Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[SteveGoatman]

He's so celebrated that he posts his own wheelchair selfies with cornered black children alleged to be "fan from the show." For whatever reason, his fans don't post their celebrity selfies on their own social media.

I, for one, am shocked that Jack got within such close proximity of someone who isn't Lilly white. Ironically, neither is Jack but that kind of self awareness isn't exactly his hallmark.

 

[Hot CILF in your area]

"Mr. Scalfani another blood clot has hit your cerebral arteries."

Couple minutes in GIMP pls no boolee

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

"Mr. Scalfani another blood clot has hit your cerebral arteries."
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Couple minutes in GIMP pls no boolee

Jack looks like he just sharted.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

 

[Falcon Sebben]

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So the journey for Fatty has been to become a bitter stroked out retard?

Yeah that fits.

 

[SpookyObserver]

"Mr. Scalfani another blood clot has hit your cerebral arteries."
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Couple minutes in GIMP pls no boolee

Feel like dogs make this face more than humans lmfao good edit btw

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

What do you know about the winters in Tennessee, Jack? You spend all your time indoors on your fart couch watching Blue's Clues, producing cooking abortions in your Sam's Hung Studion, and waiting for mommy-wife Tam Ham to drive you to another restaurant so you can shovel more meat and grease into your maw and then burble "gud fud A+". The longest you are outdoors is the trip from the house to the car and from the car to the restaurant. This is almost as hilarious as him trying to shit on people that do WFH.

Once it gets really cold out ….tammy should lock jack outside and brick his phone, I hope she enjoys listening to the whimpering

 

[Tiresome]

Rob issues another jolly Fuck You Jack video because he knows the lardball never pays attention to even his 'friends.'

 

[semitooth]

Rob issues another jolly Fuck You Jack video because he knows the lardball never pays attention to even his 'friends.'

Perfectly Prepared Processed Pork Product™

 

[Remember to dilate]

What illness makes you unable to speak? Either a Gypsy stole his voice or he had another stroke.

 

[p1138]

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For Fatty? Practically anything. Tonsilitis, bronchitis, strep throat, etc. Even without an illness he can barely speak without gurgling and hacking up shit, give him some basic illness and he'd just be hacking and coughing nonstop.

 

[Super Hans v2]

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My bet is Jack ate way too much GUD MEET, and like a snake that tries to eat a puppy, was out of commission for a few days waiting for his stomach to catch up with his appetite. Too bad the tensile strength of his neck didn't give out and split open to give the fellow Universal Studios tourists the true Amerilard experience.

 

[Tiresome]

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Barely a month before covid hit the States I got an unrelated cold variant that settled in my throat and made me talk like a dying Terminator for a week, I literally sounded like grinding metal instead of a person. In Jack's case, I imagine a single dust mote could knock out those crippled, gargling, already half-dead vocal cords of his, though.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Don’t die Jack I need to laugh at your fat crippled crybaby ass when I’m on vacation next week.

Also, you need to suffer more.

 

[Gulls on Film]

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So he was unable to bitch and moan and couldn't shove a camera in everyone's faces the entire trip? Sounds like his family was able to enjoy a vacation for once.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

So he was unable to bitch and moan and couldn't shove a camera in everyone's faces the entire trip? Sounds like his family was able to enjoy a vacation for once.

You're saying there was an upside to this then?

 

[Ghost Noob]

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The face of the gluttony demon possessing Jack's body

 

[Quixotic Man]

You will notice that it ruined his video plans, not his vacation plans.

Jack Scalfani would totally scoot around Islands of Adventure spreading whatever he had to everyone.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Too bad the tensile strength of his neck didn't give out and split open to give the fellow Universal Studios tourists the true Amerilard experience.

You know the toilets did, the Scalfanis probably produce 30 pounds of shit a day.

 

[densedance]