Canada is a failed state

[Lord Xenu]

Axe the Carbon tax and rebates --> Rebates are gone but prices will stay the same enriching (((Shareholders)))

My confidence in either of these parties couldn't get lower. I dont even think he is going to do that. The situation in Canada is so grim the CPC believe they can't fix it without every tax dollar they can get their hands on. They are probably planning a taxation sleight of hand.
I think they'll complicate the tax, breaking it up into several schemes. They'll lower and rebrand the carbon tax. They will call it the "Canada First Plan" or some shit, and say that they plan to get rid of it in phases (which will never come). Maybe they'll pin some of the shortfall on to the existing GST/HST, so that when they're inevitably accused of creating a new tax, they can claim that they're just adjusting the current system. The total amount taxed will remain about the same.

At this point I'm convinced Boy King Justin's trying to break everything so he can make some sort of comeback in 2029.

Liberals do this every election cycle, its been going on as long as I've been alive. When it is clear they are on the way out, they manufacture a time bomb that's impossible to fix in 4 years. Then the Libs use that failure of the Conservatives, in fixing an impossible situation, to campaign against them.

For me I like to go with the bulk packs of Buldak. The Spice makes the meal last longer.

I'm on board with Buldak, the 2X spicy is straight torture, They had a 5X spicy special edition that was so hot, just smelling it made me cough. But Indomie Mi Goreng BBQ Chicken is best ramen

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

I hate the fat retard Doug Ford so much.

I can't believe he is still the best option in Ontario politics. That's how bad this shit is.

 

[Never Scored]

Fall update has been delayed until Monday. Government trying to cut HST off some items and give everyone $250 to spur spending. Rumors of tension between Freeland and Trudeau. Bank of Canada cutting rates by another 0.5%. They are outright telling us the Canadian economy is absolutely fucking cooked. It's over, boys. Stock up on Mr Noodles and cans of tuna.

Whelp, I take it back. Looks like I'm eating steak tonight because when the government of Newfoundland comes into money, it spends like a drunken sailor.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Canadian politicians are just completely retarded. Honestly, I wouldn't mind a fucking military coup right now and replace all premiers with governors and establish super right wing dictatorship. This country is fucked completely.

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Lmao you can't do that shit. You can't just cut off energy export like that.

The thing is the Canadian military leadership is probably more incompetent than Trudeau’s cabinet. With most of them being career bootlickers and DEI promoters.

It's frankly astonishing how far Canada has declined compared to 15 years ago. Still, if the US annexes Canada I can look forward to unlimited mars bars and Tim Hortons.

On a different note, I remember being told by a history professor that Pierre Trudeau used to like wearing an SS uniform. Apparently he was into motorcycle gangs when he was young.

Trust me friend you don’t want current day Tim Hortons. Also whenever I cross the border it’s so nice when you see White teenagers working at fast food locations instead of infinite brown slaves.

I can't believe he is still the best option in Ontario politics. That's how bad this shit is.

There was Derek Sloan but he was about as relevant as Maxime Bernier currently is (not relevant at all)

 

[kim foxx]

You can't just cut off energy export like that.

sure you can! america did it to japan in 1941 which precipitated pearl harbor

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

I can't believe he is still the best option in Ontario politics. That's how bad this shit is.

I wish the two COVID-skeptic right-wing Ontario provincial parties got more support in 2022.

But much like Bernier & the PPC, they are a little more than a figurehead and a shell with a colour palette.

The New Blue Party seemed to be the best organized. But their leader Jim Karahalios, husband of former Doug Ford MPP Belinda Karahalios who got thrown out of the PC Party & Queen's Park for refusing vaccine passports or COVID testing, is VERY unlikable.

He also showed up as the lawyer for literal faggot fed BJ Dichter at the inquiry into the convoy and the Emergencies Act, which was very sus.

The Ontario Party seems even worse in terms of infrastructure. I don't mind Derek Sloan, but he seems to be using its banner as a vanity project like Max.

Tom Marazzo, a spokesperson from the convoy, ran for them in Peterborough in 2022 and get his shit pushed in just like Viva Frei and the PPC federally in 2021 in Montreal.

I actually went to an Ontario Party event during the 2022 campaign, but it was such a shitshow that I turned around and left within minutes.

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

I wish the two COVID-skeptic right-wing Ontario provincial parties got more support in 2022.

But much like Bernier & the PPC, they are a little more than a figurehead and a shell with a colour palette.

The New Blue Party seemed to be the best organized. But their leader Jim Karahalios, husband of former Doug Ford MPP Belinda Karahalios who got thrown out of the PC Party & Queen's Park for refusing vaccine passports or COVID testing, is VERY unlikable.

He also showed up as the lawyer for literal faggot fed BJ Dichter at the inquiry into the convoy and the Emergencies Act, which was very sus.

The Ontario Party seems even worse in terms of infrastructure. I don't mind Derek Sloan, but he seems to be using its banner as a vanity project like Max.

Tom Marazzo, a spokesperson from the convoy, ran for them in Peterborough in 2022 and get his shit pushed in just like Viva Frei and the PPC federally in 2021 in Montreal.

I actually went to an Ontario Party event during the 2022 campaign, but it was such a shitshow that I turned around and left within minutes.

Canada is in such a shitshow politically. There is no one lifting their weight here. No one is "patriotic" enough to do heavy lifting. Everyone is grifting and stealing as much as they can from the government. It's fucking over. This is what happens when a country asks, "what does it mean to be a Canadian" for the last fucking two decade.

Other premiers are calling Doug a retard.

 

[biggacracka]

Canada is in such a shitshow politically. There is no one lifting their weight here. No one is "patriotic" enough to do heavy lifting. Everyone is grifting and stealing as much as they can from the government. It's fucking over. This is what happens when a country asks, "what does it mean to be a Canadian" for the last fucking two decade.

Other premiers are calling Doug a retard.
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You know shit's bad when Quebec sounds sane

 

[Flan Handler]

Alberta has realized there is no point shackling itself to the fucking loser parade to the east, and is just going to try to play ball and accommodate Trump’s reasonable request alone:

https://calgaryherald.com/news/politics/alberta-government-new-sheriffs-team-critical-border-zone

https://archive.ph/h0PcP

A new Alberta Sheriffs Team will soon begin to crack down on illegal activity along Alberta’s 298-kilometre border with Montana, Premier Danielle Smith announced Thursday.
The move to create the new Interdiction Patrol Team (IPT) comes less than three weeks after U.S. President-elect Donald Trump said he will slap a 25 per cent import tariff on all goods entering the U.S. from Canada and Mexico unless they take measures to tackle the flow of illegal drugs, particularly fentanyl, and immigrants into the U.S.
The IPT will have 51 uniformed officers, four drug patrol dogs, 10 drones that can operate during cold weather and high winds, four narcotics analyzers to test for illicit drugs, and 10 support staff. It will run a 24-hour operation.

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

Jesus Christ. This fucker wants to raise unemployment number even bigger.

What the fuck is wrong with Doug. Does Trudeau have some dirt or something on him. What the fuck.

I'd move to Alberta but I can't fuck.

 

[kim foxx]

lol that trump convinced canadians to pen in their jeets from flooding into the US. thank you for doing the needful

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

Jesus Christ. This fucker wants to raise unemployment number even bigger.

What the fuck is wrong with Doug. Does Trudeau have some dirt or something on him. What the fuck.

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I'd move to Alberta but I can't fuck.

Living in Alberta is the reason I could cling onto living Canada a lot longer.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

lol that trump convinced canadians to pen in their jeets from flooding into the US. thank you for doing the needful

Trump wants the Jeet flood to come to America. It's why he picked JD Vance and gave positions to Kash Patel and Vivek Ramascammy.

He said he wants to staple Greencards to diplomas.

Americans need to look up what happened to Conestoga College in Kitchener.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

What the fuck is wrong with Doug. Does Trudeau have some dirt or something on him. What the fuck.

Probably and it won't end well for Ford because Justin has a habit of throwing people under the bus once they outlive their usefulness.

 

[Lord Xenu]

What the fuck is wrong with Doug. Does Trudeau have some dirt or something on him.

Yes. They are intrinsically tied together in some of the biggest liberal scandals. Ford stood right beside Trudeau in much of the covid PR. Same goes for immigration & all these auto-industry related scandals (failing battery factories, the VW plant subsidy, etc) they've benefited in much the same manner from those grifts. They are partners, not enemies. Any of their disagreements are mostly political posturing.

 

[Breadquanda.]

I'm so glad there are such wholesome people helping the refugees, standing up for Women and Girls™, from their own wholesome communities... wait, what? Oh dear.

What the fuck is wrong with Doug. Does Trudeau have some dirt or something on him. What the fuck.

Oh my god. He is really outdoing his usual retarded self here. I can hardly believe it, except he is Doug Ford.

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

WE ARE SO FUCKED

 

[Breadquanda.]

I cannot believe the state of Canadian conservatism: trying to epicly own Blumpf, and criticising the damn inefficient statist libs for not giving wholesome refugees working visas fast enough.

What a country.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

WE ARE SO FUCKED
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Trump should demand that Ford have to Sumo wrestle fat fuck Chris Christie. Winner gets to impose the Tariffs on the loser.

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

Soon I will be able to wipe off my ass with the currency