Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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'Ole Dente said:
I mean sure we have cognitive tests designed to determine diagnosis for autism with criteria that's observable and repeatable along with treatment plans that are functional with testimonies from both doctors and patients for almost half a century but....yeah, it's comparable to the efficacy of cutting children's genitals off or chemically castrating them with drugs with give to sex offenders because their parents told them it's okay, sure Clint.

I think that car accident gave him a lot more than money. Go dunk your head in a fucking toilet, Saunders. Your retarded son is actually right for once to the shock of literally everyone.
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I think that’s a fake Clint.
 
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'Ole Dente said:
I think that car accident gave him a lot more than money. Go dunk your head in a fucking toilet, Saunders. Your retarded son is actually right for once to the shock of literally everyone.
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On one of the Seizure podcasts, he had someone on who did a dig into that and the company doesn't even operate in the state any more and they operate in all other states with Oil or Gas, from what we know a Driver carrying the load an doing something illegal possibly while impaired or intoxicated visibly so to the point that they settled or paid for the record to mostly be sealed an the story is mostly pieced together from bits josh has let slip an news / other less direct sources.

Now that's got some doubt to it and I'd forgive anyone saying "I duno that's a bit of s stretch" while doing a hand wavy gesture.

But it to me does fit when you realise "He had a period of time during his early working life to go BACK to school to learn how to help josh (in clints own words), marry, own a house a nice house, have a failed business that was oddly vain, a job a easy one for the most part he just seemed to walk into, Other Good kids of an adult age, who are less of a burden combined more than josh, he has free money ontop of keeping 3 adults fed, housed an clothed, and still have expensive hobbies an one of those hobbies is a legitimate business expense you can write off as expenses, let alone holidays an family days out (that josh never really goes to), engage in "back strengthening exercises" after a very specific point even for a fit guy - Clint had a genuine special needs child, in rural / small town in America an that's hugely expensive especially medically even with assistance but Josh regularly had medicine, an medical services regularly he stopped it the moment he had his own autonomy an has been hard against it for children an only goes when he has too at the demand of Clint who pays at least in some way for it.

This was a payout in the mega multi millions range, and likely to being not a total idiot took professional advice, bought land for cash, invested the rest an kept a lump sum that was more than enough to fund a very expensive life an keep living it, even with Josh. And also make sure he's at least care for after your gone if he out lives you.

Because while Josh was a massive expense in hard an fast money terms, he had enough to care for an try to help him once your gone, but gosh darn-it you still love him but still say "yheaaa josh" into a beer every now an then.

I know we give Clint a lot of shit around here an quite rightly so - Josh is lucky he has someone who does genuinely love an care about him actively looking out for him in a somewhat logical an consistent way, very few cows have that and while josh is at a really low ebb he has someone rooting for him he has a connection with who can try to help an have some real impact.

And not having to worry about the cost of all this is huge, he definitely has fuck you money a lot of fuck you money he's just very understated about it, in my estimation of the given facts.
 
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Molly Millions said:
This is how I feel about the Puff situation! There are several different ways Puffers could have died and the entire thing is so retarded that its basically a choose your own adventure book.

Did a blackout Josh step on Puff with his troll stompin' boots? Did Puff actually run off into the snowy night? Did Josh poison him with a drink combo?
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Puff started acting cute and got thrown against a wall.
 
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'Ole Dente said:

It’s not a comprehensive listing of every time he’s in the negative but this is 12 minutes of Josh just saying “I’m in the negative for like X amount” for the past two years and I’m pretty sure we can draw a conclusion from that.

It’s a lot. A lot of the time, all the time, averaging roughly $50-$80 bucks a shot.
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The boy has the financial literacy of a toddler and the table manners of a 2 year old
 
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Agamemnon Busmalis said:
It's real Clint but a fake post.
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I’m not bothered either way. It’s the kind of retarded, head so open your brain falls out, do-gooder but not good-thinker, dress wearing homosexual shit he’s always said on Facebook. Josh’s entire family is filled with completely retarded people but it’s only him who can make accurate assessments sometimes. Think about that one, it’s fucking hilarious and depressing all at once.
 
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Jobama said:
His whole channel is just food reviews now.
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Estimated doordash total for this one is insane.
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Update: he took down the tranny post and apologized
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Chieftain Coke Peanut said:
Alcoholism truly is one of the worst addictions. It's been close to a decade of Cobes being a goth Rockstar bad boy AKA an alcoholic. Almost a decade of days flying by while he sits in a stupor, not remembering anything. That's a whole lot of life wasted and a lot of teeth rotted out and other health issues. And even if he did want to sober up, alcohol is one of the toughest addictions to kick. You can literally die from going completely cold turkey, so you have to have the mental fortitude to say to yourself "Just this once" and follow through with it. Not to mention the entire time you are trying to get clean you get hit with advertisements for liquor, you get to see friends and family having a great time drinking, and you see it in the grocery stores every time you go to eat.

I've had friends and family fall into alcoholism and it is terrible. I feel bad for Clint. You can't tell me he didn't try harder than pretty much any other parent in Wyoming would have. Alas the boglim is retarded, and refused to do anything about it.
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So are you asking if Clint is a bad father?
 
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"twords" 🤣

Anyway, the post boghag era is almost as bad as that stint where he was just posting 10 seconds long videos of ridiculously bad and stupid jokes all the time and never went live. Now we just get lazy food reviews and drink combos daily. Nothing is really going on, Cobra looks particularly disheveled, never goes live, and apart from a couple silly throwaway lines here and there, doesn't really say or do anything worth a laugh.

I'm not even gonna front about it toobz, kinda wish the boy would go live with a bottle and rant about shit. Feels like the channel has been running on empty for quite some time and there's really nothing there anymore. Imagine the money he could make from a couple hours live with DTTS activated. Dude is deep in the negative from ludicrous door dash orders and cant even figure out how to monetize 100k subscribers. What a goof.
 
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