and Phil has realized his "resurgence" is over and is back to pre-Kino money, but this is Phil so I guess none of the whale/s confirmed they'd tip.

It's over: Phil has been snaked by Kino Casino. One of the hosts (likely PPP/Ashton based on writing style) went off on DSP in their Kick Chat about 2 hours ago, mocking Phil for alienating his old fans in an attempt to attract Casino dents and appearing to refer to the period "during our arc with him" in the past tense.

KinoCasinoGaming confirmed that Phil has not done "enough to capture a new audience". The Casino paypigs are coming home.

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I assume the other thread was limited to Phil's actual appearances on Kino Casino, so I'm putting this in the main thread.
That's just some lighthearted equal opportunity razzing you mouth-drooling morahn. God, people are so dumb tuhuhuhu

Andy and Triple P, that's what I call him Triple P, are just razzing Phil. It's not serious
 
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i joy this
PPP has also started retweeting detractor content mocking Phil's increasingly desperate begging (link to tweet) even though they do very similar goals. Expect more segments from them going after Phil until he is forced to admit they've turned on him.

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EDIT: DarkSydePimp has also gifted Kino Casino 11x as many subs as DSP in the past week (55 vs 5)

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He needs to cook up new goals, something other than stuffing his mouth. Jumping jacks seem to be a lolcow special and I can see LARPERs and trolls paying him to do some. Or how about some squats, gotta work those strong calves! 10 pushups for every 100 dollars, let's goooo
Dents still ask every single day for the old goal stuff but he seriously does not want to go back to that shit. Not saying it would save him but those goals did work and would probably still work if he brought them back in some way.

I mean shit man just put on the dam vest for the goal it's not that big of a deal.
 
Imagine you walk into a sandwich shop. Let's call it DeliciousSandwichPantry. Before you get to order something, you have to spend one hour listening to the owner detailing you how he made money yesterday, which sandwhiches sold well, which didn't, how his equipment was working, how satisified were its customers and so on. All this time, you only want a fucking sandwich. One. Fucking. Sandwich.
Even better. Now imagine your sandwich comes out a total piece of slop. Maybe it isn't even what you ordered, or some toppings are missing. You go up to the counter and tell the guy behind the desk what is wrong, ask for what you paid for what you paid for nicely, and don't act like a karen about it. This is your first time here, you're just passing through town and stopped at the first joint you saw for a quick meal.

The man behind the counter goes ballistic. Calls you a piece of shit, a liar, tells you that you get what you paid for and that if you want what you actually wanted you need to pay him again. He then goes on a 40 minute tirade about how much he suffers and how everyone slanders his shop as unsanitary, disorderly, a mess, and how the health inspector is a secret detractor (and how you must also be listening to detractors online too). Then he kicks you out of the shop for harassment and tells you that if you ever want service from him again you need to pay HIM for reentry and that if you slander him with a one star review on Google he has the right to sue for slander/defamation/libel or whatever legal term he chooses to use this time.

Suddenly you check his reviews online and see every single one is a 1-2 star rating, and every single one has the same complaints, and every single one has a reply from management that sounds exactly like the man behind the counter. Then you wonder how the fuck he hasn't gone out of business yet.
Get's no pussy horse confirmed and has no children - both because he has "restraint" and he's, and I quote:

Yes, I believe that. I reckon he's got low T from alcoholism, he is quite literally "beyond that"
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I respect Leanna's wish to stay out of the vortex but I can't deny that I would love it if she went on a tell-all at some point in the future.
 
PPP has also started retweeting detractor content mocking Phil's increasingly desperate begging (link to tweet) even though they do very similar goals. Expect more segments from them going after Phil until he is forced to admit they've turned on him.

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EDIT: DarkSydePimp has also gifted Kino Casino 11x as many subs as DSP in the past week (55 vs 5)

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PPP also begs but at least he's energetic about it and does it half jokingly. He's well aware of what he's doing and doesn't come across as devious as phil. Phil has a terrible attitude for someone who begs and shows little to no appreciation for his fans who give him money. Phil couldn't keep up the energetic begging when he was trying to imitate ppp for more than a week before he was back to desperately begging again.
 
PPP has also started retweeting detractor content mocking Phil's increasingly desperate begging (link to tweet) even though they do very similar goals. Expect more segments from them going after Phil until he is forced to admit they've turned on him.

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EDIT: DarkSydePimp has also gifted Kino Casino 11x as many subs as DSP in the past week (55 vs 5)

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Lol like yesterday when he hit 145 and someone said “the goal has been hit”, but Phil got upset said they’re 5 dollars off. Jfc
 
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Now he's legit getting 50-60 dollar streams if we include everything and even then he has to stay and beg for +20 minutes to get whaled, if that.
DSInflation at it's best.
After spending at least $100 on a new NetGear router, his Internet just went out for a short time again, just like it has been doing for the past week or so. I'm not sure what he was thinking to fix with just buying a new router, but it really seems it's just his main Internet connection being shitty. I mean, he's not streaming on WiFi, is he? He can't be THAT stupid, right?

Thanks for the money, dummy!
I'm sure there's been no wind at all with all the storms rolling through there lately. :cunningpepe:
I'm somewhat convinced he didn't buy a new router. I know he's over his public spending phase but he usually shows off anything new he buys. He also didn't mention how superior the new device was compared to the old one, it just works well enough to get the job done.
The washer/dryer and ceiling fans got so much attention despite not actually "improving the business".
I think it was just a failed begging attempt and eventually he'll fuck up and forget he lied about it when the internet has issues a few months from now.
He didn't because there are only certain routers that are compatible with Xfinity. No way he looked them up.
 
I know Dave has been caught lying about pretty much everything, but this time it’s different, he’s a changed man!
Phil is a complete and utter retard that can not go a day without self snitching. The idea that he is somehow able to lie about fake tips for any length of time and not accidentally reveal it is laughable at best.
 
He needs to cook up new goals, something other than stuffing his mouth. Jumping jacks seem to be a lolcow special and I can see LARPERs and trolls paying him to do some. Or how about some squats, gotta work those strong calves! 10 pushups for every 100 dollars, let's goooo
10 pushups is too few. He was able to do 25 real-style pushups in 26 seconds without breaking a sweat. Add on top of that he's now healthier than he's ever been.
 
Philip got a troll tip he didn’t read out then immediately ran off ‘to the bathroom’… almost as if he was desperate to read what someone had wrote….

When he returned chat was baiting him by asking when he’d next be on KC. He gave the usual ‘no firm plans… I’m a busy adult, doodes…’ then bizarrely and pathetically added “or maybe I could go on and be the deadpan guy to their wacky antics.”

I got multiple cringe; first how he thinks he’s some kind of comedian with a comedy ‘style’. Second that this is how he sees interaction with people rather than just fun streamers hanging out (do we think ALT says to Meerkat “Ok, I’ll be the funny one and you be the straight one..”?). Third that this is the cope from when KC clearly bully him by showing him shit that makes him uncomfortable and asking him to comment on it.
 
Hopes a KC whale will show back up. Kick isn't long for the world I can't see it going for longer then a few months.

OT waiting for that last $25 in support like usual. Kat punching air rn.
Ah I see, I had thought I read some bs about a wage for just streaming on kick. He’s surprisingly enduring just 8 hours a day of the most obvious larping. But it worked for him tonight trolls are felted!!!
 
Some retardo gifted 5 subs with 5 minutes left to felt the trolls

Phil then proceeded to talk about he went to John and Howard's home at night and stole millions of money from them

A guy asked him "can I tip 5 and let it roll over to the next stream"

Phil said
"NO if you tip 5 that's MY MONEY and I can do whatever I want with it, but you can get in a $150 SC so we can count this as 2 goals hits, got it you moron?"

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