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northstar747 said:
I got fucking set up yesterday by factareuseless. When he closed the shmorky thread I went QCS, I asked where we were gonna post about shmorky since he closed it. He told me to make a thread about it. I asked him "if I make a thread will you close it"

His reply was "well then dont make a thread" so I told him I would make a thread and see how long till he closed it.

So I make a new thread I quote why the last one was closed, then I quote him telling me to make a new thread, then I do some info and tell everyone to follow the rules and not get this thread closed.

It took him less than a minute to probate me for "whining about QCS" then he spent 6 minutes posting in the thread like mr magoo with "hey whats going on here?" and finally going "well I thought something new happened I am closing the thread" It last 10 minutes and I ate a 6 hour probation.

The kicker I dont have PM so I emailed him and he never got back to me
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Screenshot that shit and send it to the taxman?
 
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northstar747 said:
I got fucking set up yesterday by factareuseless. When he closed the shmorky thread I went QCS, I asked where we were gonna post about shmorky since he closed it. He told me to make a thread about it. I asked him "if I make a thread will you close it"

His reply was "well then dont make a thread" so I told him I would make a thread and see how long till he closed it.

So I make a new thread I quote why the last one was closed, then I quote him telling me to make a new thread, then I do some info and tell everyone to follow the rules and not get this thread closed.

It took him less than a minute to probate me for "whining about QCS" then he spent 6 minutes posting in the thread like mr magoo with "hey whats going on here?" and finally going "well I thought something new happened I am closing the thread" It last 10 minutes and I ate a 6 hour probation.

The kicker I dont have PM so I emailed him and he never got back to me
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Yeah the caps of that got posted here it was a shameful display. The best thing to do to resolve the conflict would be to confront him directly in front of everyone and use your 'I statements'. For instance you could tell him "I feel personally targeted when you take multiple unilateral hotpockety cuckold actions against me in such a short space of time, and I would prefer it if you allowed other hotpocket cuckolds to weigh in on the situation in future"
 
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I whined about it in the shmork thread, I just wish FAU answered my email and told me why it went south so fucking fast. Since I tried to avoid that by getting his permission and why I am shitty poster who whined about something or what ever

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Now this honestly made me laugh, thats the kinda mean spirited shit SA needs some bite.


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Well they know I am on the farms I m sure I will be banned someday.
 
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You are doing it wrong, you need to press Harder until the give up in defeat
 
Yeah you're being weak so they're just going to pile on you. Tell him "Okay listen up fucko, I've just about had it with you, salty boyo". You need to be aggressive or nobody will take you seriously.
 
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look at this fucking hotpockety goon cuckold trying to keep his dignity after such a disgraceful lack of hotpocket judgement. Now he's making up random wild accusations against our personal hero &/or best friend northstar747 using alternate accounts

Okay here's what you do. You need to email lowtax and cc in every SA forum hotpocket and accuse FAU of getting LadyAmbien really drunk and fucking her and not even having the common decency to cum from it.
 
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Aquinas said:
I'd say this is a good idea, honestly. Take your story to all of them, Especially Lowtax as he's De-Admin hungry right now. and make sure your side of the story is heard.
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seriously @northstar747 this is best course of action. it brings all grievances out in the open and no one can change your words around on you
 
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Ahahaha. :story:

Fucking do it, @Lowtax.

Chase off the thinskins and PC junkies who've taken over your forum!

Take back the right to openly laugh at funny shit on the internet! Laugh in the manner that SA was originally created for without fear of a probate for saying "Tranny" when you see a video of a hideous lizard in a dress sperging on youtube!

Let us return to when memes and photoshop were used openly and freely without harassment of Tumblrfags for being insensitive to an autistic 30yr old man who masturbates on live stream for all to see!

Purge the slow cancerous creep of tolerance that has grown into a stifling blanket of sensitivity now choking off anything but tumblr approved content!

And when the butthurt begins, fear not the furious tweets and tumblr posts, for they are only the sign that you are winning the war against the millennial tide of tolerance and acceptance that has poisoned the once great shores of your domain!

There will be PTSD, there will be red, virtual ass cheeks of the troons that they will flaunt and cry about for sympathy and attention... and by god there will even be desperate pleas to "stop not liking what I like".

But you are strong, Lowtax.

You are a god damn founder of shitty, immature internet humor and only you can save your kingdom.

Ride now and fight well!


 
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@northstar747 now they are all just smugly talking around you and snickering that you care enough to properly dispute a bullshit ban because it was only six hours. You are getting dunked on and made to look like the littlest nigger right now. Nobody will ever respect you if you let these bullies dunk on you like that without at least standing up for yourself and saying "Hey bullies! I've had just about enough of your crud! You're all dicks!"

Also now that we've all seen how weak you are over there you're probably going to get doxed over here and your entire life will be taken apart piece by piece. You might need to find a strong kiwi and offer to be his girlfriend if you want to survive this.
 
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@northstar747 now they are all just smugly talking around you and snickering that you care enough to properly dispute a bullshit ban because it was only six hours. You are getting dunked on and made to look like the littlest nigger right now. Nobody will ever respect you if you let these bullies dunk on you like that without at least standing up for yourself and saying "Hey bullies! I've had just about enough of your crud! You're all dicks!"

Also now that we've all seen how weak you are over there you're probably going to get doxed over here and your entire life will be taken apart piece by piece. You might need to find a strong kiwi and offer to be his girlfriend if you want to survive this.
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I'll buy her for a ten pack of Newports. Mommy needs a lil bitch who knows how to eat ass like a good girl.
 
I got some Kools, Some Petrol, and a perfect spot for you to hunt, close to a road too for convenient access.
 
Lol, Facts are useless is now posting every 3 posts in the Shmorky thread in hopes his comedy cancer kills it or w/e
 
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It's pretty painfully obvious what he's doing. Putting aside the imminent sale of @northstar747's virgin asshole, @Lowtax should really do something about this uppity hotpocket of his.

@Aquinas are you going to 30 smokes or is the new piece of pussy going to buffalo wild wings?
 
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