Careercow Alyssa Mercante / beerandfeminism / kombitchaTEArex / High Heeled Gamer / hayy GIRL hayy / uhLyssa15 - From failed sex worker to failed clickbait journalist. A far-left racist narcissistic abusive smug feminazi. Stalks her targets and their families, DEI & SBI activist, alcoholic junkie, threatens gamers & YouTubers to public fights and then lawsuits.

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Frosted Snowflakes said:
Alyssa is live on Twitch, putting on makeup for The Game Awards. She doesn't sound depressed and crying a river today.
EDIT: Her stream was nothing but dressing up and getting ready for The Game Awards, acting like she's a very happy camper when earlier ago she's acting all depressed and sad that she's being "harassed" and can't wait to sue Smash JT and blah blah blah. But I did manage to take screenshots.
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She got her attention she wanted and will be the darling who owned the chuds in her little social circle tonight. That's why she's currently manic.

Wonder if they'll be as nice to her after SmashJT subpoenas all of them to find out what she told them about him, if she sucked any of their dicks, and what STIs they got from her?
 
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"Abloo abloo I've been documenting my harassment for 9 months, come watch my sad mini-documentary where I record myself crying like a Tiktok teenager"
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"Nine months?" "It's been a week"? Dude, you change your hair more often than your underwear, no way in hell you started making those totally-organic melodramatic sob videos anywhere near nine months ago.
This is what she looked like around the end of March:
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Obvious darker brunette hair. [A]
Going by her own Twitter [A], she didn't dye her hair until around mid-July (so 5 months ago or so at most). It also looks shorter (to me at least) and she has a different style than what's shown in her Oscar-bait performative short film, but I don't feel like checking:
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So, those videos were filmed a couple of months ago at best, clearly around the time she was preparing for the suit. Could this cluster B nutcase go a single day without lying? It's such a stupid and unnecessary lie, too. I guess she could say she never actually said those videos were filmed over the nine months she was "monitoring her harassment", but still there's no need to throw more obvious bullshit into the pile by making such disingenuous implications.
 
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Smash JT is a bit of a cringy motherfucker, but he doesn't deserve getting assfucked by the slow and prodding legal system. The harpy did it out of spite and to waste his money and time, she may think she can win, she can't but what matters is all of the stupid shit JT will have to do to stay on top of the lawsuit and not fuck himself with negligence.

He needs a profesional lawyer for this, that always files things on time, is laser focused and doesn't waste his time shooting the shit with drunk friends. I know a guy called Ty Beard...
 
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Dave Rivera, Alyssa Mercante's top-simp, is angry that Smash JT is raising money for lawyer fees and he thinks that anyone gives him money is a fool, but it's okay if you give money to Alyssa Mercante. And how does he know how Smash JT and his wife's jobs? Was he doxxing?
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And Dave Rivera finally has his own Kiwi Farms thread. "LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" THAT, assbagged!
 
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Armor King said:
Now watch as he hires a Ty Beard type of retard lawyer and fumbles what should an open and shut case.
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He already has a jew lawyer.
Its basically over already.

"Your honor, I am a jew and this sex worker is a raging antisemite, you must therefore dismiss the lulsuit!"
 
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Frosted Snowflakes said:
Over $17K raised so far, and he made a video.


One of her rings was a gift from her great grandmother. And one of her rings is from her high school.
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A half hour after your post and he's at $23,000. It's kind of amazing how lawfare has changed in the past few years. Back in the day something like this would be enough to scare some youtuber to back down, even if it was just an attempt to bankrupt someone.

Now people like this can toss up a gofundme and there's enough people willing to just bankroll this sort of thing. If she tries to sue the farms I'm sure, despite having a war chest already, could probably raise a similar amount of money in about the same amount of time.
 
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Mr. Manchester said:
A half hour after your post and he's at $23,000. It's kind of amazing how lawfare has changed in the past few years. Back in the day something like this would be enough to scare some youtuber to back down, even if it was just an attempt to bankrupt someone.

Now people like this can toss up a gofundme and there's enough people willing to just bankroll this sort of thing. If she tries to sue the farms I'm sure, despite having a war chest already, could probably raise a similar amount of money in about the same amount of time.
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She wouldn't dare. The baby killer fears the KIWI BVLL.
 
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This much.
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Well I guess its gonna come down to who's the most oppressed, the most stereotypical shylock nose having yamaka wearing jew vs a gross tranny (redundant, I know) larping as a lawyer. With how jewish this guy is you'll think SmashJT wins the case in such a spectacular fashion, that Alyssa gets sentenced to being deported to Gaza to serve as a meatshield for the IDF.
 
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Just gotta make sure SmashJT is very transparent about where the money goes. That's where the lolcows happen if he doesn't explain what goes where, but he seems like a pretty well adjusted guy. But then again, anyone seems well adjusted compared to this cunt.

I just find it funny that these BPD chucklefucks are going against the most stereotypical representation of a Jewish lawyer who's resume basically has more years of experience than these three faggots combined.

Ron's probably looking at this lolsuit and going "Why did they even try?"
 
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Why are her arms so fat in comparision to her stomach?
Is this shapewear, shitty fat distribution genetics, us-american cuisine or did she get a liposuction? Because those sure as shit aren't muscles.
 
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Armor King said:
Well I guess its gonna come down to who's the most oppressed, the most stereotypical shylock nose having yamaka wearing jew vs a gross tranny (redundant, I know) larping as a lawyer. With how jewish this guy is you'll think SmashJT wins the case in such a spectacular fashion, that Alyssa gets sentenced to being deported to Gaza to serve as a meatshield for the IDF.
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Dude's not a fly-by-night lawyer like Rackets for sure. He's actually won a case defending an Asian musical group named "The Slants"' right to register a trademark, I think. i.e. he's had stuff that actually reached past the local courts to Federal Court:


I'd much rather be friends with this guy than those 30-something man/woman/womxynchildren that Mercunte hangs around.
 
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Meeting with a fashion victim. Send our condolences to this bozo please.
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A potent combination of smugness at knowing she's not dressed like an embarrassing nightmare making her the best dressed in frame by accident, combined with not so silent judging of the sagginess-elemental's visible poor life choices observed just seconds earlier.
 
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Frosted Snowflakes said:
Dave Rivera, Alyssa Mercante's top-simp, is angry that Smash JT is raising money for lawyer fees and he thinks that anyone gives him money is a fool, but it's okay if you give money to Alyssa Mercante. And how does he know how Smash JT and his wife's jobs? Was he doxxing?
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And Dave Rivera finally has his own Kiwi Farms thread. "LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" THAT, assbagged!
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Seething broke nigger alarm
 
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