Revenge of the Cis / ROTC / Mersh / Mike Schiele / Terrorsperg / Royce Lopez / Hippojuicemedia / More Like Radio - The self described "Multimedia News Insurgency", who can dish out the heat, yet struggle to take it. Jews and criticism are their Kryptonite. Guest staring Porsalin as "gayman50."

[Tiny Chinaman]

It's amazing to me how he will drink enough to find something he came up with hilarious. Then in his laughing/giggle fit at something only he finds funny, he has an emphysema attack that lasts for over a minute. His coughing fits are as alarming as dab strokes. And his solution to the fits is to immediately suck off a vape and drink more booze.

Mersh could take bets. What is worse; his liver function or his lung capacity? Over/under the number of inches his large intestine is impacted by his fast food diet. How many risk factors he has shortening his lifespan.

Whatever shithole gambling site that takes his money off his retarded bets would certainly take some of that action.

The worst part is that when his simps bring up his health he cries suicide. One of the clippers released a video of Mersh talking about how Royce has an unfair advantage over him in a "get healthy competition". The reason he cited... "Royce actually wants to live". This is a 40 year old man. Kill yoself nigga.
(I went looking for the clip and couldn't find it sorry"

 

[JustStopDude]

The worst part is that when his simps bring up his health he cries suicide. One of the clippers released a video of Mersh talking about how Royce has an unfair advantage over him in a "get healthy competition". The reason he cited... "Royce actually wants to live". This is a 40 year old man. Kill yoself nigga.
(I went looking for the clip and couldn't find it sorry"

The dude suicide baits all the time now. There was that recent drunk clip where he put his handgun against his head.

Eventually he is either going to die, either by health or accidental suicide, or whatever streaming platform he is on just permanently bans him for his antics.

And somehow this will all be someone else's fault.

 

[DoomsdayElite]

The dude suicide baits all the time now. There was that recent drunk clip where he put his handgun against his head.

Eventually he is either going to die, either by health or accidental suicide, or whatever streaming platform he is on just permanently bans him for his antics.

And somehow this will all be someone else's fault.

Threatening suicide is beneath contempt. It's such a fucking womanish thing to do.

 

[Local Fed]

Threatening suicide is beneath contempt. It's such a fucking white womanish thing to do.

Thought I'd edit this so that Mersh will seethe if (when) he ever reads it.

 

[DoomsdayElite]

Thought I'd edit this so that Mersh will seethe if (when) he ever reads it.

I hope he does. And that he attempts to slit his wrists after (because that's more like what a white woman would do) and fucks it up and whines on stream about it.

 

[JustStopDude]

I hope he does. And that he attempts to slit his wrists after (because that's more like what a white woman would do) and fucks it up and whines on stream about it.

He's already done something like this. For one of his DUI's, he cried enough in jail to be put on a mental hold. He larer tried to sell his medical band from the psych hospital visit on stream.

He has brought up this so many times. He just keeps mutating the story to try and make it not pathetic.

I'm pretty sure it was the second car he wrecked, that his pay pigs paid for.

 

[cuttysnark]

If I remember correctly Mersh had a big 80's Buick he was living in and he wrecked it drunk. Paypigs bought him a shitty 90's Toyota then he wrecked that as well.


Edit: It was a 1990 Mercury Marquis

 

[Rick Nekieta]

Poverty and squalor, thy names are Michael Schiele. I wanted to give him a brief W for escaping section 8, but he's really going to be back in section 8 housing very soon. Even if he won the lottery, it would be gone by year's end.

 

[Hantavirus]

That was the era of the Facebook/Twitter begging posts, well documented in Polaris's documentary. Mersh and Royce (righteously) made fun of Owen for years, but I think they are just envious. Owen has pulled the exact same scam on his dents three or four times, to the tune of half a million dollars, becoming a wealthy landlord with a real estate portfolio covering at least four states, while Mersh is the online equivalent of a panhandler. Really puts it in perspective when he used to instruct his followers to buy Zen Rhino and Balisong "a couple coffees" out of their Mersh donation fund, like a gracious mob boss distributing wealth among his made men. Moist Mersh the Couchslave and Royce "Daddy's Money" Lopez could only dream of the levels of success enjoyed by the turp-slurping dumpster pumper.

Shoutout to my hundred sock accounts in this thread

 

[EyeGuy]

Starting at 19:34, Mersh, gun in hand, threatens to kill himself if paypig "Sonic Geno" doesn't CashApp him so he can visit his family for Christmas:

Also, his new explanation for why he sold drugs at gay bars specifically is that they were "adults only" locations with no kids around (no word on why regular bars weren't).

 

[JustStopDude]

Starting at 19:34, Mersh, gun in hand, threatens to kill himself if paypig "Sonic Geno" doesn't CashApp him so he can visit his family for Christmas:

Also, his new explanation for why he sold drugs at gay bars specifically is that they were "adults only" locations with no kids around (no word on why regular bars weren't).

_Mersh is the best clipper on youtube.

 

[RandomShirtlessMan]

FEMALE COP moment

 

[Lucas Silva #4903141]

Mersh update from reddit

https://archive.is/JDPRS

https://www.reddit.com/r/Mersh/comments/1hlom44/nice_skin_rash_stupid_take_a_bath/

 

[EyeGuy]

Mersh discovered the root of his internet issues:

 

[Rick Nekieta]

This has some DSP fire alarm stream energy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaHYyIySwYE

 

[EyeGuy]

Enjoy eight minutes of Mersh getting mocked by teenagers:

Source

 

[Local Fed]

Enjoy eight minutes of Mersh getting mocked by teenagers:
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Source

This is good stuff. He's such a hack.

 

[Pigtoad]

Mersh discovered the root of his internet issues:
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This happened to me once. Couldn't work for three days until it was fixed. I'm pretty sure he's lying and if this happened, his internet wouldn't work at all.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

Mersh's lag stream is going to be his fire alarm stream when he's gone. Once Mersh goes to his grave prematurely, that will probably go down as his funniest stream because reality was funnier than he could ever hope to be by way of effort.

 

[General Tug Boat]

I can imagine Mersh trying to carbon monoxide poison himself in his shitty Beamer but only to fuck it up because he left one of the windows and the car garage door cracked. Suicide baiting for super chats is one of the most estrogen fuelled things a 40 something year old man can do. I can only imagine that is going to be the thing that gets him perma banned, is if he pulls that stunt too many more times. Then he’ll blame him speaking truth to power or some stupid nonsense and not the fact he blatantly breaks TOS for his high octane tard antics. Pretty sad since when I posted in this thread how much Mersh has fallen. His suicide baiting isn’t anything new when he begging for money. He truly is the internet equivalent of a panhandler.