Since it’s FFG, this is either going to be extremely entertaining (plus Chantal will rage after) or it’s going to be a nothing burger with FFG spewing out her normal shtick. I’m remaining optimistic for now though. Salah better make sure he has uber eats ready to order for Chantal
Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser
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Finally! Something interesting is going on with Chins. I don't have high hopes but fingers crossed that this turns into a cat 5 seethe storm.
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Yaba's likely as well. You need a Cash Cow membership or higher to get into the discord to be let on.
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I agree. Keemstar couldn't keep track of a hard-on in a whorehouse, so I'm curious as to who will fuck this opportunity up worse: him or Chins. This is what I look forward to, it keeps me from becoming a sad double-neck-Gibson playing goblin. We have wonderful Feldman Files over in the GorlWorld thread, that neither will utilize tonight, sadly. I'm sure some of those tidbits would go down a storm with the Rage Russet.
If I were to put my chips on the table, I predict an anticlimactic rage quit tonight. It will be over something completely innocent-sounding, 95% of the audience will have no idea why. One of the fat fucks will accidentally, free of any context, say something to trigger Anne-Marie and she'll just disappear, leaving Chantal yet another opportunity to gloat.
FFG is too fragile for this. If she were to toughen up and surprise me, that'd be fine. I just see the cheese-crotched Muslima being handed a win here.
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Fatso poked the hornets nest (again). Time to reinvent herself, back to Modest Miriham and hopefully being pious hijabi will shield her from criticisms (didn't work the first dozen times).
As I've said before she'll never find peace or happiness because she doesn't live an authentic life, everything is lies and manipulation. She needs to rip off the scuba gear off and embrace the gluttonous ill-tempered heifer she really is. There she will find freedom to beeze, her true audience and quite possibly another Canadian degenerate that actually likes her (and she doesn't need to buy him off).
If Amberlynn can find multiple lesbian nursemaids to get involved with at 600lbs, so can Chinny (avoid the sand-nigs and other foreigners).
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Let’s see what we got:
Four whole hours!
Julia update
Talk of the OF picture where Chantal says she’s angry at herself
Constantly drops “retarded”. Oh she’s pissed.
Says “watch out” to the person who she thinks sent Chantal’s snatch picture to Keemstar if she can prove it
She says she can bring views to LCL, and says she won’t be spending hours on a panel for free
Asks for Hogbeast’s address after Hog admitted to sending OF pics
Says people should be worried about Trump in response to concerns about war breaking out
Booting people out left and tight
Says she doesn’t care about Muslims judging her
Says she “hates everybody today”
Says she’s come to terms with her OF being out there forever
Says she talked to Salah about LCL, and says she won’t share what was said.
Says they’re not breaking up
Says she and Salah laugh at the onion looking women that message him.
Asks what is up with women judging the muffs of other women
Talks about taking a break from the internet.
Calls YouTube a negative space
Says she won’t ring in the new year with negativity
Says she’d rather work at Arby’s
Claims to not have content that finds entertainment in the misery of others
Goes after Dee Dee after being told Nader still talks about FB
Brags about how she’s “still here” despite predictions of being arrested or deported
Says she hopes Nader gets sent back to Egypt
Says she needs to learn healthy ways to deal with her emotions
Says Salah doesn’t like it when Chantal goes live
Four whole hours!
Julia update
Talk of the OF picture where Chantal says she’s angry at herself
Constantly drops “retarded”. Oh she’s pissed.
Says “watch out” to the person who she thinks sent Chantal’s snatch picture to Keemstar if she can prove it
She says she can bring views to LCL, and says she won’t be spending hours on a panel for free
Asks for Hogbeast’s address after Hog admitted to sending OF pics
Says people should be worried about Trump in response to concerns about war breaking out
Booting people out left and tight
Says she doesn’t care about Muslims judging her
Says she “hates everybody today”
Says she’s come to terms with her OF being out there forever
Says she talked to Salah about LCL, and says she won’t share what was said.
Says they’re not breaking up
Says she and Salah laugh at the onion looking women that message him.
Asks what is up with women judging the muffs of other women
Talks about taking a break from the internet.
Calls YouTube a negative space
Says she won’t ring in the new year with negativity
Says she’d rather work at Arby’s
Claims to not have content that finds entertainment in the misery of others
Goes after Dee Dee after being told Nader still talks about FB
Brags about how she’s “still here” despite predictions of being arrested or deported
Says she hopes Nader gets sent back to Egypt
Says she needs to learn healthy ways to deal with her emotions
Says Salah doesn’t like it when Chantal goes live
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I don't know much about FFG but the BBJ story is one of the funniest things to happen to Chins. If she does anything she should lean on that. Otherwise I think I'd bring along some clips of the Cuba Beeze because that's Chantal's magnum opus as far as I'm concerened.
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This current "lolcow live arc" is the most entertaining thing involving Chantal in a long while. It's probably the funniest thing since Poopgate (which was a year ago now, right? Happy Anniversary, haha).
I can't believe her delusional brain thought that going on lolcow live wasn't going to lead to this humiliating result for her. And Boogie, of all people, being too repulsed to even look at nudes of her is just the greatest. Talk about a slice of humble pie right there!
Chantal is crying victim even though she literally gave consent with a laugh and a smile for everyone to look at the picture of her gunt on the stream.
Bitch is just upset that the men on the stream were less than impressed and didn't find her attractive (which is on a whole new level of delusion that it's hilarious).
I can't believe her delusional brain thought that going on lolcow live wasn't going to lead to this humiliating result for her. And Boogie, of all people, being too repulsed to even look at nudes of her is just the greatest. Talk about a slice of humble pie right there!
Chantal is crying victim even though she literally gave consent with a laugh and a smile for everyone to look at the picture of her gunt on the stream.
Bitch is just upset that the men on the stream were less than impressed and didn't find her attractive (which is on a whole new level of delusion that it's hilarious).
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Yabba will also be a guest.
LOL FFG too fragile? You are as delulu as Chantal. She will roast FB…ever since her getting doxxed by FB she went hatred mode. I bet Chantal won’t show…shes the coward here.
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The trainwreck is picking up steam again gorls! Bismillah!
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Oh god, LCL turning into a Cat Sperg Session, nooooo, haha...
I would agree, under normal circumstances. If anything, Cuba Rage would endear Chantal to LCL's viewers and make her a folk hero. BASED GUNT (horn noise.) I don't even think the caaht abuse stuff will resonate, when a large part of Keem's demographic is Gummo personified.
Naw, if you want to really stir the pot, they need to lean into Gunt being a fan of faking rapes. That's going to be, like, playing "I Only Have Eyes For You" at the wedding, or "Wind Beneath My Wings" at the white person's funeral. You just can't not in front of THAT audience. What are they afraid of, alienating those four female viewers--five, if you count Boogie?
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What…is this thread featured?
Newfag, I’ve been watching Boogie for many years, right here, back in 2016 when we were still deciding if he was a LolCow. (I was pro.) While I appreciate your enthusiasm for the idea of us honorable farmers striving for truth and honesty, I was exact in my complaint.
It’s been proven Booger talked to Desi before 18. The both said they “bonded” because of mutual abuse. And the fact that an 18 year old is with a lying, pathetic, whining, misogynistic, super fat fuck loser, pannus covered limp dick 50 year old like Boogie is ALL the proof of retardation I, or anybody, should need. But I’ve also heard her speak. She’s functionally retarded. Pack your bags and leave tourist.
Back to Chantal: this has been the funniest arc since the Dom era. She just can’t help but make a situation worse. It’s wild (as Boogie says) to see somebody make the wrong decision 100% of the time. She should not have gone on the lolcow live show, but she did. The best decision then would’ve been to apologize to Salad and stop talking. But she couldn’t. She kept going on and on about how she was victimized. She called attention to herself and lolcow live. Of course since they’re a drama channel they’re gonna pick up on that and go after her. And now she’s continuing to make the wrong decision and threaten to leave which we know she won’t, and with FFG on it, she’ll point out the show and blow. It’s hilarious.
If Chantel has one talent is that she has never done the right thing in her entire life. All she had to do was ignore it in public and apologize at home and it’d be forgotten.
I know the activity these days is few and far between but when it happens, it’s glorious.
Keem likes kayfabe but I think this is real. It may drive her to Canada, without her realizing she can’t get away.
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Of course that wasn't him. In fact, I don't think sally is capable of understanding English well enough either spoken or written to grasp what happed the other night.
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Depends on which little parts they pick. If Keem tosses up that part where she was flipping out about the evil rich Canadian colonizers wanting relish on their burger it might go the other way, although I don't know who watches LCL in the first place.
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Ooh boy, the most recent stream she deleted was full of some nastiness. Calling people retarded, whores, insulting people's looks. f-bombs. You could compare it to her cuba stream. Don't think her channel will be up much longer. YouTube can't turn a blind eye to that one. She literally said she hates everyone. Absolute hate speech gunt, what are you doing. Do you want to be homeless?
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I realized what she means by "living room onion looking women"
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I guarantee this is an insult that Salah likes to use when he's mad at the gunt.
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FFG is used to talking to her echo chamber, where people can only respond in writing. So it will be interesting to see what she does on a panel with two or three additional people talking over her. But I'm pretty sure she'll stick it out to bring more money to her channel.
FFG will probably sperg forever about Chins being antisemetic for calling her goblin, or racist for shit that happened years ago. But if she's smart, she'll stick to things Chantal has done in Thailand or Kuwait in the last year so the "before she converted" has zero impact. Salah's shit fetish is rich territory for easy LOLs, so that's a good one too.
I bet Yaba doesn't show up. She's got so much dirt on her, and one of the hosts might have received a tip about all the Yaba and Sam drama.
Nader already spent 2 yrs in prison for stabbing two Canadians, but Canada is too pussy to deport him. That motherfucker should be swinging from a rope in Cairo.
He doesn't want to work for his money. He doesn't even try to get his eye-fucking couples channel videos made more than twice a month, that lazy shit eating moron. But Chantal is too stupid to figure out that's his main objection.
FFG will probably sperg forever about Chins being antisemetic for calling her goblin, or racist for shit that happened years ago. But if she's smart, she'll stick to things Chantal has done in Thailand or Kuwait in the last year so the "before she converted" has zero impact. Salah's shit fetish is rich territory for easy LOLs, so that's a good one too.
I bet Yaba doesn't show up. She's got so much dirt on her, and one of the hosts might have received a tip about all the Yaba and Sam drama.
I agree with her on both of these. Kuwait enforcing their morality laws and social media laws on foreigners seems to be a lot more talk than action. They obvlously don't care about visa-running Canadians either, so she'll probably be there for years.
Nader already spent 2 yrs in prison for stabbing two Canadians, but Canada is too pussy to deport him. That motherfucker should be swinging from a rope in Cairo.
Youtube won't do anything to her unless she puts up minors on Omegle again. Nader made death threats on his lives, and his channel stayed up. He got a one week time out for smoking meth on screen for fucks sake.
Because he's pressured into babysitting her chat and paying enough attention to her stream to hit copy paste on the comments she wants inserted under his name. When she's not live, he can just hang out with his friends or fuck whores.
He doesn't want to work for his money. He doesn't even try to get his eye-fucking couples channel videos made more than twice a month, that lazy shit eating moron. But Chantal is too stupid to figure out that's his main objection.
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While I am remaining cautiously optimistic, this thread as has been good this year so perhaps Santa Cow will deliver something worthwhile.
She toddled into Lol Cow Live like a mentally retarded kid being invited to the popular table under the guise of them being her real true friends, only to be mocked and embarrassed. If memory serves, didn't that picture get posted to a community tab in a drug fueled rage? (Could totally be off, but I feel like it's something she did to get one over at DD and it backfired then too.) She's lucky they didn't bring up the peeps photoshoot
Somewhere in a shitbox by the sea, Chins is stewing, eye buldging at the thought of keeping her mouth shut. Julia hides in the hallway, shit boy sadly plays crazy frog in the corner. Trotters getting ready to fling through the air with vicious might, scuba cap tightly afixed to her bowling ball as her chins desperately try to escape. I sincerely hope we get a repeat of her "reacting to Nader for the last time" rage. Sanctimonious, smug, and stumbling through insults that couldn't even hold up on a school yard but it's the gunt afterall and she's nothing if not dissapointing.
Once Keem and friends interact with FFG and Yaba, they will become enemy number one. Let's hope shit boy has fast food in steady supply, or Gunt might finally blow a gasket.
Remember goiys, she's a komodo dragon.
Edit: Apparently she's planning to confront the panel (unclear if in chat or actually on the podcast) based off posts from Twitter. Please god, let her get on that live panel.
She toddled into Lol Cow Live like a mentally retarded kid being invited to the popular table under the guise of them being her real true friends, only to be mocked and embarrassed. If memory serves, didn't that picture get posted to a community tab in a drug fueled rage? (Could totally be off, but I feel like it's something she did to get one over at DD and it backfired then too.) She's lucky they didn't bring up the peeps photoshoot
Somewhere in a shitbox by the sea, Chins is stewing, eye buldging at the thought of keeping her mouth shut. Julia hides in the hallway, shit boy sadly plays crazy frog in the corner. Trotters getting ready to fling through the air with vicious might, scuba cap tightly afixed to her bowling ball as her chins desperately try to escape. I sincerely hope we get a repeat of her "reacting to Nader for the last time" rage. Sanctimonious, smug, and stumbling through insults that couldn't even hold up on a school yard but it's the gunt afterall and she's nothing if not dissapointing.
Once Keem and friends interact with FFG and Yaba, they will become enemy number one. Let's hope shit boy has fast food in steady supply, or Gunt might finally blow a gasket.
Remember goiys, she's a komodo dragon.
Edit: Apparently she's planning to confront the panel (unclear if in chat or actually on the podcast) based off posts from Twitter. Please god, let her get on that live panel.