Dreams

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Had a very strange dream about a week ago. There was an obese transvestite on a mobility scooter driving around the office (I don't even work in an office) and someone had taped a picture of the troonjak onto the back of the seat. For some reason, it was my mission to get rid of the picture before he noticed. But I could never catch up to him, no matter what I did his scooter was always faster. I had finally caught up though, and right as I was about to take the picture off I woke up.
 
I fell asleep browsing the Tranny L's forum, and had a dream where I had the giant pooner degloving donor scars all over my thighs. Definitely my most stressful nightmare in recent memory... just horrible body horror. Can't fucking believe people willingly opt into it. And to make crotch pork rolls, no less
 
I had a dream that I went to the grocery store and bought my mom a case of those giant chocolate chip cookies. I brought them to her place and then I ate one of them. It was a wholesome dream.
 
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Eternal Spirit of Light said:
Had a very strange dream about a week ago. There was an obese transvestite on a mobility scooter driving around the office (I don't even work in an office) and someone had taped a picture of the troonjak onto the back of the seat. For some reason, it was my mission to get rid of the picture before he noticed. But I could never catch up to him, no matter what I did his scooter was always faster. I had finally caught up though, and right as I was about to take the picture off I woke up.
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We oldfags called this troll's remorse.

I dreamed of getting Chris Chan's autograph. I know it was a dream because Chris wasn't tranny and he even didn't smell.
 
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I had a dream last night that I was on the Farms reading about the latest AI trend- videos of children being terrorized by zombie looking niggers. I was watching one video where a young child was being pushed in a Walmart cart, and suddenly niggers with glowing white eyes started popping out of the produce and at the end of the aisles gibbering bixnood nonsense at the child. Eventuality they reached a grove of small aspen saplings growing in the Walmart and between the trees were all these demonic looking black people shrieking and laughing. This would have been funny, but the dream thread noted that these videos were popular with pedophiles because they enjoyed seeing scared AI children.
 
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I dreamed a retired banker I knew had decided to take up work as the local grocer in the aftermath of the rapture. He was very good at working with 1990's computers in my living room, which was somehow a prerequisite to his post-apocalypse grocery business.
 
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Last night I had a dream about my family having a get together at my parent's house. My older cousin invites these Polar Bears without anyone knowing, I eventually stumble across them. They trash the house and my brother refuses to feed them. Eventually they turn on us and eat my entire family. I think the moral of the story is to always feed the Polar Bears.
 
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Someone I know told me that they had a dream about me being a cripple and they violently beat me in the head with a cinder block in a locker room. Should I be concerned?
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I had a friend who dreamt that I would rob him and steal his car. Should he have been concerned?
 
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