Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AltisticRight]

>auto-brewery syndrome
I only just remembered this. Didn't he also claim he has miliaria? I guess the bussy liquor brewed from his butt wouldn't be passing any FDA checks due to low temperatures.

Maybe his daughter has something similar to ABS. The cause of ABS is usually bacterial or fungal, fermenting carbohydrates into ethanol within the digestive system. This might be the first time in history where we have a rare case of "auto-cocaine metabolisation syndrome" where she metabolises the unhealthy gross slop she's fed into benzoylecgonine.

 

[keke]

Rate me late or retarded or whatever for this, but I just realized: so it’s ok for someone to commit the cardinal sin of being obese when they sweep it up for Nick? Sean is fat, so he’s bad. But Melton is an obese hunchbacked whale, and he’s good? Also a point Sean made last night: Melton calls Aaron “mooby” because Aaron has bitchtits (he does)…but doesn’t Melton have tits too?

If you look at those photos of Dax Herrera at the jigsaw puzzle competition, he’s got a bit of a beer gut going there too.

I don’t know, I shouldn’t expect logical consistency from Rekieta at this point but it just popped into my head reading the second screenshot in your post.

He calls women fat all the time with actual anger, including real life strangers he saw in person and brought those judgments to his screen

Yet he desperately tried to fuck Faran

He’s a fucking worm, and clearly deeply insecure about his own body which he projects hardcore, and as a self-admitted porn addict his default is to compare himself to women to feel better.

I suspect it's part of one of Nick's gay attempts at winning an argument:

Don't say kids names = don't really know them, means your concern is fake and shit
Do say kid's names = proof that you're a weird internet stalker, means your concern is fake and shit.

He said the name of Aaron’s son in Meltons chat.

 

[Vibralldo]

He calls women fat all the time with actual anger, including real life strangers he saw in person and brought those judgments to his screen

Yet he desperately tried to fuck Faran

He’s a fucking worm, and clearly deeply insecure about his own body which he projects hardcore, and as a self-admitted porn addict his default is to compare himself to women to feel better.

Nick unironically has anorexia
The man is a self admitted fatphobic that only eats a bag of chips a day and has the body of an Auschwitz survivor.

 

[MeltyTW]

Nick unironically has anorexia
The man is a self admitted fatphobic that only eats a bag of chips a day and has the body of an Auschwitz survivor.

then why is he so disgustingly ugly and fat as fuck? i can feel the grease dripping from his bloated fat fuck face whenever hes on screen. nigga's picture could power a mcdonalds deep fry kitchen. nigga looks like his side profile needs its own monitor. i honestly throw up seeing how fucking bloated and putrid he is. he looks like someone made a whale out of pimple puss and oil. i actually unironically had a theory his kids starved because his fatass scarfed down all the food and its seeming more and more likely especially his obvious food addiction see the denny's rant and other incidents, admitting to spending thousands on snacks and junk food and greasy sugar things to shove down his blowhole.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Today was supposedly a settlement conference and according to Aaron, the prosecutors made no offer of a deal and went along with the extra 60 days. What that means is that they are either doing further investigation which has a bearing on the case or something will happen within the next 60 days which will influence the outcome of the case.

Beyond just the computer breach, I would assume there are also issues with witnesses and evidence on the prosecution side on the merits of the case. Things could change at any time, but right now cooperation from Geno and Keanu (the only witnesses) seems uncertain.

I would have thought that they would have offered Aaron a misdemeanor plea deal today just to get past the revenge porn case. The most likely reason for them not offering a deal at the moment is that Aaron has hopes of an even better deal.

Prosecutors not making any deal offer at this stage is itself interesting. They may have twigged to the suspicion that they are being played by Baldo, and want to do a bit more digging.

 

[Mr. Pierce]

Yesterday, Aaron responded to Nick's comments on "Juju the Cow's" show:

We learn a new fact about Nick; he cannot do a single pullup. No wonder Kayla was so excited by sex with other men, Nick can't throw even her tiny frame around.

 

[AnOminous]

Yesterday, Aaron responded to Nick's comments on "Juju the Cow's" show:

We learn a new fact about Nick; he cannot do a single pullup. No wonder Kayla was so excited by sex with other men, Nick can't throw even her tiny frame around.

He's too weak even to lift that scrawny skelly body.

 

[demicolon]

then why is he so disgustingly ugly and fat as fuck?

>Nick
>fat
nigga have you seen a fat person in your life?

 

[AnOminous]

>Nick
>fat
nigga have you seen a fat person in your life?

He's practically the definition of skinnyfat. No muscle tone or definition whatsoever.

Also I'm pretty sure he was being sarcastic, although Nick does indeed have the greasy, slimy look a lot of superfats have despite being a skelly. His hair is greasy and filthy. He looks homeless.

 

[Vibralldo]

Yesterday, Aaron responded to Nick's comments on "Juju the Cow's" show:

We learn a new fact about Nick; he cannot do a single pullup. No wonder Kayla was so excited by sex with other men, Nick can't throw even her tiny frame around.

Juju should challenge Nick to a pushup challenge like he did for Null

 

[MeltyTW]

nigga have you seen a fat person in your life?

yeah, nick. hes getting chubbier and chubbier by the day. each stream he gets a bit fatter and fatter.

He's practically the definition of skinnyfat. No muscle tone or definition whatsoever.

and he just keeps piling on fat. i didnt think it was that possible to gain fat that quick.

 

[Neetorino]

he cannot do a single pullup

No fucking wonder everyone telling him to "Pull Up!" kept failing to get through to him. He couldn't do it if he wanted to! We could've saved him bros if we chose a different phrase for him fixing his shit. Also what a skinny fat fucking loser. He's in good company for physical ability with Vito, Riley, @FROG , and Dax Herrera pka Dick Masterson aka Juju the Cow.

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

He's too weak even to lift that scrawny skelly body.

Even more stupid is Nick claiming he could beat Aaron in a fight, because Aaron is bad at boxing because he has a 0-2 record. Aaron goes and boxes for a workout and a hobby, but the fact that he has any training at all means he would crush you Nick. Yes, Aaron might be bad, but the difference between 'never having sparred or boxed in your life' vs 'sparring on the weekends casually and actually competing at a low level' is massive. If Aaron laid hands on Nick in a boxing ring it would be like Warski vs Salt Papi 2, with Nick suffering even more brain damage like Warski did.

 

[AnOminous]

Even more stupid is Nick claiming he could beat Aaron in a fight, because Aaron is bad at boxing because he has a 0-2 record. Aaron goes and boxes for a workout and a hobby, but the fact that he has any training at all means he would crush you Nick. Yes, Aaron might be bad, but the difference between 'never having sparred or boxed in your life' vs 'sparring on the weekends casually and actually competing at a low level' is massive. If Aaron laid hands on Nick in a boxing ring it would be like Warski vs Salt Papi 2, with Nick suffering even more brain damage like Warski did.

If Nick fought Glass Joe from Punch-Out he'd be the one guy GJ ever beat.

 

[demicolon]

I'd pay to see Lowtax vs. Uwe Boll 2: Electric Bogaloo.

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

If Nick fought Glass Joe from Punch-Out he'd be the one guy GJ ever beat.

 

[Pedophobe]

You can't auto-brewery alcohol into alcohol. That has to break some kind of biological law.

Auto-distillery syndrome.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Beyond just the computer breach, I would assume there are also issues with witnesses and evidence on the prosecution side on the merits of the case. Things could change at any time, but right now cooperation from Geno and Keanu (the only witnesses) seems uncertain.

In the light of the illegal accessing topic around Nick, the admission by April to have confirmed the sending of the "message to Geno" by accessing Aaron's phone records, I would assume there is a legality issue around the evidence and if they were so inclined charges against April for unauthorized access.

At this point, given the shit Nick and April have been pulling the past months, I kinda expect them to just dismiss the case if the illegal access of Aaron's accounts is confirmed. The people who did it are after all the husband and the swinger fucktoy of the victim.

>auto-brewery syndrome
I only just remembered this. Didn't he also claim he has miliaria? I guess the bussy liquor brewed from his butt wouldn't be passing any FDA checks due to low temperatures.

Maybe his daughter has something similar to ABS. The cause of ABS is usually bacterial or fungal, fermenting carbohydrates into ethanol within the digestive system. This might be the first time in history where we have a rare case of "auto-cocaine metabolisation syndrome" where she metabolises the unhealthy gross slop she's fed into benzoylecgonine.

Yeah, she metabolized it from cocaine.

 

[demicolon]

Your honor, my daughter has auto-laboratory syndrome, her nasal membranes manufacture cocaine on their own.
It runs in the family.

 

[Peace Through Power]

This auto-brewery stuff is all wrong. Nick has the internet cow disease, meaning that he converts alcohol and cocaine into increased corn yield