Disaster This $800 Emotional Support Robot for Kids Will Soon Be Bricked—Without Refunds - Taking your money and traumatizing your autistic kids



Startup Embodied is closing down, and its product, an $800 robot for kids ages 5 to 10, will soon be bricked.

Embodied blamed its closure on a failed “critical funding round." On its website, it explained:

We had secured a lead investor who was prepared to close the round. However, at the last minute, they withdrew, leaving us with no viable options to continue operations. Despite our best efforts to secure alternative funding, we were unable to find a replacement in time to sustain operations.
The company didn’t provide further details about the pulled funding. Embodied’s previous backers have included Intel Capital, Toyota AI Ventures, Amazon Alexa Fund, Sony Innovation Fund, and Vulcan Capital, but we don't know who the lead investor mentioned above is.


When it first announced Moxie in April 2020, Embodied described the robot as a “safe and engaging animate companion for children designed to help promote social, emotional, and cognitive development.” It advertised play built around “best practices in child development and early childhood education”; changing weekly themes, like empathy, friendship, and respect; and activities like meditation, reading, and drawing with the bot.

But soon, none of those features will be available, making the pricey children’s toy virtually useless. According to Embodied, Moxie can’t perform core functionality without cloud connectivity. Worse, owners apparently have an uncertain and limited amount of time until the devices are bricked. Per Embodied:

We don’t know the exact date when services will cease. It is likely to happen within days. However, we are exploring options to keep Moxie operational for as long as possible, although we cannot provide any guarantees.

Since Embodied marketed Moxie as a companion and development toy for children, there’s concern about kids potentially suffering an emotional toll after the robot abruptly becomes inoperable. Embodied has responded by promising to provide a guide for telling children about Moxie's demise. Online, however, customers are already sharing videos of their sad kids learning that their robot friend will stop playing with them, as Axios pointed out.

In addition to the robot being bricked, Embodied noted that warranties, repair services, the corresponding parent app and guides, and support staff will no longer be accessible.

“Unable to Offer Refunds”​

Embodied said it is “unable” to offer most Moxie owners refunds due to its “financial situation and impending dissolution.” The potential exception is for people who bought a Moxie within 30 days. For those customers, Embodied said that “if the company or its assets are sold, we will do our best to prioritize refunds for purchases," but it emphasized that this is not a guarantee.

The startup also acknowledged complications for those who acquired the expensive robot through a third-party lender. Embodied advised such customers to contact their lender, but it’s possible that some will end up paying interest on a toy that no longer works.

Embodied said it’s looking for another company to buy Moxie. Should that happen, the new company will receive Embodied customer data and determine how it may use it, according to Embodied’s terms of service. Otherwise, Embodied said it “securely” erases user data “in accordance with our privacy policy and applicable law,” which includes deleting personally identifiable information from Embodied systems.

Another Smart Gadget Bites the Dust​

Currently, there’s some hope that Moxies can be resurrected. Things look grim for Moxie owners, but we’ve seen failed smart device companies, like Insteon, be resurrected before. It's also possible that someone will release of an open-source version of the product, like the one made for Spotify Car Thing, which Spotify officially bricked today.

But the short-lived, expensive nature of Moxie is exactly why some groups, like right-to-repair activists, are pushing the Federal Trade Commission to more strongly regulate smart devices, particularly when it comes to disclosure and commitments around software support. With smart gadget makers trying to determine how to navigate challenging economic landscapes, the owners of various types of smart devices—from AeroGarden indoor gardening systems to Snoo bassinets—have had to deal with the consequences, including broken devices and paywalled features. Last month, the FTC noted that smart device manufacturers that don’t commit to software support may be breaking the law.

For Moxie owners, disappointment doesn’t just come from wasted money and e-waste creation but also from the pain of giving a child a tech “companion” to grow with and then have it suddenly taken away.


 
Embodied has responded by promising to provide a guide for telling children about Moxie's demise. Online, however, customers are already sharing videos of their sad kids learning that their robot friend will stop playing with them, as Axios pointed out.
YOU ARE LITERALLY BREAKING KIDS HEARTS RIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS YOU SICK FUCKS
 
Since Embodied marketed Moxie as a companion and development toy for children, there’s concern about kids potentially suffering an emotional toll after the robot abruptly becomes inoperable. Embodied has responded by promising to provide a guide for telling children about Moxie's demise. Online, however, customers are already sharing videos of their sad kids learning that their robot friend will stop playing with them, as Axios pointed out
For Moxie owners, disappointment doesn’t just come from wasted money and e-waste creation but also from the pain of giving a child a tech “companion” to grow with and then have it suddenly taken away.
The parents did this to the kids. They let them get attached to some retarded smart device instead of having them socialize with other kids or spend time with them. I will be amazed if these kids don't end up being addicted to "AI" chatbots in their preteens or before. Never learning to take "no" or slight disagreements personal and to extreme levels.

I'm starting to think Tom's position from Innotech has a chance of coming back in the next decade or so.
 
Always nice to see a feel-good story about malinvestment being flushed away.

If these kids need an $800 robot for "emotional support" they need a hard reality check and fast, doubly so if they're emotionally harmed by the soulless machine being shut down. It's a rare situation when I need to tell children to grow the fuck up but this is one of them. I knew machines were nothing but that back when Dr. Sbaitso was freaking out my mom in 1993.

Go outside and help Dad clear the driveway.
 
I initially felt kind of bad for the little speds, then I saw a picture of this awful thing:
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Thing is downright cursed. Looks like a magical bolt of lightning brought something from mommy's sock drawer to life. They and the world are truly better off without Moxie.
 
I initially felt kind of bad for the little speds, then I saw a picture of this awful thing:
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Thing is downright cursed. Looks like a magical bolt of lightning brought something from mommy's sock drawer to life. They and the world are truly better off without Moxie.
I hate the fucking chink design most of all. Disgusting Oriental trash, there's probably some horror story in this whole situation when I try to destroy one and it turns out it's Erich Honecker's soul in one of them or something.

Actually that is a great plot for a comedy-horror short story. I wish I'd devoted my talents to writing instead of law and accounting.
 
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Doomed to die and find the Blue Fairy I guess.

I guess it's sad, but sadder that these parents thought this was a solution to their autismo child socializing. She (and no doubt countess others) were becoming unhealthy dependent on it. I'd rather be alone and in my own thoughts but have self awareness than be deluded into thinking an inanimate object or chat program had emotions and sentience. This will happen to adults too, and they will lose their grip on reality.

This robbit has one last lesson to teach her. Hopefully she and her parents learn it.
 
I initially felt kind of bad for the little speds, then I saw a picture of this awful thing:
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Thing is downright cursed. Looks like a magical bolt of lightning brought something from mommy's sock drawer to life. They and the world are truly better off without Moxie.
The face looks very Chinese, made me think of this
 
So it can't do anything at all without cloud connectivity? Then what's inside it worth $800? If it's basically just an Alexa inside a plastic shell that looks like a demon from Chinese folklore that sells children to Mongols, what could possibly make it so valuable?

Or, more likely, does it just have some Pajeetcore code in it that makes it refuse to work without regular subscription checks and they forgot to code in an EOL function that lets it work without phoning home?
 
I kinda feel sorry for the kids. If they're autistic then it's for them to get fucked up with things like this but the parents should be tarred and feathered and left in a pillory. Outsourcing even basic love and affection to a dumb chink plastic matroshka doll is peak retardation and that dumb nigger of a father recording his kid crying and acting all sad about it with the pathetic stock music is so beyond. It's the worst of autism mommy blogging of yesteryear mixed with influencer brainrot.
 
I kinda feel sorry for the kids. If they're autistic then it's for them to get fucked up with things like this but the parents should be tarred and feathered and left in a pillory.
This best sums up my initial thoughts on this. From someone I know who teaches in a school for autistic students, they get absolutely fucked up when their familiar routine is interrupted; bricking these "robots" will likely do just that. However, I cant help feeling the parents who bought these things tried to cut corners by buying a relatively cheap $800 fancy toy versus using the money towards something else that would give their kids stability, structure, and mental stimulation without relying on a device that requires an internet connection and an operating company on the other end.

It also bolsters the belief that parents today would rather let electronic devices babysit their kids and do the parenting for them no matter how risky or dangerous that may be -- more-so with autistic children.
 
This best sums up my initial thoughts on this. From someone I know who teaches in a school for autistic students, they get absolutely fucked up when their familiar routine is interrupted; bricking these "robots" will likely do just that. However, I cant help feeling the parents who bought these things tried to cut corners by buying a relatively cheap $800 fancy toy versus using the money towards something else that would give their kids stability, structure, and mental stimulation without relying on a device that requires an internet connection and an operating company on the other end.

It also bolsters the belief that parents today would rather let electronic devices babysit their kids and do the parenting for them no matter how risky or dangerous that may be -- more-so with autistic children.
It's appalling how many parents don't want to do their jobs. Not just the un-fun parts like changing diapers or enforcing rules, but simply playing with your kid outside. What kind of person wouldn't want to do that?
 
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