Gorl World + Haydur Nation reaction channel discussion - Come sperg about the Reactmosphere, right here

[Ask My D0minatriX]

yall he even said Noel took the fucking bidet.
He keeps saying Noel took the bidet I don't even have a pot to piss in.

Now hold on, wait a minute!
Did anyone have a memorial for the bidet?

and of course Michael Be Petty. While I was sad when all of them stopped reacting.

In the four years since Michael Be Petty stopped reacting he has never canceled his memberships.

 

[Rotogravure]

Purple Glitter is crazy. Part 34583.





So, (and forgive me, Emily is hard to follow) Emily says Doug is claiming a baby that isn't his, but IS hers and shows us this totally for real and totally not harvested from the internet pregnancy test.

Oh wait. MY BAD. ORIGINAL LINK







JUST SAYIN.


Redacted pink from Emily, but please note the red arrow (harvested from someone else on the internet, props to you person)



Girl, you need to get off of the internet.
(I eagerly await your flustered twitter reply)

BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE


Please keep doubling down that this is your original photo.







(I do not have the audio, Again, I took these shots from someone who had access before she re-protected shit)













Paging an internet lumberjack...
(Again huge thanks to the person who was able to get these screenshots, YTMND)

 

[Stop Gap]

I never made it more than a few minutes into a Zachary Michael video because I found him so annoying. His popularity perplexed me, but a lot of things in Gorlworld do, and I didn't care. His rapid decline has made him interesting to me for the first time.

There are a lot of summaries of his ridiculous over sharing twitch streams on r/zacharymichaelsnark. There are also 2.5k former fans complaining about shit like him not updooting their fanart.



He's going to end up with his own thread here while Sam and Yaba are still wondering what they have to do to get one.

 

[frogbutts]

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That's not how it works in Canada especially.

Nader is currently more privileged over her because of the simple fact he is a migrant.

Imagine the same energy being given to Nader?

It can't be because Nader knows how to strike them off YouTube and they are all gigantic pussies.

Is Yaba trying to say that Chantal should be in jell for doing drugs? That's not how that works Yaba.

If you want to know what real criminal activity is ask your wife or your wife's kids or your degenerate buddies in the bodega.

 

[-Jack-]

So after some careful consideration and reading just the last few pages, I will confidently admit that Chantal is not as bad as most of the reactors. While I always posted on the Chantal thread, I didn't take TOO much notice of the "bad" reactors like FFG or Yaba, hence maybe why I was a little biased against Chanta, oh how that has changed? I did genuinely enjoy Chantal's content when she first started, my favorite was her time warps, no matter how little she researched or the effort into the food- it was charming and somewhat artistically endearing to me, though she is still an irritating, nasty bitch... anyway! Not trying to turn this into another Chantal thread. <3
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Poor Zachary, why the fuck did he quit his job for? YouTube is not sustainable long-term, not unless you have 5 million + subscribers and have actual business smarts. It does not surprise me at all how his relationship with Noel was, that's what happens to most reactors, they are so consumed with Amber or Chantal and their hatred for her starts morphing their personalities into the worst parts about her. The only two exceptions that come to my mind are Milktea (queen), Pulpy (Aussie fag, I still want his dox), and similarly NoMadnessLife, even though she sounds like a drag queen who smokes two packs a day.

Now hold on, wait a minute!
Did anyone have a memorial for the bidet?

In the four years since Michael Be Petty stopped reacting he has never canceled his memberships.
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Same with Charlie Gold, when she took yearly/monthly breaks she still kept her memberships on, they're both Ni- African Americans I suppose, so in Chantal's famous (out of context words) "I know a criminal when I see one". ..or in this case, a lazy scammer.

Spoiler: If you know, you know.

 

[4WickCandle]

Is Yaba trying to say that Chantal should be in jell for doing drugs? That's not how that works Yaba.

 

[frogbutts]

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"Canadian white privilege" give me a fucking break Sam. The migrants they allowed to flood Canada (and literally any Western country) are treated 100x better.

Be for fucking real.

God I hate the virtue signaling that comes from these two and others like them.

You know who doesn't have to virtue signal like this? Actually good people.

 

[Kalamazoo 2 Timbuktu]

Nobody even wants to date a bottom anymore,

I will probably regret asking, But If nobody wants a bottom, who are the gay men going to date /have sexual relations with? Someone HAS to be a bottom, Right? Are the tops never the bottom? Can there be 2 tops and they only do oral? Is this something one chooses (being a bottom or top) or is it assigned to you because of some innate physical/emotional characteristics? So like, if you’re a bottom you can’t change to a top?
(Sorry, I don’t know any gay men IRL)

I’m not looking gross things up because then my algorithm we be filled with these things. ALSO, what if the government is watching my phone and they know I’m looking at gay sex stuff. Embarrassing!

Maybe Hussy will explain it, he’s not shy. I’m afraid he will make it into xxx graphic story time.



I think Emily is my favorite character.

 

[krazy orange cat]

Yaba and Sam talking to each other via Twitter is somehow sadder than Chantal and Salah talking to each other in YouTube comments.

I think Emily is my favorite character.

I've always had a soft spot for PG, I just wish I could figure out which of the many personalities is talking at any given time.

 

[Botchy Galoop]

But If nobody wants a bottom, who are the gay men going to date /have sexual relations with?

Bottom's have been left to the Troons.
Or they just have sex like every other incel, and that is mostly online or with themselves and their imagination.
Truly homosexual men have become "one of us" and do not make their sexuality their personality.
They are just guys who prefer guys and keep it moving.
They switch up the bedroom routine.
Like anyone else.

 

[RAM RANCH]

This is going to go right to her big fat obese head.

 

[Kalamazoo 2 Timbuktu]

Have you all seen this? Walmart is carrying her line now? This is what I mean about the algorithms. I’m starting to get ads for places like Walmart and all in bigger ladies sizes.

 

[FatalTater]

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The evolution of being a reaction channel lol

This is like 3 years by the way (maybe like 4ish or 5ish) but goddam he looks like he aged 20

Imagine starting out dating #1 and having to endure looks #2 - #7.

 

[Rotogravure]

Yaba and Sam talking to each other via Twitter is somehow sadder than Chantal and Salah talking to each other in YouTube comments.


I've always had a soft spot for PG, I just wish I could figure out which of the many personalities is talking at any given time.

Well it has been confirmed via someone in another discord by calling the Lawrence County court that Emily and Doug have a date in court on Wednesday Jan 8th at 9am. I hope Monty has booked his flight now.

God speed Doug, I hope you get that fucking PO.

 

[Kitty kitty cat]

Please keep doubling down that this is your original photo.

Ofcourse its not hers. It would look like this, if it was.

 

[Itspinklava]

Guise, guise! Corie Ruth “would LOVE” to have a dedicated group of people watching her!

I think Yaba needs a little reminder of less than 4 months ago how she felt about having a small group of people calling her out for much worse than Chantal has ever done:

Are you still thinking of blowing your brains out because of your dedicated group on the Internet Corie? Just think of the farms as your support group gorl.

 

[Botchy Galoop]

I think Yaba needs a little reminder of less than 4 months ago how she felt about having a small group of people calling her out for much worse than Chantal has ever done

What??
You mean that Corie doesn't understand that just like Chantal; you have to dance with the ones what brung ya.
Don't like who brung ya?
Too bad.

 

[eggs_over_easy]

This is like 3 years by the way (maybe like 4ish or 5ish) but goddam he looks like he aged 20

I saw on Reddit he also appears intoxicated during his Twitch streams. Perhaps he's experiencing a bit of the old-fashioned bloat. Quite frankly, I don't actually see all that much difference -- just increasingly poor color choices, ha ha.

Plus, despite having a very minimal social media presence, I know @eggs_over_easy or @GranAutismo would find me in seconds and expose me

Awww, you're good, friend!

I was going to say that I only operate under orders from the leaders of this thread/forum. Then I realized my last saga was inspired by @Ask My D0minatriX, who is GG, who is the leader of this thread/forum (alternate days with Belinda, of course, and all hail the Strawbery). Make of that what you will, ha ha.

Then again, I also laugh when Owl and I post about Ron on different platforms at basically the same time. Hello, my hooters. Hello, my loves. Principle Todd, thank you for your super chat on non-volitional sodomy!

Same with Charlie Gold

Did anyone else hear Yaba's take on the name Harambe? Hombre? Ombre?

You gave me big feels with the Time Warps. The 1920s was a personal fave. And I know I struggle with a scenario in which there are no "good" people. It's so tempting to put your sympathy somewhere.

Sometimes, however, you just have to take a wider view -- instead of watching a single car crash, you're watching those China car wrecks that go on for miles, across half-completed highways, in far-flung, jury-rigged provinces.

This thread has done more for my perspective than any course on literary theory -- Gorl World, like books, is good for the brain!

I will probably regret asking, But If nobody wants a bottom, who are the gay men going to date /have sexual relations with?

Maybe instead of "bottom," think effeminate. A 19-year-old effeminate homosexual = twink. Adorable. (More tellingly) vulnerable. Non-threatening. After a certain age, however, the look/behavior is no longer cute. Instead, mincing, "swishy" -- grotesque (particularly when you have someone in their 30s+ trying to act 19).

Hence, "twink death." Which is not to say they can't get laid. They may only be able to get laid, , as that's a whole lot to put up with. A friend once described his distaste for the aging "bottom" as "Yeah, they're gay men, but they're still men."

Maybe something comparable would be the waifu/manic-pixie-dream-girl. The 19-year-old -- adorable, vulnerable, achingly quirky. At 40+? Irritating. Embarrassing. Grotesque. Can you imagine at middle age an evening with someone like that (think, Abby Brown, maybe)? Let alone a lifetime?

Which is not to say that type can't get laid as well. Men sometimes just want a place to rest their dick for a bit. Doesn't mean they intend to call it home.

Some looks, some modes, and attitudes belong to the young (and only to the young), as they should. Morrissey dropped the fey blouses decades ago, thank God.

At a certain point in life, one has to stop being adorable.

Alternatively, drink the right potion and be very careful with your body/bodies. Order dumplings from Auntie Mei. Have a nice mermaid hotpot. Divvy your death up and scatter across Russia. Mock Christ on His path to Golgotha. Infuse yourself with the adrenochrome of terrified, flatpack children. Trade lives with certain jellyfish. Kill an albatross. Commission your portrait. Trim your telomeres. One has options.

Meanwhile, Jordy reminds everyone he's Gen Z and refers to himself as a "boy" (cue Patsy Stone: "I'm 39!" or "Madame-moi-selle!). Zachary Michael substitutes personality with hair dye. There's one shot where he's got barrettes, which recalls an elderly relative after she stopped getting her Saturday wash-and-set:


If ZM doesn't get him another man, I'm not sure you can blame it on unfair standards.

Alex is Shook is clearly struggling with his age (see below). He has his supporters -- every good fag deserves a hag, I suppose -- but it will be women (and only women) who prop him up, as evidenced:


(link | archive : context: archive)

Guise, guise! Corie Ruth “would LOVE” to have a dedicated group of people watching her!

Done! Always happy to help satisfy a request when I can

Also, Sam and Yaba need to stay away from the white/caucasian privilege discussion, as it's never worked out well for them. Otherwise, one might wonder how 2 (white) women have gotten away with using racial slurs, tweeting/retweeting racist memes, targeting black reactors, appropriating/monetizing the content (e.g., catch phrases) of black reactors, while "popping off" in AAVE -- it's "not a good look, sis."

Finally, Lisa Manning learned her lesson about side drama:



Because "this is how a boss bitch do":

 

[Kalamazoo 2 Timbuktu]

Guise, guise! Corie Ruth “would LOVE” to have a dedicated group of people watching her!

Where is Marty when you need him. paging MBM. You got a willing victim. She’s begging for the attention , would “Love it the most” even.

Sure Corie Ruth, we can post all your and Sam’s friends and family, going back to birth. Give Belinda (our Boss) or other reaction channels their deets, so they can interview them on what an actual pile of trash you and Sam are.

List your patio furniture and kids bikes on Craigslist for sale, ‘no need to knock, we’re moving, just take anything that isn’t bolted down’. Send prostitutes to you and your families home in the middle of the night. Have your high payment shit-boxes towed to the middle of nowhere-ville.

Call every fast food chain and Walmart in a 100 mile vicinity to lesbian Disgraceland. Call your old teachers, your children’s teachers and schoolmates. Call police and animal control on you. Get you swatted. Call all your neighbors. Immigration, the embassy, your doctors.

We can do everything that Corie Ruth and Sam Telfer Dowls Ruth and the “support group” do and have done, for YEARS, to Chantal and her family.

You’re the one who sat their big back on live, acting all bad ass for Keem, asking for it Corie Ruth, remember that

Maybe instead of "bottom," think effeminate.

Bless you Eggs. That cleared it up a bit. I thought being a “bottom” was all about what position someone preferred.

 

[-Jack-]

I will probably regret asking, But If nobody wants a bottom, who are the gay men going to date /have sexual relations with? Someone HAS to be a bottom, Right? Are the tops never the bottom? Can there be 2 tops and they only do oral? Is this something one chooses (being a bottom or top) or is it assigned to you because of some innate physical/emotional characteristics? So like, if you’re a bottom you can’t change to a top?
(Sorry, I don’t know any gay men IRL)

Spoiler: Do not read if you don't want to know the above questions.

*Breathe* Okay, Let's take this one at a time.

1. You get Tops, bottoms, versatile, vers top, vers bottom, and sides. Tops like to only stick it in, bottoms.. like to only take it, vers tops primarily choose to only top but CAN bottom (if they love you enough), same goes for vers bottoms, and sides are gay men who don't partake in anal sex.

2. There are plenty of couples as I mentioned before who do many other sexual acts that do not include anal sex, I will spare you the details. However, just like heterosexual people, you don't always have penetrative sex right, same thing applies to us fags.

3. If a guy is completely 100% a bottom, then they will naturally find someone who only likes to top (mostly), and vice versa. I think there is this stereotype (understandably) that when you see two guys together, the more masculine one is the top (man) and the "feminine" one is the bottom (woman), but like all stereotypes, this CAN be true, but quite often it isn't the case. It just doesn't on a guy's personal preference on what physical feels good and comfortable for them.

I always assumed Alex is Shook would be in the bottom 100% primarily because of his annoying fucking voice, but that's just my prejudgement and bias, but he could very well be the top, again, a fags personality and aura don't always correlate with their sexual preferences.

I don't even know where to start with Zachary Michael, isn't he "non-binary"? If anything I'd say he likes scissoring because he looks like a dyke.

I'm sure we could write many of these for you Yaba.