Careercow Alyssa Mercante / beerandfeminism / kombitchaTEArex / High Heeled Gamer / hayy GIRL hayy / uhLyssa15 - From failed sex worker to failed clickbait journalist. A far-left racist narcissistic abusive smug feminazi. Stalks her targets and their families, DEI & SBI activist, alcoholic junkie, threatens gamers & YouTubers to public fights and then lawsuits.

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he looks like a normal dude and has a respectable job, shame he's probably a cuck for mercunte. Shane if you're reading this, break up with that whore ASAP!
His ex girlfriends are really pretty too. Alyssa is totally a rebound/fling that won't last.

Alyssa you should definitely call him screaming in a panic telling him to DFE right this instant, men love that.
 
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I'm writing this from a coffee shop in Downtown LA, my suitcase and personal bag sandwiched between myself and the table, my absurdly large fur coat that the flight attendant called "a blanket?" draped over it. In a few hours, I'll be at The Game Awards 2024, along with tons of my friends and colleagues, just like last year.

Except this is nothing like last year. Last year I was really only known in the gaming space for something rather innocuous: dragging high-profile industry folks for their bad fashion choices. I helped dress several people last year and got a chance to highlight those who came correct.

But this year I am known for something very different: I am the journalist who wrote a story debunking a conspiracy theory in early March of this year; the journalist who challenged those against diversity and for bullying those they deem "other"; the journalist who faced immediate backlash for that story and who refused to capitulate to online bullies in its wake; the journalist who, because of that refusal, became the defacto Wicked Witch of the Web and whose face has been plastered all over YouTube, Twitter, Reddit, 4Chan, and more; the journalist who has dozens of bizarre short stories written or spoken about her life, her love, her family, and more in the dark corners of the web (along with various fantasies regarding her rape and/or execution); the journalist who kept writing pieces and kept existing online despite this; the journalist who is now without a full-time job; the journalist who, just yesterday, filed a lawsuit against a content creator for the videos and posts he has made about her.

I am not the woman I was a year ago, in so many ways--I am so much more tired, more prone to avoiding conflicting IRL, more nervous about who is looking at me in public spaces. Some of my relationships ended during this harassment campaign and my ability to deal with that loss was non-existent--thanks to what my therapist says is stress. An ovarian cyst ruptured in the middle of the night, sending searing pain across my body like a hot poker had pushed through my abdomen--thanks to what my gyno says is stress. My skin began breaking out in painful pimples like a hormonal teenager--thanks to what my dermatologist says is stress. My stomach problems reached a point where I needed to get a colonoscopy--thanks to what my gastro says is stress.

But yet, as I have jokingly said to my friends, my live stream audience, and my parents in a whiny, vocal-fry-inflected tone: "Nevertheless, she persisted." I'm here. I'm queer (but dating a man, sorry). I'm at The Game Awards 2024, despite it all.
 
Her argument is going to be that "camwhore" is not a "whore" and "sex worker" doesn't necessarily mean "prostitute." Basically, that words have definitions she can change on a dime to be the best possible for her and it is unreasonable for him to consider something a negative when she intended it to be expressed as a positive. Serious lefty cluster B shit in legal document form, and I hope the court doesn't buy it.

And he specifically said "sucks dick for money," apparently. I need to review her citation for that, cause I'm sure she cited a specific statement that the court can access... she had to, right? But she did claim/admit to, possibly as a joke, to sucking dick to get her career in Video Game Journalism. But he's not required to assume it's a joke, and he could equally claim he was stating it as a joke, a joke he repeated from her. That makes malice pretty hard to prove. The fact that she called herself a public figure is just a cherry on top.

I'm hoping he Anti-SLAPPs her down and she has to pay every fucking dime of Ron Coleman's fees. That would be the best outcome here, and probably the most funny, given the freakout she'll have over it.
It's not how she defines the words that matters, it's how a mythical "reasonable person" would define the words.
 
I'd like to remind Alyssa that she's been pining for celebrity since 2011. She's loving this.

My inner Fame Monster, revealed
By Alyssa Mercante - April 26, 2011 [a]
Alyssa goes to a lady gaga concert in costume and is intoxicated by the attention it gets her.
  • "This past Saturday I went to go see Lady Gaga at Nassau Coliseum. I decided (like the attention-seeking, costume-obsessed girl that I am) to go in full-on Gaga Garb."
  • "The result? A literal mob of Gaga concert-goers were snapping pictures of me walking and asking me to pose for shots with their children. Trips to the bathroom were impossible, as I was stalked by younger Monsters and stopped constantly, again, to have pictures taken."
  • Now, looking back on Lady Gaga’s first album (“The Fame”) and her second album (“The Fame Monster”), both of which are representations of the ups and downs of being a celebrity in popular culture, I can say without the slightest insecurity that I want all of that shit."
  • "For a few hours, and in very few articles of clothing, I saw a path that I would love to continue to walk down — despite the difficulties I faced trying to do something so trivial as take a piss, I felt like I was floating on a cloud of materialism and celebrity. And as sarcastic as that sounds, the drama queen in me wants more."
 
That's beyond pathetic. It would be pathetic for a girl half her age. Hell, it would be pathetic if all this happened on MySpace.
PRO TIP: you release the rehearsed sobbing-before-my-camera videos with royalty-free sad music BEFORE going on the offensive on someone, not AFTER, you disingenuous snake. This way you look even more of a cunt than what you usually do, and that's saying something. She's not only using outdated GamerGate-era techniques, she's using them WRONG. Zoe Quinn was Sun fucking Tzu compared to this gender-swapped mirror universe version of Ethan Ralph.
Somebody please just build a time machine and send Mercante back to 2014.
 
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this gender-swapped mirror universe version of Ethan Ralph.

TAKE IT BACK, BISH! SHE WISHES SHE WAS AS RELEVANT AS THE RALPHAMALE. HE IS A GAMERGATE VETERAN.
TYFYS RALPH. :semperfidelis:

p.s. L-yssa if you were bleeding from your bum it may have been caused by stress but it's more likely inflammation due to your alcohol use. I was at a bar the other night and the ambulance came and picked up and old drunk for the same reason. It was kind of a vibe killer.
 
What are the potential damages he is realistically looking at? 100% of someones yearly income for calling someone a prostitute even with punitive damages feels like a pretty high mark
I'm guessing they're aiming for defamation per se, which would mean damages are assumed. It's probably why things are worded so torturedly ("impugn her chastity" "accusation of prostition") in the claim.

Smash JT reopened for crowdfunding raised 1,500 in the past 30 minutes of it being open

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Most of which is from Stuttering Craig, to the tune of $1337.

You know Alyssa and her Coven of Cuntflaps are off jilling themselves mad over the idea of forcing SmashJT to waste wasting money from his children's college fund.
 
Which ever lawyer he retained must be salivating, because this shit is Rule 11 worthy.

You could argue that even Russell and Stabby have written better complaints.
His lawyer is Ron Coleman. An elderly youtuber and long time very succesful Hollywood lawyer with a metric fuckton of defamation experience. Hopefully SmashJT can afford him.
 
Of course, she has to beat a dead horse by tagging GamerGate. Reap what you sow, Alyssa.
Since Alyssa will be attending the Dorito Pope awards, she'll invite herself back on the Giant Bomb after show like she's done in previous years. Expect her to be just as obnoxiously smug as last time. She's cozying up to others attending the event and will use her lawsuit and antics as a way to sneak back into the industry.
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As mentioned above, SmashJT has created a GSG to fund the lawsuit. His current target is $25,000 to fund the retainer. That's just the retainer, the actual lawsuit will be at least 6 figures.

Smash JT Defense Fund
Alyssa Mercante, former "Senior Editor" at Kotaku, has taken her long-standing obsession with attacking my professional coverage of the video game industry to a dangerous new level. She’s now escalating her feud by filing an outrageous and baseless lawsuit against me in the United States District Court for the Eastern District of New York. This lawsuit is nothing more than a blatant attempt to silence me, harm my reputation, and put me and my family at risk—all while keeping her name in the headlines and maintaining her relevance.

The 54-page lawsuit, filled with lies and false assumptions, accuses me of some seriously ludicrous claims, like “stochastic terrorism,” defamation, bias-related violence or intimidation, intentional infliction of emotional distress, and tortious interference. These claims are not only legally frivolous but are also clearly designed to smear me and force me into silence through an exhausting legal battle.

Mercante has retained activist lawyers with a clear agenda to bring this ridiculous case against me, and the video game industry to it's knees. This isn’t about justice or accountability; it’s about silencing dissent, punishing critique, and maintaining her position in the spotlight.

As a content creator and journalist, I’ve always strived to provide my audience with a fair and honest analysis of the video game industry. But defending myself against this lawsuit unfortunately requires resources well beyond my current means. That’s why I’m asking for your help. Your contributions will go DIRECTLY towards legal fees, ensuring that I can mount a strong defense against these absurd claims and protect not only my reputation but also my family’s safety.

This case isn’t just about me. It’s about all gamers, standing up against the misuse of the legal system to bully and silence independent voices working tirelessly to improve the quality of gaming. Together, we will fight back and send a message that frivolous lawsuits like this have no place in a free and fair society.

Thank you for your support,

Smash JT

Top donations right now:

Gaming Journalist and Youtuber Hypnotic to the tune of $2000
Gaming Journalist and Youtuber Stuttering Craig (former Sidescrollers host) to the tune of $1337
Infamous streamer Dr. Disrespect to the tune of $1000 (I'm guessing Alyssa has harassed him before.)
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SmashJT has posted on his Twitter account that Alyssa's lawyer is not, in fact, the transsexual weirdo, but rather a former lawyer and culture war activist from The Pokemon Company's US Branch:

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Unless that dude trooned out, I'm guessing the tranny works for his legal firm? Who knows, it's 2024, anything's possible nowadays.

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But according to his linkedin, he's self employed.

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He's a cunt who brags about harassing people's family members, so, small wonder he's a fan of Alyssa.

Aaaand holy shit. Without powerleveling, after a few seconds of googling I just realized why his name feels so weird to me. I had an opportunity to meet this soy filled sack of sadness in person recently and skipped out on it. Might have to try again.
 
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