My dude, you'll be a confirmed normie, lock stock and barrel, within fifteen minutes of the first time you manage to have ordinary sex with a consenting adult female, mark my words. You'll go for the whole package and never look back.
As someone's already mentioned, you're decent-looking and presentable. You display reasonable verbal proficiency. You're capable of being courteous and responding to courtesy. Unlike say Marjan there is nothing from keeping you from full societal integration except for your commitment to edgelordery and bullshit. Come back a year from now and tell me I was wrong.
ETA: I don't believe you've ever fucked a dog, or tried to. I think you're laughing your ass off at how easily bated people are, though.