Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[boxybum]

If she goes on Lolcowqueens then this shit is over. What Keemstar doesn't get is you can't force the Lolcow onto a person. They are a Lolcow because of who they are. If she is a host she will be even more fake and lame than she already is.

 

[Hellion]

I realized what she means by "living room onion looking women"

Spoiler: It's like looking in a mirror for her

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Come on, that's not realistic.

....That couch should be broken.

 

[Clusterfuckk2]

Talking about shit boy looooool.
Maybe cutie will get the bitch slap she deserves

 

[Thankgodimnot]

Chantal not only asked Wings for money for her appearance, she asked Linx, an assistant for Keem, for money as well

I love that for her. Only after being denoid dinars, is she suddenly throwing tearless toddler tantrums & blocking the lot of them.

She has no intention of fixing herself, and once there is space to get her help, she will have talked Salah round and convinced him she doesn’t need to go- see the diabetes classes for an example of this in action

And just like he didn't bother forcing her to do the Beetus classes, back when Doctor-ordered months and months ago, he ain't pushing her to do this either. Promising to do it is a typical. meager attempt on her part to keep him at her soid. He's a bitch ass bitch boy so there wil be no "laying down the (new) law/rules" Fuck no.
He doesn't care enough to hold her to it. He just wants his adoring fans to know that she said she's doing something about it,

Even if you had the money or the wherewithal to follow through on this, are you sure you want to keep talking about your unkempt blowhole on the record?

Right..? as gross and gossipy the chunk va-joyna pic is, instead of using soilence or refusing to discuss, or even bringing in a distraction (Sally's brown Chuck-sucking), her IMPULSIVE NATURE and DESOIR TO BE THE CENTER OF ATTN, wins out. Every. Fucking. Glorious. Time.

(quoted from Clotso Coof): "Chins is focusing as hard as she can on the vag pic complaint for two reasons. She thinks it's her most sympathetic complaint about the podcast, at least from her VIBs perspective. And she's trying to distract from all the talking and giggling she did about Salah's shit fetish."

Yep. I wish the drama and hype would've been about Poopchoker's Fulltime Fecal Funtime habit, not the worn-out (heh) va-joyna pic. JFC. How does a new group of viewers skim over THAT?! One is way more disgusting and hilarious than the other. Especially for those of us who have long since SEEN the gray clam when she posted it years ago

I kinda wish they'd just let it go instead of milking it for drama coin only because a lack of attention bothers her just as much if not more than the current controversy.

That would've been the ultimate soul crusher for her. But I guess KS needs to make his income and he (correctly) assumes this will bring it in. She should stop bitching since it's bringing her more views and dirty dinars.

I think he doesn't want to be embarrassed by her, but he doesn't care about her in the way she wants us to believe

Agreed. ...& That's why he's holding on to the charade for dear life. He knows he's a skinny, puffy -bearded, incel car accident-dick goober; he's ok with having to pay for sex, as
1) that's all he's ever (or WILL ever) get/gotten.
2) His bush hog roommate pays for each tryst
He's repulsed by her, but he doesn't have to touch her, and she's happy just snorting gravy and yelling "BAEEEE!!!" Therefore, hes the king sultan playboy in his sped dingleberry of a mind: he's scored himself a shiny new car, "fun money," a bigger sand shack, & teenage boy's lifefestyle of video games all day and no job....AND!!!!!-adoration from her beezers anytime he cameos with an eyebrow raise & a hyuck-hyuck. ... oh, he's in it no matter what.... Canada be damned.

Cutie drank up and grew too large and smoked with the Caterpillar. The Cheshire Cat has been spayed and keeps grinning at Kiwi Farms

I'm just quoting this bc I love the poetics of it. Very nice

So he thinks taking her to therapy to deal with her anger issues is the solution. It won't be any more effective than trying to get her to stop cursing online, restricting her fast food, buying her the treadmill, or getting her to go to the diabetes clinic.

Just like alllll the promises of "fixing" her in the past. No Beetus classes. No doiet. And even when Salah PAID his precious fuck-around money, boying her the treadmill, nah. She smoiled coyly and did the short-stunted "no" baby talk at him. He must love that. Cuz it gets her out every time.
It's just another way shes using and exploiting his Retarded "faith" that she's gonna do something positive this toim.

Obviously, Salah is with her for the money, but he is nothing more than her paid caretaker, and he earns every cent

Damn right he does.
Thats one of the few great things about this arc. How much garbage he gets to deal with, daily; the swamp odor, the baby talk, the toddler tantrums at top decibel at 3 am for oice cream... the lines he has to memorize and say on video or type into chat.. having to pretend to love her while she's literally touching his arm it's glorious.

Someday they'll break up, then Chins will claim she was the abused wife who was forced to pay all the bills by her sexily dominant villian husband.

She'll DEFINITELY play victim. However imo, I don't think she'll accuse him of being sexually dominant, I think she'll use the FUCK out of his rape fetish and poop-choking kink, & how that caused strife in their "intimate" life (ofcourse we know, the most intimate thing that's happened in >2 years is his heavy pinch of her basketball cheeks, a touch so rare, as each time she leans into his pinch, closes her oys in ecstasy, and blushes like a schoolgirl.
In the first week, there may have been an attempt at ... intercourse but it wouldn't/didn't work. And i doubt she attempted anything oral..she said she "doesn't do that " (which doesn't mean shit) (and which she'd go back on in an instant, so long as a FOOTLONG of the sub kind was promised upon successful completion) (I'm sorry!!)

This is what I look forward to, it keeps me from becoming a sad double-neck-Gibson playing goblin

Just here to say hell yeah, got a few gibsons myself .... foodie has no idea what she's missing when she says hobbies are dumb.

Brags about how she’s “still here” despite predictions of being arrested or deported

That's for now. And anyway, what good is being "still here," when your quality and conditions of life are.. THAT.
Again: isolated, no friends (at 40!!!), family doesn't give two red shits, while life is a lie, poop-choker rapist husband who won't touch you/(NOW who's an incel, gunt?) and broke as a joke with no savings, and a future of homelessness and poverty if (WHEN) your roommate kicks you out. She can brag all she wants about not being deported. Her life is abysmal and embarassing on her BEST day.

Bitch is just upset that the men on the stream were less than impressed and didn't find her attractive

Yes! Rejection (ESPECIALLY from men!) is her kryptonite. It sends her into a psychotic fury every time. Partly b/c never told no as a kid, and refuses therapy to fix that, and partly b/c of the remoinder of the tomato throwers. The incident from high school that she said makes her hate humanity.
Don't reject Guntie!!!

Depends on which little parts they pick. If Keem tosses up that part where she was flipping out about the evil rich Canadian colonizers wanting relish on their burger it might go the other way

I doubt he'd bring that part up. So boring. Especially in the face of the MAIN EVENT that is Cuba Rage.

Don't think her channel will be up much longer. YouTube can't turn a blind eye to that one. She literally said she hates everyone

YouTube don't gaf, fren. This has been proven over and over.
It's normal to think she'd be punished for her disgusting behavior and sewage vocabulary, plus...other stuff... but no. YouTube says: It is what it is.

I guarantee this is an insult that Salah likes to use when he's mad at the gunt.

The living room onion? No it was just Chantal trying to call women who message PoopChunk ugly, by holding up an onion b/c it was within trotter reach.

scuba cap tightly afixed to her bowling ball as her chins desperately try to escape.

This remoinded me of that pic of her from the LCL stream, (the one that Phat Cow made a doll replicating, with her head way back and the double footlong neck)... Gunt Marie HAS no neck. So how tf did that pic trick the eye to make it seem so? We've all seen that her shoulders come up to her ears, and there's no neck.. just really weird to see that angle

Oh, he grasps it (see his messages to Kaibella). He just doesn't phrase things the same way she does, which his how we can tell that Chins is ghostwriting for him.

Agree. He knows/can read and understand more than she thinks or says he can. It was retarded of her to admit that she "glossed over" what happened on LCL.
OfCOURSE poo-touchers and VIBs will be messaging him left and right to try to show him the footage.
Whether he received clips, or looked it up himself, (and as goofy as poopslurp is)Id be SHOCKED if he hasn't seen it for himself by now.

Long post apology/thread tax:
Member this, folks?

 

[Botchy Galoop]

I have been grinning like a fool.
I don't know about you all, but I think FFG and Yaba were pretty entertaining.
Was there lies told? Yep
Truth told?
Also yes.

 

[ExplodedWhale]

She keeps going on and on about how her entire past is wiped out by her conversion to Islam, and how she's still learning to be modest because she's a new convert.

I just want to say that it's not entirely impossible for western women to learn to be modest.

Actually, more than not, western women also dress and act modestly lmao.

She's always been uncivilized trash, no matter where she is in the world.

Anyway, I hope FFG and Yaba don't disappoint on this. They probably will though. Edit: It's over, apparently. Tell me they didn't disappoint lmao.

 

[-Jack-]

If doesn’t live stream for the next couple days it’s a visa run. Doubtful it’s Canada now because she would have made an excuse up. Could it be one if the reasons she got her international driving license too? To drive over border?

 

[Random Internet Person]

I knew Alaa would pop in on this live.

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Someone asked Alaa if Salah is going to Canada and this is his response.

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I hope Al provides receipts for these claims. It’s easy to cash in dunking on Chantal.

 

[Munchin' on Some Grindage]

t's over, apparently. Tell me they didn't disappoint lmao.

I don't think they disappointed. It was pretty funny to see them quite surprised at what they had to say about her.

I'm sure the hog was screaming at Salah's laptop screen the whole time.

 

[Nikita]

FFG just sabotaged Cutie's LolCow Queens opportunity. I'm gagged!

Edited for wording

 

[Clusterfuckk2]

Yaba was more entertaining than FFG and made it more lighthearted and funny. Love her or hate her, Yaba has a niche for the cutie market

 

[CarbieDoll2]

I actually liked FFG on the show, she was informative and straitght forward. Yaba was pretty funny too but she went more for the whole shit show throwing rando Cutie lore.

Gotta say, seeing the dudes finding out about all this shit was great.

ETA: Did anyone catch her 5$ superchat? Wings read it towards the end and it appatently said "All of you will face the wrath of Allah. I cast demons to torment thee. Allah smite them all"

 

[Clotso Coof]

Chantal will lose her mind. Kaibella, Yaba and FFG took their turns trashing the shit out of Chantal and Salah.

Gotta say, seeing the dudes finding out about all this shit was great.

Their reaction to someone saying Tear Drop's husband eats fast food out of restaurant trash cans was great. Then when the warring sides of Gorl World reactors started fighting with each other via 20 dollar superchats, the men were like "WTF"?

 

[goddessalthena]

In a way I'm glad they didn't dig REALLY deep into her lore. No cat shit, no talking about Cuba rage, I think they were smart (FFG & Yaba) for not doing a Gunt dump on them. I hope there is installments on this.

Gunt, who is trying REALLY hard to be the pious potato and not doing lives for awhile (rule #1), who has done this skit plenty of times during Crackhead Olympics, who would never come back to lives - I expect a stream tomorrow or the weekend.

Sand-nig Peetz HAS to be fuming mad at Gunt right now - and we know Gunt is absolutely gas-lighting the dummy. Will he leave her? I'm on the fence. In one way that's his cash cow, his "ticket to Canada". In another way, he's piping mad and his family name at this point is a fucking spearhead missile heading straight for Kuwait. I'm not really sure when his rubber band will snap, but for now he's cozy in a 'beautiful" apartment with a new car-bomb about to detonate, and the money. He's also retarded, and I can't quite put my finger on it if there's another reason he's staying.

Maybe he's now afraid of the backlash Gunt will do if he indeed does leave her? Perhaps he saw, and seeing exactly who she is right now. Perhaps Gunt is using her "university degree" English on him and giving him the run around. Either way, the cockroach deserved this - and we deserve this. Now we wait for the seeth-and-rage to begin.

 

[Jizzrag]

Of course FFG and Yaba didn’t cam up. I hope they’re not invited back unless they do. But with the superchats flowing I’m sure they will.

I wish the reactors wasn’t on, the eventual rage would have been much more fun if Chantal had to rage at the men and Kiabella. Now it’s gonna be yet another reactor rage, yawn.

 

[lol cow supreme]

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If doesn’t live stream for the next couple days it’s a visa run. Doubtful it’s Canada now because she would have made an excuse up. Could it be one if the reasons she got her international driving license too? To drive over border?

Shecant handle the pressure of a live with feedback after all this, but she knows shits hot right now and videos will get some clicks. There's still a few days left of the pre-christmas adsense bonanza to cash in on.

 

[Clotso Coof]

Sand-nig Peetz HAS to be fuming mad at Gunt right now - and we know Gunt is absolutely gas-lighting the dummy. Will he leave her?

No, because he'll lose his beloved car and have to get a job.

If Salah had any pride or any ambition, he never would have "married" her. He chose to associate his name with hers to the world at large and lived with her at least part time for two years. He'll never really live that down with his friends, and his father has got to be humiliated. His Arab honor is wrecked.

Shecant handle the pressure of a live with feedback after all this,

They want her on Lolcow Queens, the new show, as a guest. They made that really clear. But she'll chicken out even if she initially agrees because she can't take the heat after this.

As for her own lives: We'll get some big bad gangsta Scuba Steve livestream rages in a couple days (or sooner). Get ready for pinkies, red lipstick and shisha smoke.

 

[Clusterfuckk2]

Tear Drop's husband eats fast food out of restaurant trash cans

I actually laughed so hard at that part.
I wonder if what Wings said was true about her YT income. How tf is she managing their bills on 700 usd a month? That’s fucking wild if true.

 

[Stroppy Trollop]

I thought FFGullet was a bit weak. Especially because she's always guns blazing and screaming and swearing during her reacts. This was the perfect opportunity for her to go whole hog and yet she seemed almost subdued... or maybe she's just a blowhard and when the spot light is on her she turns into a little bitch? Who does that remind you of? In stark contrast, I think Yaba had just the right mix of goofball charm, true facts and shit-talk. I don't follow Yaba because of the ridiculous antics of her clinically insane wife so hearing her take was enjoyable enough.

Mostly though, those dudes are boring as hell. As a wizened crone, I've had my fill of mediocre white men droning on and pontificating with zero wit. Or, it's just a niche sector I'm not familiar with and therefore, don't really give a rat's ass?

Speaking of rat's asses, I think Salad is pissed and trying to throw his weight around but since he's also a little bitch, it's not going to have much of an effect on Cutie. Chantal doesn't feel embarrassment or humiliation so those tears were strictly crocodile. Luckily enough, some person named Grace Thorp (?) opened her yap and fed Chins some shit to parrot. Chantal used to do this with Peetz. He'd spew his opinions and Chantal would agree and adopt them as her own. So, of course Chins is now the victim and those big meanies on the LolCow show are to blame for everything. Convenient. Meanwhile, she asked them for cash behind the scenes. Gorl.

Here's what I think will happen next for Chantal: Nothing.
Ol' Greasy will slide right on through this latest self-created fiasco unharmed and unfazed AND!!! she will have learned nothing. After this latest visa run, she'll be back with turds'n'rice and grocery hauls. This Kuwait arc will go on until she dies or they deport her.

 

[Shocked and Horrified]

I wish Shitstain would go on the panel to defend himself and his sweet wife. I know, that's asking for too much.