Patrick Alan Melton / Nobody Likes Onions / "THE QUEEN!!" - Obese STMS a-log, "Dabbleverse" creep, "jokes" about children starting an OnlyFans (at 15), scouts X to find photos of them, offers child vocalised TTS. Argued for "ethical generative AI CP", conceded awkwardly with a laugh amid backlash.

Is this the clip?

Does this retard always stream filming his ear? Is he mentally handicapped? Who the fuck streams with their backs to the camera?
Also, do you have the picture of the wedding certificate?

Edit: oh sorry, you already posted the full stream where that clip came from back in September and I didn´t watch it (it has 5h so I´m kinda excused). If you could post the pic, it would be nice.

there is the link to it , i think he just did it cause everyone was attacking him for pretending to be married i still say she is a ritard beard.

As for the other shit i am sure retarda is feeding the hunchback of notre disgusting . They will be charged within the next 1-2 months just be patient.
 

there is the link to it , i think he just did it cause everyone was attacking him for pretending to be married i still say she is a ritard beard.

As for the other shit i am sure retarda is feeding the hunchback of notre disgusting . They will be charged within the next 1-2 months just be patient.
LMAO so the Europe wedding was also a lie, when he started to wear the silicon ring. I remember we checked Clark County in Sept. This dude literally married his "girlfriend" after the pedo accusations. She is 100% a beard.

Re the marriage:
This dude claims he is recently married as of May 23
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But there´s no register of a Patrick Melton marrying a Danielle Cohen (we know his "girlfriend" name is Danielle out of this clip) in Clark County, so maybe they married outside of Nevada?
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1000 shows celebration with a literal "plz clap" moment:

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This post is from Sept 13 and he was wearing the ring already. No marriage. Holy shit, he is without a doubt a fat homosexual pedophile using a retarded jewess as a beard. This is SO FUNNY.
 
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that, and/or maybe something to do with assets or some other shit if this fat nigga gets into real trouble
He would be married to her for years if it was an asset allocation issue and would be registered as co-owner of the house, which he was not. He was pressured to marry her by the Karen Farms, almost exactly a month after we started to look into him.
 
LMAO so the Europe wedding was also a lie, when he started to wear the silicon ring. I remember we checked Clark County in Sept. This dude literally married his "girlfriend" after the pedo accusations. She is 100% a beard.


This post is from Sept 13 and he was wearing the ring already. No marriage. Holy shit, he is without a doubt a fat homosexual pedophile using a retarded jewess as a beard. This is SO FUNNY.
you should go those sites that do background checks the guy had a lien go against him 10 years ago and didn't pay income tax for 7 years LOL! Yet he will call everyone else scammers and frauds etc...

One thing that pissed me off about him is I knew he wasnt married for years and he always would refer to that tard as his wife etc.. and use it to grift and scam fans.

As for winby2 i saw someone talking about him, yeah i get it he is a red bar clone but really at least he did the fake marriage show . Redbar could have done it and I think its a great way to blast fatrick.

that, and/or maybe something to do with assets or some other shit if this fat nigga gets into real trouble
assets like what 4 left over donuts and 5 1 litre jugs of coca cola in his fridge this guy doesn't own shit, he had to make a deal with the IRS in 2019 cause he didn't pay taxes for 7 years
 
As for winby2 i saw someone talking about him, yeah i get it he is a red bar clone but really at least he did the fake marriage show . Redbar could have done it and I think its a great way to blast fatrick.
I´ve never watched anything Redbar or dead end webcomedian related outside of this thread so I wouldn´t know who he emulates just that is very, very retarded.
 
Legal Mindset is the Sektur's/Baldoverse's Nick DeOrio, lot of people hate him likely because of his mannerism:

this is melton's MO he tries to make people look stupid or dumb to discredit them. I seen people talk stuff exposing his scams and frauds and he will do long 3 hour videos on them to bully. Hey fatty patty you were so dumb you thought that accessing Aaron's emails and google account was legal just cause he logged in on Nick's home computer, that is about as dumb as you get. ritard alert ritard alert! as the Kino Casino boyz would say! Criminal charges can't come quick enough!

I´ve never watched anything Redbar or dead end webcomedian related outside of this thread so I wouldn´t know who he emulates just that is very, very retarded.
i am not into the redbar model anyhow sitting around watching clips and taking 30 minutes to watch a 3 minute clip with non stop jabbering is not comedy to me.
 
I don't know if "There is actually a cop at my door" is a bit, but that's a new way to end a stream...

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If I was a drunk non-practicing lawyer I'd be sweating profusely after seeing that. Having Melton as a lackey is a piss poor idea. If Melton gets put in an interrogation room for 20 minutes alone, he is going to spill any and all of the beans.
 
I don't know if "There is actually a cop at my door" is a bit, but that's a new way to end a stream...

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he is going to look pretty stupid when one actually does show up

If I was a drunk non-practicing lawyer I'd be sweating profusely after seeing that. Having Melton as a lackey is a piss poor idea. If Melton gets put in an interrogation room for 20 minutes alone, he is going to spill any and all of the beans.
That is what most of think happened to that 50k of coke he probably squealed like the fat pig he is to the cops on whose cops it was and got off. This is different though cause he is a co conspirator and it is out there for the entire the world to see.
 
he is going to look pretty stupid when one actually does show up

That is what most of think happened to that 50k of coke he probably squealed like the fat pig he is to the cops on whose cops it was and got off. This is different though cause he is a co conspirator and it is out there for the entire the world to see.

For the love of all that is Kiwi, learn to use the fucking multi-quote function.
 
I don't know if "There is actually a cop at my door" is a bit, but that's a new way to end a stream...

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he is going to look pretty stupid when one actually does show up
tl;dr: boy who cried wolf

The thing is this faggot is always making exaggerated claims or outlandish statements then he walks it back or “ruins the bit” by saying “WHAAAAAAAT-UH??? EYE. WUZ. LYING. ITS. UH. JOKE-UHH.”

The best example is the “Nick Rekieta had access to Aaron’s Google account and he’s been feeding me Aaron’s private info for the last few months” thing. He flip flops between “I was joking, this is a comedy podcast” to “I didnt break the law and even if I did those dumb cops won’t get me”. When he says something like that, there’s no telling if he’s lying (for “comedic effect”) or if he’s actually getting a visit from a cop. He could simply have just said that because he didn’t feel like streaming anymore today.

Also I predict that if (when) he does get in legal trouble because of this, he’s going to grift his audience hard as fuck for the legal fees, and he’ll do it under the guise of “I’m a comedian and this is a suppression of free speech”. Basically the Dax + Maddox lolsuit but gayer and more petty.
 
I think this post I made in the Rekieta thread might be relevant here too:

I clipped some parts of Melton's last stream that I found interesting (regarding the possible Google account invasion debacle).

Melton and Nick hacked the fuck out of Aaron, but also they didn't (tee-hee)


Melton particularly thinks that hacking Aaron wouldn't influence Aaron's revenge porn case about Kayla.

About Aaron's Lawyer emails


Melton says that he and Nick received emails/correspondence from his lawyer.
EDIT: I misunderstood that, sorry. He's actually saying that he didn't hear/see the emails containing conversations with Aaron's lawyer. He mentions that maybe Rekieta did.

Rekieta's screenshots should terrify Aaron (totally not a threat, btw)


Taunting about more unreleased information


He taunts knowing about another Google History showing "Aaron" reading about children, then cuck porn.

 
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For the love of all that is Kiwi, learn to use the fucking multi-quote function.
haha figured it out
The thing is this faggot is always making exaggerated claims or outlandish statements then he walks it back or “ruins the bit” by saying “WHAAAAAAAT-UH??? EYE. WUZ. LYING. ITS. UH. JOKE-UHH.”

The best example is the “Nick Rekieta had access to Aaron’s Google account and he’s been feeding me Aaron’s private info for the last few months” thing. He flip flops between “I was joking, this is a comedy podcast” to “I didnt break the law and even if I did those dumb cops won’t get me”. When he says something like that, there’s no telling if he’s lying (for “comedic effect”) or if he’s actually getting a visit from a cop. He could simply have just said that because he didn’t feel like streaming anymore today.

Also I predict that if (when) he does get in legal trouble because of this, he’s going to grift his audience hard as fuck for the legal fees, and he’ll do it under the guise of “I’m a comedian and this is a suppression of free speech”. Basically the Dax + Maddox lolsuit but gayer and more petty.

Sorry guys pretty new here just learned how to do this. Just been here a few months.

Yes that is what he has done, note all the leaks he was going to do stopped, what about the graphs of Aaron's donations etc... someone (maybe a real lawyer not a drunk coke head non practicing one in Minnesota) told him to stop. He realized what he did was super duper illegal and stopped. So now it's all it's just a work, I really didn't know anything, hey I lie all the time on my show. The way he is almost egging on the cops too will piss them off and the judges as well.

Nate he did that with the Kate Meaney shit when he told his fans to rape and kill her, right away "oh that is just a joke" after a 5 minute tirade on how she is worthless and the worst person the world and saying he wants her to be gang raped by a gang of n words. And guess what he erased it from his stream as soon as it ended!

Also look at his super tips (where he uses voices and likeness of people with zero permission which btw you can't do anyone of them could sue him) or using Aaron's images on his merch, again without his permission Aaron could easily sue him for this. The guy always plays in the grey area of the law then says "oh it's just a bit!"

As for legal expenses that is what Josh Denny said Melton did with the 50k coke , all the sudden he raised a ton of money (told his fans he was moving to NY) to cover them.

The most interesting thing will be is he probably won't be able to cover Aaron or talk about him during a Trial or on Bail. So he will be in a catch 22 where he needs the money from his tard fans to fight Aaron but also can't cover the toe at all.


 
It's all making sense now, Melton is the ReviewTechUsa (RTU) of the Dabbleverse:
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