Inactive Shmorky / David Kelly / Daisy Kay / Sandypants / Peaches the Puppy & Ex-Fiance Amanda "Mandy" Mullen - Something Awful throwaway, pedophile sexual predator, abusive tranny schizo chaser; batshit crazy ex-fiancée

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This is exactly what I say. I don't see how Shmork could have the type of psychosexual complexes he has without early childhood sexual trauma. His family was off, really off, and were those new-agey types. Funny you should mention the dyke babysitter too, she was a real card. She mentioned to me that she practiced "witchcraft". She looked after Shmork all the time when he was a kid, since his mom was single for a bit, until she met his stepdad. Shmorky's real dad left the family shortly after he was born.

My personal theory is that there was some kind of trauma involving wallowing in his own excrement and humiliated over it and/or some kind of molestation, and that he repressed it all. Everyone who knew Shmork when he was younger claimed that he dressed normal, looked normal (he did, I've seen pictures) and spoke normal, then he disappeared for two years and when he came back he changed. He started talking in the cartoon voice, causing it to go higher and higher, became obsessed with SJW topics, started wearing the yarn wig and pink turtlenecks, and acting bizarrely. @Soliloqueef says she would casually bring up old pictures of him when he was in his early 20s, and he would adamantly claim it wasn't him, even though she SAW him and knew him at that age. I think it's possible that his repressed memories of abuse started leaking through during the time he was missing, or perhaps it was what caused him to go missing. His mind couldn't handle the memories (most people who begin remembering repressed memories of abuse have nervous breakdowns over it) and he just completely disassociated with reality and himself. He attributed the horrific trauma of the memories to blowjob roommate, because it was something that happened to him consciously and he could process. This is how dissociative identity disorders work, a person develops two simultaneous realities within their mind, and it is caused by early childhood trauma.

Thank you, this is exactly the kind of insight I was seeking into the mind of the Klurf.

Were you ever tempted to regress him through hypnosis, just for a glimpse down the familial rabbit hole? I saw your earlier post where you mentioned the weird comment he made about seeing a woman struck by an axe but I am guessing you never heard him actually admit to any childhood trauma right? Besides the nerd-typical lament of stronger siblings wrassling too hard.

You are composed of 100% failure. Please stop the embarrassment.
Failure is a molecular ingredient in poop. If that part of the food had been useful it wouldn't have become poop.
 
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More SA diaper funtimes.
 
4. Really old IRC Fan girls: Surebei_Neko, Datura & Parmie come to mind. There were more, including some who only posted on Davekaki and never came to IRC. They were all fairly close to Dave in the Oekaki community and traded art and a few of them talked to him in private. A few of them really took him being outed as a creep fairly hard.

Which irc servers did he hang out in?
 
1. Moonweazel: Dave met up with her at least once when they dated, She would occasionally tell us stories about how fucked he was like she nibbled his neck and he started freak the fuck out crying for a half hour to try to get sympathy or something which she refused to budge and apologize for.

See, this is a situation where I don't think he was faking. I think he had some real repressed sexual abuse and certain things would spark trauma in him. Sometimes I used to hug him from behind and he would wince and gasp and tell me to get off him. It could be some act he did or weird game he played, but it was one of the few things about him that seemed genuine. It's hard to fake genuine trauma.
 
Hey, all you people. For some reason, I decided to try and read through this thread in its entirety. It took 8 long, increasingly horrible hours even while occasionally skipping a few pages and by the time I hit what used to be the end at least 50 more had been added.

Y'all should totally try it, it's really quite the experience if you have way too much free time and/or will to live.
 
Hey, all you people. For some reason, I decided to try and read through this thread in its entirety. It took 8 long, increasingly horrible hours even while occasionally skipping a few pages and by the time I hit what used to be the end at least 50 more had been added.

Y'all should totally try it, it's really quite the experience if you have way too much free time and/or will to live.

This thread should be made into a full-length novel. It's got everything - drama, intrigue, mystery, tragedy, and poopy diaper porn. I think we have a best-seller on our hands here.

Just wait until they keep him from using the bathroom.

You know, if you act out in some psych wards they lock the door to your personal bathroom and only let you go to the bathroom supervised. This could be a good opportunity for Shmork to live out his steamiest fantasy.
 
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