Victor Markhoff / Ana Victoria Markhoff / vvictorman_uel - Powerchair faker pooner, has every illness, allergic to Krebs cycle, bed mayo enjoyer, kicked out of house and mental hospital, constant ebeggar, applesauce heiress paid to yeet her teets

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

If it's not e.coli, it must be IBD just like she thought it must be before! There are no other explanations available.

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Someone notices that Victoria's buddy Jermaine's grift is always the same and Victoria lashes out.

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I wonder, is she also friends with that Gypsy kid who lives in every major metro area in the USA and needs a bone marrow transplant around Christmas each year?

 

[Muskcarpone]

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She really will try to be anything but German or white.

On one hand, I'd like to go to New York and scream into her face: " You are none of these things! DU BIST DEUTSCH, DU SCHEIẞBLÖDE KUH! " (translated: you're German, you dumb-as-shit cow).

On the other hand, if I were to scream at her, I would have to inhale her smell at some point, so I probably won't.

 

[Greedy Fly]

why doesn't she break her own leg or something similar?

Mind you, she will start breaking bones if she doesn't lay off the prednisone, we've seen that happen to munchies in the main thread before.

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

Someone notices that Victoria's buddy Jermaine's grift is always the same and Victoria lashes out.

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"live in reality...like in real life...with my friend...since he's someone I know... in real life. got it"

Just like she "knew" that Tinu person "in real life", no doubt.

 

[Ann Berlin]

Reminder that Tinu died of cancer related issues, not COVID. Vicky's just into the COVID narrative because she can make this rando's death relate back to her WWI masked ass self and how people are licherally killing her by not masking.

She's fuggin sick, just not physically.

 

[Breadbear]

If it's not e.coli, it must be IBD just like she thought it must be before! There are no other explanations available.

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Someone notices that Victoria's buddy Jermaine's grift is always the same and Victoria lashes out.

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I don't know if wheelchairs are "always covered," I doubt electric wheelchairs are, but I can believe he has a problem with his electric wheelchair. Those fuckers are always breaking down.
What I don't believe is that it only costs $2500 for a new one.

 

[prolific_mango]

Isn’t he the one she was supposed to stay with when she moved to NYC but then he paid for her to sleep at a hotel?

Anyways. More and more convinced there is a fetish element to this.


Imagine you are a nurse and this creature decides they are going to force you to participate in their little show AND that person decides to punish you by doing a colonoscopy prep into a commode. AND they are “touch starved” which certainly has nothing to do with her hospital trips





Edit: this all seems like some plan to punish the meany nurses who don’t think she is sick

 

[Breadbear]

Oh, poor thing, I never could have imagined that colonoscopy prep was unpleasant.

 

[Adventarius]

What surprises me more is the complete absence of any anaphylactic reaction. It is as if there had never been a real allergy to bowel prep at all. Wonders will never cease, I guess.

 

[behindyourightnow]

Edit: this all seems like some plan to punish the meany nurses who don’t think she is sick

That or a male nurse came on shift and touch-starved Victoria suddenly coincidentally couldn't poop on the toilet anymore.

Either way, Victoria is in "other people forced to wipe my ass" heaven and her parents' insurance is paying for it all.

From what I recall her mom is actually Italian-Uruguayayayayan but Vicky never wanted to claim it until this current insurance shooter meme got hot. Hilariously predictable. Also feck off, micks don't want your fake "solidarity," Vicks Vaporub.

Luckily no one but Kiwi Farms even bothers to keep track of her ancestry stories or they might as how her mother's side can be fully Italian and fully descended from an Uruguayan native tribe.

 

[GloriousScarf]

NOOOO Victoria, you're deathly allergic to electrolytes REMEMBER????

 

[Muskcarpone]

Luckily no one but Kiwi Farms even bothers to keep track of her ancestry stories or they might as how her mother's side can be fully Italian and fully descended from an Uruguayan native tribe.

Reminds me of Bender from Futurama who consists of 40% Zinc, 40% Titanium, 30% Iron, 40% Dolomite, 40% Lead, 40% empty, 40% back and a 0.04% Nickel impurity. If you add up her ethnicities, she might even exceed his total sum of parts.

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

What a fuss to make over something as simple as bowel prep.
I'm sure the colonoscopy itself will be even more dramatic, there's no way that it will be uneventful.

Prediction: She will claim she needed double the sedation, "they had to give me fentanyl!" and she was in such agony they had to stop the procedure and couldn't finish and she'll have to come back at a later date.

 

[glioblastoma multiforme]

AND they are “touch starved”

Even if I liked Victoria as a person, I wouldn't touch her.

Also now that some of her illnesses are infectious, no one can be expected to risk it. I know she'd understand, being immunocompromised and all.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Something about the phrase "touch starved" makes my skin crawl. It instantly kills any sympathy I would have had for the loneliest of sadsack. Surely there has to be a better way to express the same sentiment.

Or better yet, stop yapping about it and just go pay for a massage or something like a normal creep.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Imagine you are a nurse and this creature decides they are going to force you to participate in their little show AND that person decides to punish you by doing a colonoscopy prep into a commode. AND they are “touch starved” which certainly has nothing to do with her hospital trips

Victoria does get grudging points for not demanding they place an NG tube for the prep since she absolutely cawn't handle drinking it.

controversial poop opinion: bowel prep output is copious, but the easiest kind of poop to clean up, especially the further the prep gets. It'll rinse out of the commode bucket in a jiffy, and if they didn't have the bed Chux'd up they will now. Probably better than whatever intricate and lengthy ambulation ritual Victoria demands to get to the bathroom.

 

[House of Carrots]

Something about the phrase "touch starved" makes my skin crawl. It instantly kills any sympathy I would have had for the loneliest of sadsack. Surely there has to be a better way to express the same sentiment.

Or better yet, stop yapping about it and just go pay for a massage or something like a normal creep.

Victoria is both touch starved (ew!) but also a totally sexy sex-having sex-positive person who can definitely teach the United Heath killer about kinky hot back pain non-abled queer sex.

Yeah, I dont buy it. They are both incels.

 

[Tragon Dirtle]

They are both incels.

If you mean the killer, he was bi, look at his former muscular selfies and he was definitely plowing through grindr before the back pain. It was losing that that drove him mental. I still like his choice of target though.

 

[House of Carrots]

Sorry for double post, I forgot to add the relevant image. She also retweeted a bunch of similar posts.

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

On the other hand- I am really, really glad that she didn't have the chance to send the poor dude thirsty messages.