Greer v. Moon, No. 20-cv-00647 (D. Utah Sep. 16, 2020)

[Debbie Macomber]

One of the things I'm curious to see in Why I sued a Bunch of Internet Weirdoes is what Russ's portrayal of DJF will be

In the Taylor Swift book, fictitious lawyers like Ken or the one that saved his life and offered to help him sue Taylor Swift, tell him he has a valid case, the latter even offering to represent him for FREE because the case is so airtight. For once, the fantasy came true! Two lawyers really did tell him he had a case and they'd represent him for free!

But then, after winning Russ his frequently touted 10th circuit victory, they demanded money, thought he "jipped" them, and abandoned him in the cold arms of Utah, from whence he was hurled into Florida while begging them to come back!

Now, Russ has finally accepted they aren't going to, and that they abandoned all the other claims but copyright, taking them off the table forever.

Will Russ's portrayal of them remain angelic heroes who descended to save him in his time of need, or will they become villains who only rode on the coattails of his awesome case (which sadly enough is true) only to fuck it up by neglecting to mention any of the other claims, and then leave Russ high and dry and begging while the case was sent to Florida. But Russ, by his own legal acumen, got the case restored to Utah, proving he didn't need no stinking lawyers anyway! He's Russell Godfreydamn Greer!

 

[Exit fullscreen button]

It would surely be really bad for Null if Greer asked for feet pics in discovery! His feet pics would destroy this site, making the Greer thread inaccessible, what a horrible outcome!

the video of destiny sucking dick crashed the farms for a good two days. take note, rusty

 

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

Communication by semaphore is my preferred method of humourous communication. Just saying.

What the fuck have traffic lights got to do with humor? You really are autistic jeez

 

[RodgerDodger]

Can the poll be updated to ask whether Greer will meet the deadline or not? I know the judge definitively told Greer to submit his shit but I don't think there has been a single deadline in this case that Greer hasn't missed. I put it at a 50/50 shot he blows of the 16th deadline, and if he makes it it'll just be like two witnesses and a screenshot of the google drive page.

It will go one of two ways. Either he will bang out some hastily written incoherent rage filled screed of his plights, all numbered page 6, with no actual reference to law, or any actual witnesses or evidence, by end of business Friday. The unpaid filing fees gotcha probably counts as that. He will likely claim a belief that the case is paused until that is ressolved.

Or he will submit a more thoughtful 4d checkers piece of complete nonsense 3 days after the deadline. But have the document itself dated before the deadline (even though the meta data will show otherwise) He's will blame Hardin for it being late.

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

I wonder why Ratmouth is so interested in Nulls financing?

Does he want to make sure he's actually got money so that when this crap judge hands him a judgment Jersh has the cash to pay it out?

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Can the poll be updated to ask whether Greer will meet the deadline or not?

Which one? The discovery one, or the fee one?

 

[StinkySnack]

Which one? The discovery one, or the fee one?

Discovery one is the more important of the two, and it's coming up the soonest.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

He's now even put a photo of Hardin in his profile pic! That proves it!

It's not a conspiracy theory if it is actually true.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Discovery one is the more important of the two, and it's coming up the soonest.

Sure, I'll make the poll

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I'm going to rebel. I think Greer will meet the deadline, but will fail to do what he was supposed to do, and instead file a whiney motion that he will have no witnesses because f8128974820f6ceca4b05d3532db44dfa39e763b SHA1

 

[kcbbq]

Unfortunately, ass-face has a bug in his legal code that results in an infinite loop of retardation.


Let's be totally honest here: we ARE the hardship market for this crap. Legit who the fuck would pay money to listen to Russ slurp his way through a song, or Acerthorn gobble to the greatest hits?

Can't spell hardship without Hardin. Plus an extra n, but that letter doesn't matter because Greer can't pronounce it.

 

[geckogoy]

current poll is way too easy

will greer:
1. do thing he has never done before
2. do thing he has never done before
3. do thing he has never done before
4. do thing he has consistently done for four years

 

[FamicomGorby]

Will Russ's portrayal of them remain angelic heroes who descended to save him in his time of need, or will they become villains who only rode on the coattails of his awesome case (which sadly enough is true) only to fuck it up by neglecting to mention any of the other claims, and then leave Russ high and dry and begging while the case was sent to Florida. But Russ, by his own legal acumen, got the case restored to Utah, proving he didn't need no stinking lawyers anyway! He's Russell Godfreydamn Greer!

He'll say they were rat bastards that stabbed him in the back and left him at the mercy of Matthew "Da Hardship" Hardin.

 

[LobsterBoy669]

I know we're not supposed to help Russell at all, but I think him challenging Null to a gentleman's duel is the smartest method to win this case. Not only would he end this madness, potentially in Josh's demise, but with a cool dueling scar he could maybe convince a woman to suck him his penis without paying. It's a win-win.

Just think about it Greer: swords or pistols at dawn. It's really the only satisfactory ending possible. You must rise up and avenge your plights!

 

[FamicomGorby]

I know we're not supposed to help Russell at all, but I think him challenging Null to a gentleman's duel is the smartest method to win this case. Not only would he end this madness, potentially in Josh's demise, but with a cool dueling scar he could maybe convince a woman to suck him his penis without paying. It's a win-win.

Just think about it Greer: swords or pistols at dawn. It's really the only satisfactory ending possible. You must rise up and avenge your plights!

Null's been losing weight, I think he could beat Greer in a trial by combat to sanguis extremis in the Kiwi fight pits.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

I wonder why Ratmouth is so interested in Nulls financing?

Because he is petty and stupid and stupid and stupid.

Does he want to make sure he's actually got money so that when this crap judge hands him a judgment Jersh has the cash to pay it out?

That's not how that works.

 

[StinkySnack]

current poll is way too easy

will greer:
1. do thing he has never done before
2. do thing he has never done before
3. do thing he has never done before
4. do thing he has consistently done for four years

Huh? He has done all four of these things in the past. He's met deadlines, he's missed deadlines without explanation, and he's withdrawn at least three lawsuits.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

and he's withdrawn at least three lawsuits.

Including most recently against the hooker he sued

 

[geckogoy]

Huh? He has done all four of these things in the past. He's met deadlines, he's missed deadlines without explanation, and he's withdrawn at least three lawsuits.

If we were to consider the relative prevalence i think my point stands quite well

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I wonder why Ratmouth is so interested in Nulls financing?

99% certain he doesn’t care about the money, he just wants to rant that it’s totally unfair that Null gets paid legal representation and he doesn’t. He’s whined about it before.