Careercow Alyssa Mercante / beerandfeminism / kombitchaTEArex / High Heeled Gamer / hayy GIRL hayy / uhLyssa15 - From failed sex worker to failed clickbait journalist. A far-left racist narcissistic abusive smug feminazi. Stalks her targets and their families, DEI & SBI activist, alcoholic junkie, threatens gamers & YouTubers to public fights and then lawsuits.

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Dave Rivera, Alyssa Mercante's top-simp, is angry that Smash JT is raising money for lawyer fees and he thinks that anyone gives him money is a fool, but it's okay if you give money to Alyssa Mercante. And how does he know how Smash JT and his wife's jobs? Was he doxxing?
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And Dave Rivera finally has his own Kiwi Farms thread. "LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" THAT, assbagged!
40 grand this morning hopefully another seething post about others people coming today
 
- She has no self-control
This is the real killer here. Zero impulse or emotional control and she is surrounded by asspatters and enablers who actively cheer on her shitty choices, and full of arrogant surety she is untouchable and unaccountable and thus will face no negative consequence like getting fired or being made liable for legal costs or such.

She really does strike me as the kind of person who would burn their house down because it was a little chilly and because she thought it would get her praise for being edgy from her retarded peers for doing something so extreme, and then to spend the next few years whining about how unfair it is she doesn't have a fucking house anymore
 
It looks like Alyssa's lawyer Lane Haygood is officially on the roster on the KUSK website now.

Also, it appears the headshot of him that's shown up a few times in this thread and the one about the C&D they sent to the Farms (and in the SmashJT tweet cited in the suit) is slightly out of date.

Here's Lane in that old headshot (which is apparently from 10 years ago):
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And here's Lane now, looking a bit more... distinguished:
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(Seriously, dude couldn't get a haircut and a beard trim for what's supposed to be a professional headshot?)

But this year I am known for something very different: I am the journalist who wrote a story debunking a conspiracy theory in early March of this year; the journalist who challenged those against diversity and for bullying those they deem "other"; the journalist who faced immediate backlash for that story and who refused to capitulate to online bullies in its wake; the journalist who, because of that refusal, became the defacto Wicked Witch of the Web and whose face has been plastered all over YouTube, Twitter, Reddit, 4Chan, and more; the journalist who has dozens of bizarre short stories written or spoken about her life, her love, her family, and more in the dark corners of the web (along with various fantasies regarding her rape and/or execution); the journalist who kept writing pieces and kept existing online despite this; the journalist who is now without a full-time job; the journalist who, just yesterday, filed a lawsuit against a content creator for the videos and posts he has made about her.

I am not the woman I was a year ago, in so many ways--I am so much more tired, more prone to avoiding conflicting IRL, more nervous about who is looking at me in public spaces. Some of my relationships ended during this harassment campaign and my ability to deal with that loss was non-existent--thanks to what my therapist says is stress. An ovarian cyst ruptured in the middle of the night, sending searing pain across my body like a hot poker had pushed through my abdomen--thanks to what my gyno says is stress. My skin began breaking out in painful pimples like a hormonal teenager--thanks to what my dermatologist says is stress. My stomach problems reached a point where I needed to get a colonoscopy--thanks to what my gastro says is stress.

But yet, as I have jokingly said to my friends, my live stream audience, and my parents in a whiny, vocal-fry-inflected tone: "Nevertheless, she persisted." I'm here. I'm queer (but dating a man, sorry). I'm at The Game Awards 2024, despite it all.
I'm impressed she managed to type all that out, what with both her hands being nailed to a cross and all.

I'm here. I'm queer (but dating a man, sorry).
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Truly the spiciest of straights.

She may have paid a initial consultant fee for the other attorneys. We'll have to wait see if she actually retains anyone besides lane.
@Null mentioned that the firm representing Alyssa has close ties with Liz Fong-Jones. Makes me wonder if perhaps someone's funding the suit for her behind the scene, like Peter Thiel and Hulk Hogan. Or maybe the attorneys are just doing it pro bono to own the chuds or something?

I know nothing about makeup, but is this a result of having too much on, or the wrong kind? I thought it's supposed to smooth things out when applied properly. The skin near her temple, below that wrinkly patch, looks more normal. It rather looks like whatever's on her forehead sucked all the moisture out of the skin there, then dried out.
 
A defining trait of borderline personality disorder (BPD) is an intense fear of abandonment. Being hated is always preferable to being ignored. It's a coping mechanism for kids who can't get attention from their parents unless they do something bad.

So even if dad is spanking you it at least shows that he cares more about you than his drink, momentarily. Then they get drawn to abusive boyfriends and repeat the cycle.
This matches the behavior I saw when I was digging through those tweet archives looking for the deleted references to her being a whore.
  • Days and days of her talking about not wearing underwear and soiling her clothing with period blood, exposing herself on accident in public, etc
  • Constant references to hating "white" people (as she was fired for antisemitism and leftists often consider Jews to be white this is particularly telling)
  • A weeklong tirade about diarrhea, up to and including wondering aloud why no one was giving her any attention for talking about her loose, watery fecal matter
  • Repeated references to using illegal narcotics
  • Constant references to sex acts, particularly vile and shocking sex acts (Anilingus, for example) and performing sexual acts for financial gain ("sex work")
  • Violent threats and other attempts to lash out at other creators and people she considers lower status than herself
Even today, she apparently wore a hair clip to an industry event with a slur on it while also dressing like a sex worker.

It all paints the picture of someone who desperately, desperately, wants people to pay attention to her, all the time. Who is utterly terrified of people not noticing or thinking about her. Good, bad, cringe, it doesn't matter what, as long as you're talking about her and looking at her. I had thought she was narcissistic too, which would mean she'd also feel a demand for people to adhere to her own internal version of her identity -- i.e., you can't see her as a used up 2/10 whore, you have to see her as a trendy hot 'sex worker'.

As for SmashJT, I'd wager money he reminds her of her father in some way. That's why she focuses on him. She can't really get her father to pay attention to her anymore (he might actually be dead?), but SmashJT reminds her of daddy and she'll tear heaven and earth apart to get him to look at her.
 
Is she being bankrolled or did her parents sell the boat?
Lane is a simp, I would not be surprised if he was either doing the work for much less than he would usually charge, or is getting paid in other ways.
The names of the other lawyers might just be slapped on the document for dramatic effect and did not do any work at all.

The entire thing reads like a first year paralegal wrote it under direction of the MerCunty herself, because even a cursory check with Grammarly would have helped noticeably improve the grammar, pacing, and clarity of the writing. I just can't believe 3 lawyers worked on this document and not one of them took the time to trim the fluff.
 
Is she being bankrolled or did her parents sell the boat?
Given the retarded activist lawyer involvement, I suspect this may be a heavily discounted "this case will get MASSIVE publicity and work out being insanely profitable for real guiz..." operation with the plan being to shamelessly solicit as much media coverage as possible to get a flow of woke retards in the vidya/tech/media industries to throw donations and shillings at them, in the same way Zoe Quinn and Anita Sarkeesian and a bunch of other figures were able to temporarily make decent money grifting on this horseshit back 2014-2016 before the Drumpfening caused them to become yesterdays news overnight.

One might make a certain comparison to a certain Milwaukee area Pig Man who was able to bilk a hilarious amount of money from the SFWA for his attempt to sue a website admin because anonymous internet users were (correctly) calling him fat and gay and bitchtitted in goodreads reviews. In this case it is likely the investment was greenlit because they and said Pig Man wanted maximum publicity for having defeated the evil troll cyborgterrorists which would eventually manifest in a net profit....somehow
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Built like a fridge-freezer ✅
Thwomp face ✅
Obsession with sexual or otherwise vulgar language ✅
Substance abuse issues ✅
Unemployed grifter ✅

Are we SURE she's not MTF??
MtFs wish they could be 1/10th as vapid of a cunt as Alyssa does without any effort whatsoever.

Anita Sarkeesian and a bunch of other figures were able to temporarily make decent money grifting on this horseshit back 2014-2016 before the Drumpfening caused them to become yesterdays news overnight.
Anita runs a SBI style consultancy firm. She's still fucking with the industry and making serious bank doing it. She slid into the backrooms of the industry and we all thought she went away.
 
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