Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 15.4%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 6 1.5%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 101 25.1%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 72 17.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 162 40.2%

  • Total voters
    403
There is literally an Aaron thread. I get Balldo McSkellington can't keep Aaron out of his head, but you people have no excuse.
I think people are only commenting about Aaron because of the possible "hacking"/ invasion of his Google account that Rekieta might have done.

You can 100% testify against your spouse. The state just can't FORCE YOU to testify against your spouse.
I think the Gobermental Supervisor was referring to testifying about the content of Aaron's private messages she got after the separation because she had access to them on her phone.
 
Also highly illegal because drugging up your daughter to be the punchline of every joke is clearly child labor.
My friend Melton once told me he employs children. I ask him "how do you avoid child labor laws?" and he said "you misunderstood, the children are not really working for me, they are in labor". :really:
 
I think people are only commenting about Aaron because of the possible "hacking"/ invasion of his Google account that Rekieta might have done.


I think the Gobermental Supervisor was referring to testifying about the content of Aaron's private messages she got after the separation because she had access to them on her phone.
It's a moot point, either way @Gobermental Supervisor was right and I was wrong. Apologies for calling you dumb.
 
In his call-in to Melton, Nick said that size didn't matter; 'You just fight different'. Clearly Nick is prepared and an experienced combatant.
This tells me that Nick has been sitting around, fantasizing about fighting Aaron. That’s so pathetic. I bet he has a whole little sequence planned out to “fight him differently,” that probably includes women’s self defense moves from a few decades ago like kicking at the knees & going for the eyes or something. “Just fight different!” Sure Nick.
 
I stand corrected. This seems abjectly retarded.
You can testify against your spouse if its about DV or crimes committed against each other.
You cannot testify against your spouse without their consent in other matters.

[EDIT] Its ok to be called dumb once in a while, its the internet and we are (most likely) all adults and not zoomer snowflakes.
I was also plenty wrong about law stuff myself, its not easy to keep track of the labyrinthian US laws and precedents.
 
Yesterday, Aaron responded to Nick's comments on "Juju the Cow's" show:
We learn a new fact about Nick; he cannot do a single pullup. No wonder Kayla was so excited by sex with other men, Nick can't throw even her tiny frame around.
Were there really people who looked at Nick's shoulders and thought that he could do a pullup?

In the light of the illegal accessing topic around Nick, the admission by April to have confirmed the sending of the "message to Geno" by accessing Aaron's phone records, I would assume there is a legality issue around the evidence and if they were so inclined charges against April for unauthorized access.
The stuff Nick accessed was clearly illegal. I'm not so sure about whether or not if April accessing the phone records is as clear cut. Especially if she was still on his phone plan, even if they were separated/divorced she could argue that she should have still had access to some of those records. Bare minimum, if Aaron DID still have her on the phone plan, she at least can say that her access wasn't improper.

Nobody who actually loves to cook would commit those war crimes against cooking he showed us.
Amberlynn loves to cook too, but she is no stranger to making kitchen abortions either. She and Nick should have a chili cook off. Null can host lolcow cooking contests and blow Lolcow Live out of the fucking water

Nick was visibly more passionate with Aaron than he ever was with his wife who has the "ruined body"
I know it's a little tired to compare him with other lolcows, but I can't NOT bring up how Nick's behavior toward Aaron is like how Fuentes treated Jayden after their breakup. Maybe instead of a lifetime achievement award for Balldo we need to give an "omnicow" award
 
This tells me that Nick has been sitting around, fantasizing about fighting Aaron. That’s so pathetic. I bet he has a whole little sequence planned out to “fight him differently,” that probably includes women’s self defense moves from a few decades ago like kicking at the knees & going for the eyes or something. “Just fight different!” Sure Nick.
*slurps melted Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream through a straw*
"I could beat him."
*shoves a handful of the most exquisite and expensive American cheese product available on the market into his mouth*
"Look at those bitch tits. He's got nothing on me."
*Inhales a wagyu meat pie topped with a turkey leg*
"I miss him so much I HOPE HE FUCKING DIES"
*wipes tears with his Good Boy Crabby Bake™️ Bib*
 
A husband cannot be examined for or against his wife without her consent, nor a wife for or against her husband without his consent, nor can either, during the marriage or afterwards, without the consent of the other, be examined as to any communication made by one to the other during the marriage." 595.02(a)
My apologies if this has also been covered in the discussion, but could the Divorce Arc throw a wrench in this? Or would Nick still be protected from Kayla's testimony for anything that occurred during the marriage (that doesn't involve DV/CA/etc)?
 
The stuff Nick accessed was clearly illegal. I'm not so sure about whether or not if April accessing the phone records is as clear cut. Especially if she was still on his phone plan, even if they were separated/divorced she could argue that she should have still had access to some of those records. Bare minimum, if Aaron DID still have her on the phone plan, she at least can say that her access wasn't improper.
The data she would have to look at to confirm him sending a message at a certain time to Geno is clearly not part of the data she has a right to access.
That is neither payment, billing or her personal user data. You also have to remember that Aaron was a potential witness against April at the time of this, even if he also could not have testified without her consent due to MN law.

Even if someone would rule her access was not improper, sharing of the data with an outside party clearly is.
Which in this case is Nick, who received illegally obtained information to artificially create a case against a witness against him in both his CHIPS case (Aaron could have testified about what he observed) and in his criminal possession case as well.

Considering what we now believe happened further, the continued access of Aarons phone/google accounts and grabbing of other private data, pictures, videos (potentially nudes of other women that were copied and distributed), I do not believe the state could win an argument to suppress the evidence that was illegally obtained to harass and intimidate a witness.

My apologies if this has also been covered in the discussion, but could the Divorce Arc throw a wrench in this? Or would Nick still be protected from Kayla's testimony for anything that occurred during the marriage (that doesn't involve DV/CA/etc)?

Divorce does not negate this. Kayla cannot testify against Nick other than in exception cases which I believe would include crimes he committed against her or their children. So no flipping on Nick in the coke case, unless they try to hitch it onto the Child Neglect charge, but she would likely implicate herself, so no sane lawyer would advise her to do this
 
There is literally an Aaron thread. I get Balldo McSkellington can't keep Aaron out of his head, but you people have no excuse.
I'll leave it to the experts (mods ITT) but IMO the revenge porn issue exposes how complex creating separate threads can be.

- Aaron sent a naked pic of NICK'S wife to Geno.
- Geno's wife is good friends with April who NICK is fucking.
- Geno's wife was subject to NICK'S public flogging online.
- Melton, Aaron's nemesis, seems to have conspired with NICK to access Aaron's devices.
- NICK may be facing charges in said hacking.
- NICK may be facing charges in said witness tampering by setting up Aaron with the revenge porn (or something).
- If April, who NICK is fucking, helped with said hacking/passwords, could also be implicated.
- NICK'S former fuck-buddy, polycule buddy - Aaron - is the only one spilling on the details of the investigation.

The fuckery is truly astounding.
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Today was supposedly a settlement conference and according to Aaron, the prosecutors made no offer of a deal and went along with the extra 60 days. What that means is that they are either doing further investigation which has a bearing on the case or something will happen within the next 60 days which will influence the outcome of the case.

Beyond just the computer breach, I would assume there are also issues with witnesses and evidence on the prosecution side on the merits of the case. Things could change at any time, but right now cooperation from Geno and Keanu (the only witnesses) seems uncertain.

I would have thought that they would have offered Aaron a misdemeanor plea deal today just to get past the revenge porn case. The most likely reason for them not offering a deal at the moment is that Aaron has hopes of an even better deal.
people are poo poing the cybercrimes case, by letter of the law that is probably the worst of all the cases.
please forgive my retarded ass.

I ve skimmed the thread and understand that aaron left himself logged in on rekitas computer or tablet or what ever, allowing nick to look over his shoulder

how did nick fuck up leaking shit? is like when ralphs gunt tapped got out?
lol you can't access someones private accounts and look at them let alone allow a fat hunchback and down load files, look at his credit cards, sales for his website etc... and then say you are going to put it all out there. They are the worst criminals ever!
 
My apologies if this has also been covered in the discussion, but could the Divorce Arc throw a wrench in this? Or would Nick still be protected from Kayla's testimony for anything that occurred during the marriage (that doesn't involve DV/CA/etc)?
You can testify against a spouse after the marriage has ended, but not regarding communications during the marriage itself. That's because the privilege is twofold, one protecting both spouses against each other's testimony, and the other protecting communications had during the marriage itself.

The testimonial privilege terminates with the marriage.

As for Nick/Kayla, considering child neglect/abuse is on the table, it could possibly fall under one of the exceptions even if they don't divorce, and if they do, and are contesting child custody, then it definitely would.
 
No, Nick is FUCKING FAT now. Did you see that slop he made? That's why he won't stream again, he's blown up more than Ben Stiller in the end credits of Dogeball.

Nick would have to stream again for me to not believe that he's FUCKING FAT!

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Well, if there is something consistent with being addicted to speed and uppers... when you quit, you balloon, all this neglected hunger comes back, i have seen guys leave for rehab, and four months later and they gone from a stick figure to , as you said, Ben Stiller in the end credits of Dodgeball... So we can kind of see if he really goes clean or not, you got to exchange your drug use with something else and it is 95% of the time it's fat food. Basically we can read his drug use as a termostat.
 
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Melton was late and just started his show. Nick's turns up immediately.
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