David Steel / LazerPig / Ricewynd / Malquistion - Pathological Liar, Reddit Historian, Femboy Thirster, and Vore Connoisseur

The western world NATO the United states the anglosphere take your pick
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Now that the war's over, I would like to see his take on what he thinks is the best homemade Syrian tank.
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Mine's this one because it looks like some kid tried to make a Churchill for a school project and a bunch of jihadists were like "We're taking this. Tell your teacher to give you an A or we'll behead him and put the video online."
 
Mine's this one because it looks like some kid tried to make a Churchill for a school project and a bunch of jihadists were like "We're taking this. Tell your teacher to give you an A or we'll behead him and put the video online."
if some Islamists came to my village and said that I would totally behead my teacher no one actually likes the teachers behead your teachers for Allah
 
New Pig Video

Elon Musk is wrong about the F-35


Coming soon!
It's happening. He's chimping out about Elon. Taking bets it's going to derail from the F-35 tweets and into general Elon Derangement Synrome.

EDIT: First second he compares Elon to Chad Thundercock
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Edit 2: he has bitched about Twitter, Trump, SpaceX, the hyperloop, and the fucking cybertruck in the first 5 minutes. Peak schizo moment.
 
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New Pig Video

Elon Musk is wrong about the F-35
A summary watched at 1.5x:

- Video starts with the pig squealing about how high school Chads, how now that they are old, balding and fat (just like him), they spent their time on social media posting pictures of their kids and cars.
- At the 1:55 mark he brings up Musk and does the usual Leftist/Reddit rant about him, how he made his fortune of his father's mining business, how if he didn't talked about politics he would remembered as a genius inventor like Nikola Tesla.
- He copes about how Musk buying Twitter drove said platform to the ground, driving away investors and how a significant portion of userbase the left for BlueSky.
- Rants about SpaceX (Musk somewhat delayed space travel because he wanted the rockets to be pointier? Is this a joke?), the Cybertruck (and how it crashed the EV market, mentions Thunderf00t, I don't know who he is, but I scrolled through his channel and it just MDS and faggotry) and about Boring company and the Hyperloop (the future of transportation! God, I hate train reddit fags).
- If the Pig was made the US president then he would a assign a woman as Musk's PA but she couldn't be too smart because Musk would feel threatened, too young because he wouldn't listen to her, blah blah, etc. This nigga could have simply joked about that it could not be a woman since Musk would immediately try to bang her and impregnate her.
- The Pig changes his mind it should be several teams of PR agents (Was it PA or PR? Get your shit together, you drunk nigger) that should simply say yes to whatever idea Musk comes up to make him feel good, this was all a very long and bad joke with the punchline being the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE).
- Continues his bad joke about DOGE, it will get nothing done because it is simply a way for Trump to pay Musk support for him, that is simply a way to distract upper class rich people from messing with the bureaucrats that run the government, he says that his has actually helped the UK.
- He, unironically, praises bureaucracy because it has stopped several UK conservative governments in their attempts to bring back conscription.
- Continues to rant about Musk, how he used to be a fan until he heard talk on Joe Rogan, how SpaceX has an entire PR team to distract Musk.
- At the 8:45 mark, he starts talking about the F-35 and how Musk opinion on it is wrong and that no, drones shouldn't replace it (all true).
- SIKE! He rants about Bloomberg and he how hates it, specifically hates Anthony Capaccio, who has written a series of articles critical of the F-35 and the US armed forces (nooo how dare you criticize the MIC, from the few articles I skimmed he seems to be mostly critical of the procurement and audit process, or rather, lack of the latter).
- He continues to rant this time about some organization called POGO, Project on Government Oversight, this organization also gave Anthony Capaccio a redacted version of some report about the F-35. POGO seems to be focused on auditing defense projects in the US, but I don't know anything about them I can't be bother to learn more about them either.
- He claims to be working in a feature length documentary about the Fighter Mafia.
- He criticizes the members of POGO for being a bunch of civilians meddling in military affairs and not understanding anything about the military either. (I wonder who else does that?)
- Finally, at the 13:00 mark he starts talking about the F-35.
- He talks about the safety record about the F-35 comparing into the one of the F-15 at the start of its introduction (he claims the F-15 was involved in 45 crashes in 10 years, on pedopedia I counted 55 in 10 years, from the introduction in 1976 to 1986).
- He talks about his Stealth video, he says that he wanted that video to set a standard for of all his future videos.
- He admits his mistake/confusion between X-band and S-band radars and how people on Twitter were mocking him about it.
- He explains very briefly how X-band and how S-band radars function and their limitations.
- He explains how radars work, he makes a joke about this segment being for Bloomberg readers but I think he's still mad that people were shitting on him for the Stealth video.
- 18:30 mark, he has yet to address any of the points Musk made in his retarded xeets about the F-35. This is a 28 minute video.
- He claims that people say that WW2 radars can detect stealth planes, who says that?
- He mentions that the S-400 has an "anti-stealth" radar that operates via UHF. Which in theory should allow to detect planes, even stealth ones, from a long distance but this system has problems detecting smaller objects travelling a low speeds, like cruise missiles and drones, as proven by experiences in the Ukraine war and by the Turks in wargames, who also operate the S-400, he claims this could be a flake due to Iran's inability to detect Israel's F-35, but did the Jews actually flew their planes close to their targets in Iran or did they instead used the F-35s to launch their long range missiles from a distance?
- At the 21:05 mark, he finally address one of Musk xeets, the one about being able to detect the F-35 by using a simple night vision camera together with AI to detect said plane. He says that while visual sensors are deployed in a number of SAM systems, it is a combination of radars and other sensors that allow accurate detection of planes.
- He, finally, makes a good point in that people seem to have the completely wrong expectations about drones, their capabilities and their limitations, he particularly focus on the EW countermeasures used against drones.
- He also addressed that drones, even FPV drones, are not invisible to radar. He claims that the average FPV drones are around 8-10 inches at the forward Radar cross section meanwhile the F-117 has a cross section of 0.2 inches, the F-35 even smaller and the F-22 even more smaller.
- Despite him ranting about Musk, he doesn't believe that neither Musk or Trump (the guy that could actually do it) will cancel the F-35 program or any orders.
 
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Video starts with the pig squealing about how high school Chads, how now that they are old, balding and fat (just like him), they spent their time on social media posting pictures of their kids and cars.
Never-was is mad at some has-beens. Tale as old as time.
 
At some point, one does have to wonder if Lockmart actually pays him to defend the F-35 since he likely is a cheaper option than most.
 
Video starts with the pig squealing about how high school Chads, how now that they are old, balding and fat (just like him), they spent their time on social media posting pictures of their kids and cars.
And where chad posts pictures of their kids and cars, mr. pig can post pictures of all the dicks he has sucked and the teenage boys he his grooming online.
Does he really think his life is enviable?
 
He claims that people say that WW2 radars can detect stealth planes, who says that?
This is true. Longer wavelength radars can resolve stealth aircraft but they lack the resolution to pin-point them. Chain Home was VHF and could, in theory, spot an F-35.
Jews actually flew their planes close to their targets in Iran or did they instead used the F-35s to launch their long range missiles from a distance?
They put boosters on their missiles so they could fire them when over Iraq.
 
Chad Thundercock
he just wants Elon Musk to breed him because he's a submissive little homosexual many such cases.
You know with good criticisms of Elon the fact that he's immature some of his projects are just straight up scammy like his electric truck electric trucks not working because the massive amount of weight putting onto a truck which he decreases his efficiency by 30% which makes them not cost effective.
The fact that he's a massive government prostitute when it comes to uh defense contracting another such projects but seeing how lazy pig is a massive government bootlicker he's never going to make those criticisms.
 
Monty was a good commander.
His only real fuckup was Market Garden and it was a huge one.
That he was not the easiest person to be around (I bet he was autstic as shit) made him hard to like.
But remember, he won in North Africa and knew how to win.
The Pig is a fan of Monty, so I wonder if he rolls his eye at Ani.
Market Garden wasn't Monty's idea. It was Frederick 'Boy' Browning's idea. And the entire operation was a disaster because Gavin was useless.
 
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he's a submissive little homosexual many such cases(...) The fact that he's a massive government prostitute (...) (he) is a massive government bootlicker he's never going to make those criticisms.
Basically this. Apologies for redacting parts of your post, but that's pretty much it. He's just a flaming homo on the inside and wants "mommy" government to sustain him. I would go further that his critique of Elon was probably sexual in nature.
 
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