Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[anliteralidiot]

But what if Clint hadn't taken away the double down from KFC...

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I'm not even gonna front about it toobz, kinda wish the boy would go live with a bottle and rant about shit. Feels like the channel has been running on empty for quite some time and there's really nothing there anymore. Imagine the money he could make from a couple hours live with DTTS activated. Dude is deep in the negative from ludicrous door dash orders and cant even figure out how to monetize 100k subscribers. What a goof.

His most popular recent video was the Warlord one, he could definitely get some $ if he goes live but he's TOO SCARED.

These shitty "food reviews" are getting a few thousand views each and dropping.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Let’s be honest, most people watch to see him drink a bunch of booze. Majority hope he starts saying crazy shit, has a meltdown, or gets so blind drunk he’s falling down and fighting inanimate objects.

Papa Nips must have really came down hard after the whole BPD disorder whore and minor shotgun under the chin incident. Top it off, Cobes is one of laziest fuckers in the planet and so you have a new normal of shitty pre-recorded videos with no spontaneous content.

We are now in the slow Death Arc Saga

 

[fukkit]

Ordering dennys for every meal TMDWU

 

[Baby Cakes]

But what if Clint hadn't taken away the double down from KFC...

Then Puff wouldn't have ended up in a group home.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Estimated doordash total for this one is insane.
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They also charged him a premium of $16 over the menu prices.

$3 extra on the crab cakes, $6 on the ribs, and $6 on the Mac & Cheese (it's a free side in-restaurant ). Talk about a tard tax.

 

[funscape]

Ordering dennys for every meal TMDWU

Their food also sucks. Greasy slop made from frozen ingredients and their gravy is a powder mix. Perfect for Cobes though I guess

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Their food also sucks. Greasy slop made from frozen ingredients and their gravy is a powder mix. Perfect for Cobes though I guess

Also the absolute closest place to him for DoorDash.

I used to like Denny's but haven't been there since 2019. Sounds like absolute garbage now.

 

[Negev]

Also the absolute closest place to him for DoorDash.

I used to like Denny's but haven't been there since 2019. Sounds like absolute garbage now.

my friend went and got some mac and cheese thing from a Denny's and the mac and cheese they gave him was from a box of Kraft

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

my friend went and got some mac and cheese thing from a Denny's and the mac and cheese they gave him was from a box of Kraft

Admittedly I've never gotten anything but breakfast stuff from Denny's. That Grand Slamwich was one hell of a hangover cure.

 

[Molly Millions]

Back when they actually cooked it was low key a pretty bangin' place to bring an of age, alive, non related, cisgendered and consenting girl. Fuck sickos.

 

[funscape]

Back when they actually cooked it was low key a pretty bangin' place to bring an of age, alive, non related, cisgendered and consenting girl. Fuck sickos.

As far as diners go they have fallen off pretty badly and are also hiring foreign workers. Haven't been to one since 2021 and the entire staff at the location were Indians.

 

[AnOminous]

Admittedly I've never gotten anything but breakfast stuff from Denny's. That Grand Slamwich was one hell of a hangover cure.

I once a long time ago got the best steak and eggs I ever had (in a restaurant) from a Denny's of all places, a huge tender New York strip and over easy eggs and toast and coffee.

Never had anything come up to that quality again though.

 

[deadson]

I once a long time ago got the best steak and eggs I ever had (in a restaurant) from a Denny's of all places, a huge tender New York strip and over easy eggs and toast and coffee.

Never had anything come up to that quality again though.

Used to work at Denny's, can confirm that quality has gone down the drain. Of course, if you get something that was really tasty then you can chalk that up to the cooks back there.

If you're as plastered as cobes gets while at Denny's, then it ain't gonna matter lol.

 

[Dill]

Weight gain coming in nicely toobs.

 

[funscape]

Anyone here see what he posted privately (or deleted) on his FB 20 mins ago?

 

[ASeabear8952]

Sometimes his jokes make me laugh but these last few aren’t doing it for me toobs. This pirate one was so bad that the only thing I was paying attention to was Garfield and Puff getting it on.

 

[Durkadurkadurka]

When was the last time a vege made its way down his gullet

 

[funscape]

When was the last time a vege made its way down his gullet

Do the deep fried avocados count?

I would pay good money to see Cobra on a show like Guy's Grocery Games. They would have to relax the rules and pick other contestants who are retarded lolcows to make it fair. Three hours to shop and cook. First round they have to use Mountain Dew in their recipe. Second round there's absolutely no veggies allowed. Third round it has to be the fiery fish pizza.

 

[fukkit]

When was the last time a vege made its way down his gullet

he eats french fries (potatoes, a vegetable) trole