Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Vibralldo]

"He said he wouldn´t do it if he couldn´t watch and I don´t own mirrors"

Every joke is a "cop at Denny´s" joke. My god, his brain has truly melted...

Nick's a master of sentences that are structured like jokes but lack punchlines and aren't funny

 

[parsnip]

Size matters even if you have a weapon. Nick is extremely optimistic. Delusional even.

I used to know someone exactly like him, same frame and everything who really thought he was a big guy ( same personality disorder too) He had this junkie body but thought he was ripped. It was so bizarre because if you mentioned another guy he'd always ask "Is he bigger than me?" and it was like dude anyone who's ever walked past a gym is bigger than you. But he truly saw himself as being this jacked guy. I think it was a legitimate delusion, like the opposite of anorexia.

Really fascinating to see the exact same thing going on with another person.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

You can 100% testify against your spouse. The state just can't FORCE YOU to testify against your spouse.

Edit: Because I just reread your post again to make sure I wasn't missing something, I want to drive this home. If a man beats his wife (or a wife tries to poison him) nothing is stopping either party from testifying about what happened in a court of law. YOU ARE DUMB.

I'm the dumb one, per @AnOminous apparently in Minnesota this is NOT the case.

I stand corrected. This seems abjectly retarded.

It's Minnesota. Of course it's retarded.

No, you weren't wrong.

The general rule is anyone can testify or be called to testify about most anything*. The spousal exceptions to the general rule are that

1. During the marriage, Spouse A can't choose (without consent of Spouse B) or be required to testify about Spouse B, whether + or -; and
2. During or after the marriage, Spouse A can't choose (without consent of Spouse B) or be required to testify about communications made during the marriage by Spouse B to Spouse A .

In addition, the explicit exceptions to the exceptions in 1 & 2 above are

1. In a civil action or proceeding by one against the other;
2. In a criminal action or proceeding for a crime committed
   1. by one against the other or
   2. against a child of either or
   3. against a child under the care of either spouse;
3. In a criminal action or proceeding in which one is charged with homicide or an attempt to commit homicide and the date of the marriage of the defendant is subsequent to the date of the offense; and
4. In any action or proceeding for nonsupport, neglect, dependency, or termination of parental rights.

*

595.02 TESTIMONY OF WITNESSES.​

Subdivision 1.Competency of witnesses.​

Every person of sufficient understanding, including a party, may testify in any action or proceeding, civil or criminal, in court or before any person who has authority to receive evidence, except

The privilege can be lost if a spouse fails to object to the other spouse’s testimony, discloses a confidential spousal communication to a third party, or offers testimony through a third-party witness.

 

[Oxyjen]

Reposting due to the PI revelation. It’s happening!

 

[Burt Macklin]

It's funny how Rekieta chooses to make fun of Aaron for his "weak ass arms" when he looks like this:

Nick and April look like meth addicts in this clip. It's hard not to notice at that point, and that was December 2023?

There is literally an Aaron thread. I get Balldo McSkellington can't keep Aaron out of his head, but you people have no excuse.

I can't wait though for Nick to react, if a PI hired by Aaron (or his lawyer) is digging through Nick's trash.

I agree. Go post the shit there. I get Aaron is related but fucking sick and tired of seeing Aaron posts, April instagrams, and "effort posts" on these two. No one fucking cares what a failed radio host and meth head queen do/have done.

Hiring a private detective to give unsolicited 'evidence' to the State seems like a great way to spoil any positive relationship you may have.

"Rekieta Law: @little lemmi i rarely travel without kayla. we’ll leave a pile of cocaine to watch the kids."

It’s funny how Rekieta keeps saying he can’t "take accountability" until his case is settled. But when he makes jokes like this, it just shows he isn’t really taking responsibility. No wonder people think he doesn’t take any accountability.

Dumb fucking retard can't keep his mouth shut. The point of hiring a private investigator is that it's private.

I hope in a twist of fate the dumb mother fucker gets sued by the PI for outing him. This is why I'm with @Dixieland Buckaroo in that I'm done with this fucking idiot.

 

[johnnynoname]

It’s his (Melton’s) supertip platform.

I abhor THE QUEEN!!

...however, I'm not going to allow my hatred for him to turn me into one of those "the cops will be dragging him any day now" niggas if the cops don't have cause (even though seeing that niggas mugshot will lead to a cumshot.....eww EDIT: that was dumb but you get what I'm saying)

for some reason though i get a feeling that that supertip is going to fuck him in the end

either by some sort of TOS violation, or niggas complaining about payouts......it's gping to be his fat waterloo

 

[Desktop User2]

I get Aaron is related but fucking sick and tired of seeing Aaron posts, April instagrams, and "effort posts" on these two. No one fucking cares what a failed radio host and meth head queen do/have done.

What are you talking about? Possible new charges against Nick could be brought over his hacking of Aaron and the biggest happenings about Nick in the last month all relate to April.

 

[MadStan]

Nick was a dork, never a nerd. There is a difference, not that he knows there is a difference because people were being polite when they called him a nerd and he took it on as a compliment, but what they really meant was that he was a dork.

You see his humor? About anything, but most recently the "leaving kids with cocaine etc." this is his attempt to be funny and he really sucks at it.

He is a DORK, not a nerd. A Nerd is "a person who is extremely enthusiastic and knowledgeable about a particular subject, especially one of specialist or niche interest." A DORK is an informal term for someone who is considered socially awkward, unfashionable - that is Nick.

Nick, if you are reading this, you are a dork. Case closed.

 

[Captain Manning]

I think his middle eastern catamite Mahmoud helped him cobble it together.

Mahmood "Moody" Hikhmet. One of the four panelists on NLO when Nick called in to the show drunk (well, three panelists and a puppet). Worth mentioning here since not everybody follows the Melton thread (and I don't blame them).

He's an interesting fellow:



But I'm sure it's complete coincidence he'd say something like that, and also be Melton's #1 broom.

Nick hangs with strange fellows these days.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

I clipped some parts of Melton's last stream that I found interesting (regarding the possible Google account invasion debacle).

Melton and Nick hacked the fuck out of Aaron, but also they didn't (tee-hee)​

Melton particularly thinks that hacking Aaron wouldn't influence Aaron's revenge porn case about Kayla.

About Aaron's Lawyer emails​

Melton says that he and Nick received emails/correspondence from his lawyer.
EDIT: I misunderstood that, sorry. He's actually saying that he didn't hear/see the emails containing conversations with Aaron's lawyer. He mentions that maybe Rekieta did. (this one might be one of those jokes/not jokes)

Rekieta's screenshots should terrify Aaron (totally not a threat, btw)​

Taunting about more unreleased information​

He taunts knowing about another Google History showing "Aaron" reading about children, then cuck porn.

Spoiler: Melton being unhinged (NSFW!)

 

[Desktop User2]

Mahmood "Moody" Hikhmet. One of the four panelists on NLO when Nick called in to the show drunk (well, three panelists and a puppet). Worth mentioning here since not everybody follows the Melton thread (and I don't blame them).

He's an interesting fellow:

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But I'm sure it's completely coincidence he'd say something like that, and also be Melton's #1 broom.

Nick hangs with strange fellows these days.

Someone earlier here claimed they were boyfriends living together back in the day then recounted it to being roommates.

 

[Nate Higgers]

I clipped some parts of Melton's last stream that I found interesting (regarding the possible Google account invasion debacle).

Melton and Nick hacked the fuck out of Aaron, but also they didn't (tee-hee)​

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Melton particularly thinks that hacking Aaron wouldn't influence Aaron's revenge porn case about Kayla.

Aaron's Lawyer sent emails to Melton & Nick​

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Melton says that he and Nick received emails/correspondence from his lawyer.

Rekieta's screenshots should terrify Aaron (totally not a threat, btw)​

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Taunting about more unreleased information​

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He taunts knowing about another Google History showing "Aaron" reading about children, then cuck porn.

Spoiler: Melton being unhindged (NSFW!)

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I want to watch these clips, but I absolutely loathe Nicks voice and I loathe Melton’s voice almost as much.

 

[keke]

Hiring a private detective to give unsolicited 'evidence' to the State seems like a great way to spoil any positive relationship you may have.

How so? It’s stuff they aren't going to investigate because it’s so small time. I would have thought (and may be wrong) this is a common scenario they anticipate. As long as it’s not some sleaze and they know how to handle evidence, I don’t see them souring.

I get Aaron is related but fucking sick and tired of seeing Aaron posts,

Nick is a-logging Aaron right now. Posts about him are impossible to avoid. Some of it is probably more relevant to this thread than the STMS one.

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

 

[AnOminous]

Nick, if you are reading this, you are a dork. Case closed.

He's a geek. But not the useful kind, and not even the sideshow kind. He's a pencil-neck.

 

[repentance]

Prosecutors not making any deal offer at this stage is itself interesting. They may have twigged to the suspicion that they are being played by Baldo, and want to do a bit more digging.

That's my thinking, too. They may realise that there's a possibility they will have to drop all charges. If neither side is pushing for a deal, it's for a reason and most likely a reason which stands to benefit Aaron.

I doubt that they only "suspect" they're being played by Nick. I imagine they've known the revenge porn allegations were made out of spite from the start, but that doesn't mean Aaron didn't break the law. Nick's subsequent actions have made things messy, though.

 

[Captain Manning]

No one fucking cares what a failed radio host and meth head queen do/have done.

Yeah, no one fucking cares about April Anderson...

...who is Nick's girlfriend...
...who he now openly admits is his girlfriend after denying it for months (see "My wife and my girlfriend" comment from the NLO call in)...
...who he is fucking...
...who is a co-defendant in his ongoing criminal case, and was present at the arrest where she was questioned by police...
...who lives in Nick's second house right next door...
...and whom Nick might very well end up running away with if he ever drops divorce papers on Kayla, and he doesn't get stuck with a no contact provision as part of his plea bargain.

She's irrelevant to Nick. Y'all need to take this dumb off-topic bullshit to the April Anderson thread...

...which doesn't exist.



Look, I'm with you insofar as I too wish Aaron, April, and the Dabbleverse crap never infected the Balldoverse. I could have gone my whole life without knowing a creature such as Patrick Melton exists. But there's the reality we have, and the reality we wish we had. They are gonna be relevant to Nick, at various times, in various ways, for the foreseeable future.

EDIT: Typo.

 

[MadStan]

He's a geek. But not the useful kind, and not even the sideshow kind. He's a pencil-neck.

Yeah, that's a dork.

 

[hunchbacksrus]

I clipped some parts of Melton's last stream that I found interesting (regarding the possible Google account invasion debacle).

Melton and Nick hacked the fuck out of Aaron, but also they didn't (tee-hee)​

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Melton particularly thinks that hacking Aaron wouldn't influence Aaron's revenge porn case about Kayla.

About Aaron's Lawyer emails​

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Melton says that he and Nick received emails/correspondence from his lawyer.
EDIT: I misunderstood that, sorry. He's actually saying that he didn't hear/see the emails containing conversations with Aaron's lawyer. He mentions that maybe Rekieta did. (this one might be one of those jokes/not jokes)

Rekieta's screenshots should terrify Aaron (totally not a threat, btw)​

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Taunting about more unreleased information​

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He taunts knowing about another Google History showing "Aaron" reading about children, then cuck porn.

Spoiler: Melton being unhinged (NSFW!)

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This guy has to be the dumbest mother fucker on the face of the earth, doubling down on 20 ain't a good strategy fuck face. This just gives Aaron more stuff to send to the cops . He thinks this won't effect the revenge porn case, firstly that case is maybe misdeamenor with a fine it's nothing. I am sure the cops kicked it down the road cause within the next month or so Melton is getting charged with Nick. And with the interference and witness intimidation they are using they will just say fuck the revenge porn thing. not to mention that Geno or Keanu probably won't show up to testify.

Acting like you committed federal crimes then just saying it is an act won't play in court and we all know he probably saw this shit and now is just lying. He thinks cause it's been 4 weeks he is safe these types of things take 2-3 months to play out min.

Btw for the fool saying aaron hired a PI lol he said Investigator you know the cops have their own investigation units you fool LOL that is what he is referring too.

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

I clipped some parts of Melton's last stream that I found interesting (regarding the possible Google account invasion debacle).

Melton and Nick hacked the fuck out of Aaron, but also they didn't (tee-hee)​

View attachment 6745285
Melton particularly thinks that hacking Aaron wouldn't influence Aaron's revenge porn case about Kayla.

About Aaron's Lawyer emails​

View attachment 6745302
Melton says that he and Nick received emails/correspondence from his lawyer.
EDIT: I misunderstood that, sorry. He's actually saying that he didn't hear/see the emails containing conversations with Aaron's lawyer. He mentions that maybe Rekieta did. (this one might be one of those jokes/not jokes)

Rekieta's screenshots should terrify Aaron (totally not a threat, btw)​

View attachment 6745312

Taunting about more unreleased information​

View attachment 6745315
He taunts knowing about another Google History showing "Aaron" reading about children, then cuck porn.

Spoiler: Melton being unhinged (NSFW!)

View attachment 6745325

This fat pedophile is so perfectly disgusting in his greasy appearance, mushmouth voice and chomo character - like baron Harkonnen or other characters specifically written to be disgusting.