Tiffany Skylar Johnston / Zoey Willow / aumiist / emoboyfucker69 / mitsuwah / dollienarc / mitsufan / Splatinist / xKiwifarmjoshx (and many more) - "3rd generation Florida man", Delusional Mitsuba Sousuke spammer, 2edgy4u emo fujoshi, Oversharing autist, Sockpuppet hydra, Grimy worm-infested zoo animal, Crackpot schizo, Genuine Cautionary Tale About Childhood Internet Usage, Objectfucker

[Racist Parrot]

I don't see any of your other friends making things for you. We're your besties here.

 

[Yawning Asperchu]

I guess when your personality is one dimensional attention seeking retard, you commit to the bit.

She is the most "Look at me I'm so random lolz" person I've come across in a long time. Actually reminds me of the emo kids of yesteryear. But with the attention-seeking turned all the way up to 11.

 

[Schizoid Wife]

Zoey has given us the long awaited update on her hair.

This is not purple.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Zoey surely attracts a lot of people, she must be very pleasant to be around

 

[Schizoid Wife]

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Zoey surely attracts a lot of people, she must be very pleasant to be around

Wow Zoey, you must be a real catch. There are men all over Tampa desperate to get with you!

Spoiler: Off-topic sperging

This is a little offtopic, but I hope Zoey never falls into the trap of thinking a relationship will fix her problems. Especially if she were to end up with the kind of man who thinks having mental illnesses makes you attractive... Those never end well.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Wow Zoey, you must be a real catch. There are men all over Tampa desperate to get with you!

Spoiler: Off-topic sperging

This is a little offtopic, but I hope Zoey never falls into the trap of thinking a relationship will fix her problems. Especially if she were to end up with the kind of man who thinks having mental illnesses makes you attractive... Those never end well.

If Zoey were to ever get in a relationship, she would most likely treat the guy as a substitute for her dead father, which he would basically be seeing that Zoey is almost incapable of taking care of herself. A terrifying prospect, honestly

 

[Schizoid Wife]

If Zoey were to ever get in a relationship, she would most likely treat the guy as a substitute for her dead father, which he would basically be seeing that Zoey is almost incapable of taking care of herself. A terrifying prospect, honestly

She has a "girlfriend", who I'm pretty sure is this person. Though, I wouldn't be surprised if this is just another sock of hers where she can pretend to be in a relationship, because this person is just parroting Zoey's very obvious lies about KF.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

Zoella, I'm disappointed in you.

 

[Autism Contractor]

This is not purple.
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Is she loosing her hair? Why is it so thin?

 

[Schizoid Wife]

Is she loosing her hair? Why is it so thin?

I don't think she's showing all of it, we have a picture from a couple of weeks ago where she has much more hair.

She'd have to be losing hair pretty rapidly for that to be all that's left.

 

[Axiom.]

I don't think she's showing all of it, we have a picture from a couple of weeks ago where she has much more hair.
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She'd have to be losing hair pretty rapidly for that to be all that's left.

The fuck are those nails, jesus fucking christ, those are not acrylic.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Is she loosing her hair? Why is it so thin?

I thought this too and it took me a minute to figure out she's just holding a wad of her poorly dyed hair in her fist, and it's her fingers, not her scalp. She reports to have an eating disorder and long term sufferers of that do eventually lose their traditional hair in the traditional places and it is replaced with something called lanugo but judging from that picture she posted with hair down to her ass, the eating disorder is more a matter of disorganized eating rather than true binge/purge or is a brand new fixation. Bulimics eventually destroy the sensation in their throat due to repeated regurgitation, but this also leads to accelerated tooth decay, and since she is so young, any dental hygienist or dentist encountering her in recent times is trained to recognize those signs and are mandated reporters. But she also has street trash as a mother, so maybe there is no dental hygiene to speak of.
I suspect a fabricated story and given the source I'm not shocked in the least. She's basically tossing out diagnoses she finds online for pity points. Every person is talking about her, every person in her proximity is trying to get her, every person that doesn't fall in line with the absolute insanity is literally Satanhitler. It's like two drug addicted paranoid schizophrenics did a social experiment of just how fucked up of a child that could create, her behavior mirrors many traits of the schizotypal and she is at the age where it tends to manifest and assert itself.
Just saying, Zoey. You might just be losing what little of your mind you had.

 

[Autism Contractor]

we have a picture from a couple of weeks ago where she has much more hair.

Man she's really got that greasy ghost girl who crawled out of the TV fit. And is way more flat chested then I thought she would be considering how she talks about her tits.

I thought this too and it took me a minute to figure out she's just holding a wad of her poorly dyed hair in her fist, and it's her fingers, not her scalp.

Phone poster moment. I could have sworn it was her scalp.

 

[DickMain]

Zoey has given us the long awaited update on her hair.
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This is not purple.
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Honestly if she was going for purple with green streaks I could see it working for her. I can't tell from this photo if that's her scalp or not, having a hard time telling what part of her head this is.

 

[Schizoid Wife]

I thought this too and it took me a minute to figure out she's just holding a wad of her poorly dyed hair in her fist, and it's her fingers, not her scalp. She reports to have an eating disorder and long term sufferers of that do eventually lose their traditional hair in the traditional places and it is replaced with something called lanugo but judging from that picture she posted with hair down to her ass, the eating disorder is more a matter of disorganized eating rather than true binge/purge or is a brand new fixation. Bulimics eventually destroy the sensation in their throat due to repeated regurgitation, but this also leads to accelerated tooth decay, and since she is so young, any dental hygienist or dentist encountering her in recent times is trained to recognize those signs and are mandated reporters. But she also has street trash as a mother, so maybe there is no dental hygiene to speak of.
I suspect a fabricated story and given the source I'm not shocked in the least. She's basically tossing out diagnoses she finds online for pity points. Every person is talking about her, every person in her proximity is trying to get her, every person that doesn't fall in line with the absolute insanity is literally Satanhitler. It's like two drug addicted paranoid schizophrenics did a social experiment of just how fucked up of a child that could create, her behavior mirrors many traits of the schizotypal and she is at the age where it tends to manifest and assert itself.
Just saying, Zoey. You might just be losing what little of your mind you had.

Zoey said she uses "other purging methods" because she's emetophobic, which is either a lazy lie or potentially legitimate. You don't necessarily have to induce vomiting for the purging to count as bulimia, but as I'm sure you're aware other methods of purging are also incredibly dangerous if they are turned into habits.

Honestly if she was going for purple with green streaks I could see it working for her. I can't tell from this photo if that's her scalp or not, having a hard time telling what part of her head this is.

I'm pretty sure she's just holding up part of her hair with a hand. Notice the spaces.

 

[DickMain]

I'm pretty sure she's just holding up part of her hair with a hand. Notice the spaces.

Yeah, I'd gone back and read an earlier post explaining what was up and it makes sense. I thought for a moment I had prettier long hair than Zoey because I was operating under the assumption she was missing a ton up on her scalp, but I guess that's not the case.

Zoey, while Sadako look out of The Ring is cool you ought to trim those nails.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Zoey said she uses "other purging methods" because she's emetophobic, which is either a lazy lie or potentially legitimate. You don't necessarily have to induce vomiting for the purging to count as bulimia, but as I'm sure you're aware other methods of purging are also incredibly dangerous if they are turned into habits.

Technically correct that you can purge through the other end of the digestive tract. She doesn't have the chemistry knowledge, the culinary knowledge, nor the funds to access or create an affective laxative that works in the way she thinks she's lying about.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

Yeah, I'd gone back and read an earlier post explaining what was up and it makes sense. I thought for a moment I had prettier long hair than Zoey because I was operating under the assumption she was missing a ton up on her scalp, but I guess that's not the case.

To be fair, I don't think anyone has any idea what's really goin on in this photo besides hair.

I can't really tell what is goin on in this photo besides "wook at mah jair"

 

[Sandnigger]

If Zoey were to ever get in a relationship, she would most likely treat the guy as a substitute for her dead father, which he would basically be seeing that Zoey is almost incapable of taking care of herself. A terrifying prospect, honestly

Wouldn't worry about that since she claims to be lesbian.

 

[Xev]

Jfc she has the hair of a swamp hag