Manosphere Canino1997 / Mischa Kurt Köngül / the IncelAbode - Necrophiliac zoophile incel

[0xDEADBEEF]

Not directly canino related, but this was posted in his Discord chat. I think you'll all get a kick out of it.

Spoiler: 'What happens when an incel does the unthinkable' or 'I paid $500 to have sex with a hooker while the pimp filmed it'

Inceldeath-Today at 12:18 AM

i lied


VIRAL EATS HIS OWN SHIT-Today at 12:18 AM

shitskins are cancer


cannot even joke


end it


Co-Alpha Donald-Today at 12:18 AM

yes shitskins need to end it


closetolosingit-Today at 12:18 AM

wait


ihatwomen


went to a hooker?


wtf


Co-Alpha Donald-Today at 12:18 AM

yes


Jolyne Cujoh-Today at 12:18 AM

@closetolosingit what you doing now


Co-Alpha Donald-Today at 12:18 AM

he did


Inceldeath-Today at 12:18 AM

@VIRAL EATS HIS OWN SHIT asians can't even look normal

Co-Alpha Donald-Today at 12:18 AM

wtf is that


closetolosingit-Today at 12:18 AM

no he didnt


Co-Alpha Donald-Today at 12:18 AM

looks like a froggy


closetolosingit-Today at 12:18 AM

lies


VIRAL EATS HIS OWN SHIT-Today at 12:18 AM

shitskins look like cow dung lol


closetolosingit-Today at 12:19 AM

lol


VIRAL EATS HIS OWN SHIT-Today at 12:19 AM

i did


i went to a hooker


and i fucked


closetolosingit-Today at 12:19 AM

describe it in detail


how did it go down


i dont believe u


u are lying


Co-Alpha Donald-Today at 12:19 AM

stral Nova (ライアン）-Today at 12:19 AM

@Sinon Testing.


SinonBOT-Today at 12:19 AM



What are you testing?

Astral Nova (ライアン）-Today at 12:19 AM

Ooooh, pretty.


Inceldeath-Today at 12:19 AM

St-Gottard-Today at 12:19 AM

legit


VIRAL EATS HIS OWN SHIT-Today at 12:19 AM

i was in downtown LA with sketchy acquaintances


and we went to a stripclub


and behind said stripclub was a pimp who was offering his females


so i took the opportunity and we did it in the van


closetolosingit-Today at 12:20 AM

u fucked her in the van?


wut did she look like


VIRAL EATS HIS OWN SHIT-Today at 12:20 AM

yes, that was the only place i was allowed


closetolosingit-Today at 12:20 AM

how much did it cost


SIGMA MALE-Today at 12:20 AM

sane


i fucked in cars only


VIRAL EATS HIS OWN SHIT-Today at 12:20 AM

she was an asian female


perhaps filipina


dark skin


Ofel-Today at 12:20 AM

you probably have 3 stds now


closetolosingit-Today at 12:20 AM

did u wear a condom


Ofel-Today at 12:20 AM

was it worth it


VIRAL EATS HIS OWN SHIT-Today at 12:21 AM

it was $500


yes


SIGMA MALE-Today at 12:21 AM

how long did u last


closetolosingit-Today at 12:21 AM

500 dollars wtf


VIRAL EATS HIS OWN SHIT-Today at 12:21 AM

the pimp provided a condom


closetolosingit-Today at 12:21 AM

lol now thats customer service!


Ofel-Today at 12:21 AM

that seems really expensive for a back alley sketchy whore


VIRAL EATS HIS OWN SHIT-Today at 12:21 AM

i do not recall how long i lasted but she was making many sounds of pleasure


Ofel-Today at 12:21 AM

shouldnt you be getting escort level service for 500


SIGMA MALE-Today at 12:21 AM

close u made me spit out my drink


LMAO


Co-Alpha Donald-Today at 12:21 AM

yeah 500 is ridiculous that should have been 100 tops


SIGMA MALE-Today at 12:21 AM

mqaybe she was hot


Co-Alpha Donald-Today at 12:21 AM

w/e convenience i guess


VIRAL EATS HIS OWN SHIT-Today at 12:21 AM

she was asian shitskin


Co-Alpha Donald-Today at 12:22 AM

how long did you last


VIRAL EATS HIS OWN SHIT-Today at 12:22 AM

philipino probably


Inceldeath-Today at 12:22 AM

proof


closetolosingit-Today at 12:22 AM

were ur acquintances watching u


Inceldeath-Today at 12:22 AM

PROOF

VIRAL EATS HIS OWN SHIT-Today at 12:22 AM

i did not finish due to intercourse


Inceldeath-Today at 12:22 AM

SEE


I TOLD YOU FUCKERS I WAS JOKING


VIRAL EATS HIS OWN SHIT-Today at 12:22 AM

i took too long


and the pimp ordered her to blow me


after which i came on her body


Co-Alpha Donald-Today at 12:22 AM

wow well alrithg


Ofel-Today at 12:22 AM

wtf


St-Gottard-Today at 12:22 AM

lolololol


SIGMA MALE-Today at 12:23 AM

was he watching?


Ofel-Today at 12:23 AM

the pimp was watching?


VIRAL EATS HIS OWN SHIT-Today at 12:23 AM

yes


SIGMA MALE-Today at 12:23 AM

oh man


closetolosingit-Today at 12:23 AM

....


Co-Alpha Donald-Today at 12:23 AM

hahaaha


Ofel-Today at 12:23 AM

thats fucked up mang


VIRAL EATS HIS OWN SHIT-Today at 12:23 AM

he was recording


Ofel-Today at 12:23 AM

wtf


VIRAL EATS HIS OWN SHIT-Today at 12:23 AM

on his camera


Co-Alpha Donald-Today at 12:23 AM

LOL


closetolosingit-Today at 12:23 AM

recording?


Ofel-Today at 12:23 AM

lmao what


Co-Alpha Donald-Today at 12:23 AM

wtf


VIRAL EATS HIS OWN SHIT-Today at 12:23 AM

yes said it was for security purposes


SIGMA MALE-Today at 12:23 AM

no


closetolosingit-Today at 12:23 AM

u are one STUPID motherfucker


SIGMA MALE-Today at 12:23 AM

no he didnt say that


closetolosingit-Today at 12:23 AM

let me just assure u


VIRAL EATS HIS OWN SHIT-Today at 12:23 AM

yes he did


Ofel-Today at 12:23 AM

you're lucky you arent lying face down in a ditch with a giant dildo up your ass


VIRAL EATS HIS OWN SHIT-Today at 12:24 AM

he was a white man so i assumed his intentions were pure


Overlord Donald-Today at 12:24 AM

lol


closetolosingit-Today at 12:24 AM

lol


Jolyne Cujoh-Today at 12:24 AM

canno ban him


Ofel-Today at 12:24 AM

are you a currycel


Jolyne Cujoh-Today at 12:24 AM

he spaming agian


Overlord Donald-Today at 12:24 AM

this nigga is trolling nobody is this dumb


kivtas-Today at 12:24 AM

WTF is this autism lol


closetolosingit-Today at 12:24 AM

nobody is this dumb tbh


VIRAL EATS HIS OWN SHIT-Today at 12:24 AM

how is it dumb


Kevin-Today at 12:24 AM

what's dumb?


Inceldeath-Today at 12:24 AM

VIRAL EATS HIS OWN SHIT-Today at 12:24 AM

there was an opportunity


and i took it


Ofel-Today at 12:25 AM

whats with the chink


Overlord Donald-Today at 12:25 AM

you could have gotten topnotch for 500


Inceldeath-Today at 12:25 AM

@VIRAL EATS HIS OWN SHIT did you give the hooker this face when you asked?

closetolosingit-Today at 12:25 AM

tahts @VIRAL EATS HIS OWN SHIT @Ofel


VIRAL EATS HIS OWN SHIT-Today at 12:25 AM

LA area is expensive for hookers


closetolosingit-Today at 12:25 AM

so lets get this straight @VIRAL EATS HIS OWN SHIT


SIGMA MALE-Today at 12:25 AM

usually they pay people for being in porn @VIRAL EATS HIS OWN SHIT


u paid to be in an amateur porn


Inceldeath-Today at 12:25 AM

@VIRAL EATS HIS OWN SHIT did you give her this face when you asked?

VIRAL EATS HIS OWN SHIT-Today at 12:25 AM

it was not porn


he will not post onlin


he assured me that


Kevin-Today at 12:25 AM

it could have been a legal safeguard


since making porn i legal


SIGMA MALE-Today at 12:25 AM

@VIRAL EATS HIS OWN SHIT thats what they say


Kevin-Today at 12:25 AM

but prostituion is not


closetolosingit-Today at 12:26 AM

u paid a white guy 500 dollars to fuck his fillipino whore in the back of a van while he recorded the entire thing


Ofel-Today at 12:26 AM

in the UK you can get decent escorts for 300 pounds for more than an hour, thats like 500 USD


closetolosingit-Today at 12:26 AM

and he gave u a condom


thast wut happened


Inceldeath-Today at 12:26 AM

@VIRAL EATS HIS OWN SHIT so you did give her this face when you asked?

closetolosingit-Today at 12:26 AM

then u came on her belly


VIRAL EATS HIS OWN SHIT-Today at 12:26 AM

yes


SIGMA MALE-Today at 12:26 AM

@VIRAL EATS HIS OWN SHIT they only have to say they are recording u, they dont have to tell u if they will post u online


Overlord Donald-Today at 12:26 AM

well good for you, you got ripped but laid I guess whatever


VIRAL EATS HIS OWN SHIT-Today at 12:26 AM

i came on her belly after she blew me and i finished by jacking off on her belly


Inceldeath-Today at 12:26 AM

@VIRAL EATS HIS OWN SHIT did you show up the hookers dressed wit this much swag?

closetolosingit-Today at 12:26 AM

i see


Inceldeath-Today at 12:27 AM

@VIRAL EATS HIS OWN SHIT did you show her that you could do a double chin?

VIRAL EATS HIS OWN SHIT-Today at 12:27 AM

worst case, i can report the pimp to the poilce, im sure he will be at the same stripclub tomorrow


SIGMA MALE-Today at 12:27 AM

do it


Overlord Donald-Today at 12:27 AM

don't do it


SIGMA MALE-Today at 12:27 AM

say he stole your $500


Overlord Donald-Today at 12:27 AM

forget this ever happened


St-Gottard-Today at 12:27 AM

walk away dude


SIGMA MALE-Today at 12:28 AM

say u had $500 and went to the strip club and the pimp beat u up and stole it

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

This is a real person.
I can't believe this is a real person.

Kiwi Farms Official Motto

 

[Triggered]

On this site we have:
An autistic Sonicfag who freezes his sperm and carved a "vagina" into his body (and that's just in the past year)
A fat abuser who thinks he's a sexy Mexican witch and believes we send killsquads after him
A pedophile apologist who pimps her (now ex) husband and got booted from Nintendo for prostitution
Several actual pedophiles
A transtrender ogre who traveled to Null's house to threaten him and probably outed his illegal immigrant boyfriend to ICE to farm asspats.
A shit-smearing autogynophile with a Neanderthal forehead

Why does "3edgy5me incel loser" break your suspension of disbelief?

This is all true.
I suppose sometimes the seemingly endless amount of autism found on here still continues to be a sort of surprise.
Thank god for the farms, showing just how special the world outside from my own can be.

 

[bbbandito]

A few weeks ago there was an interesting moment in the Discord. One of those unlucky bastards drove over 10 hours to meet up with a girl (presumably for sex)

He got there and all he reported to the chat was "she was asleep."

The other "incels" in the chat turned on him like a pack of fucking dogs. (pun kinda intended)

 

[Chris did nothing wrong]

@canino1997

I'm curious about your opinions of necro. Would you ever be willing for example to arrange to have your own corpse employed in such acts after you eventually perish?

 

[canino1997]

@canino1997

I'm curious about your opinions of necro. Would you ever be willing for example to arrange to have your own corpse employed in such acts after you eventually perish?

I wouldn't care since I would be dead.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

@canino1997 Just wow, turkey is really a fucked up place, huh?

 

[canino1997]

@canino1997 Just wow, turkey is really a fucked up place, huh?

Nah not rly. It is pretty sane when it comes to female matters.

 

[ON 190]

I wouldn't care since I would be dead.

No, no... have you specifically put on your donor card "fuck my corpse until it's essentially ground beef"?

 

[Autistic Illuminati]

What lies? 1000 BTC are worth way more than what I have now. Yes, I mined some BTC but then I spent all of it. The 2nd batch of money was earned in the ways I stated. Yea that was before I kicked my mom out. I kicked her out after I dropped out of school don't know the exact time. That post tells a story in the past. I was very young when that took place. I used to play battlefield 3 alot when I was still in school. I kicked her out in late 2013 I think.

like i said before, try harder when you lie.

you get grounded by BOTH of your parent (again, daddy disappeared before your birth but seem pretty much here to give you money for video games) the 25 of december, and between the 25 and the 31 you kick your mom out of the house ?
and your daddy let his mega omega child do that at the early age of 16 ?

 

[viral]

A few weeks ago there was an interesting moment in the Discord. One of those unlucky bastards drove over 10 hours to meet up with a girl (presumably for sex)

He got there and all he reported to the chat was "she was asleep."

The other "incels" in the chat turned on him like a pack of fucking dogs. (pun kinda intended)

I was trolling them but they took it very seriously, Mods were threatening me too so i just decided to not post or visit much anymore. That place was repetitive jokes and scripted convos, I can at least say I made a friend that is a girl from all the time I spent there.

 

[canino1997]

like i said before, try harder when you lie.
View attachment 173435
you get grounded by BOTH of your parent (again, daddy disappeared before your birth but seem pretty much here to give you money for video games) the 25 of december, and between the 25 and the 31 you kick your mom out of the house ?

I didn't leave the house for 4 years and I separated with my mom around 1 year after I stopped leaving. I never even saw my dad.

Edit: That post never mentioned a father or a father figure. Aanne means mother and annemler means just female parent or something like that. Google translate is not a good translation source.

 

[Autistic Illuminati]

I didn't leave the house for 4 years and I separated with my mom around 1 year after I stopped leaving. I never even saw my dad.

You asked a man who abandonned you, and a dad you never saw, to give you money for cheating in video game ?

I mean, i don't know what to believe : at that time you where rich enought to live on your own but you still begged your parents for money to play video games ? (including the parent you never saw, mind you)

parents are pretty much a plurial my dude

 

[0xDEADBEEF]

I was trolling them but they took it very seriously, Mods were threatening me too so i just decided to not post or visit much anymore. That place was repetitive jokes and scripted convos, I can at least say I made a friend that is a girl from all the time I spent there.

Suuuuure. You were just trolling them man. We all believe that.

 

[Overcast]

Dude, you seemed like a normal looking guy judging from your pics, how difficult could have it been to just... talk to a girl, get to know her and see where things go?

Why go after dog carcasses?

 

[viral]

Suuuuure. You were just trolling them man. We all believe that.

believe what you want.

 

[Lunachu]

Harambe and Jesus didn't die for incels. Elliot Rodger did, Sodini did, Seung did.

Well would you have had sex with them? You say women disgust you, so you probably should give the gay thing a try.

 

[NimertiS]

Nah not rly. It is pretty sane when it comes to female matters.

Sure,man.

"A marriage guide handed out to newly-weds in Turkey has prompted anger after suggesting husbands whose wives who do not "beautify" themselves should beat them, and that children as young as 10 can get married.

The book, called "Marriage and Family Life", also reportedly claims that after being beaten, women should serve their husbands coffee while wearing "flirtatious" outfits.

The guide, by former religious affairs department employee Hasan Caliskan, was handed out in two districts but drew the ire of MP Fatma Kaplan Hurriyet, who told the Turkish Parliament it "considers women as sheep". (yay bestiality pun unintended)


According to Sol International, she said: "My hairs stood on end as I continued to read it.

"The book mentions the details of the nuptial night. It mentions ‘the right of sexual exploitation’, obedience to the husband, and it says that ‘the good woman is one who is obedient’, that a woman cannot go out without the knowledge of her husband, and that she must wear flirtatious dresses and try to please her husband when he beats her.

"If I read this book to you, which has been completely built upon the man’s sexual life with expressions in it, such as ‘If you do not abide by these methods, your child will be an imbecile’, ‘If you talk while having sex, your child will be a stutterer’, or ‘The wife must be skillful in domestic work and doing her husband’s work’, you would blush like a tomato."

The 394-page manual was said to have been handed to new couples in the city of Kutahya, and a similar version given out in Pamukkale."

Source: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...them-domestic-abuse-make-up-sex-a7519256.html

 

[Infidel]

Oh man oh man this is a good thread.

Okay, legit question: Why is being an incel such an important part of your identity? Why that label rather than another?

Also, we get that you're Turkish, but do you live in Turkey or somewhere else? (if this has already been replied to, I didn't catch it)

 

[canino1997]

You asked a man who abandonned you, and a dad you never saw, to give you money for cheating in video game ?

I mean, i don't know what to believe : at that time you where rich enought to live on your own but you still begged your parents for money to play video games ? (including the parent you never saw, mind you)

parents are pretty much a plurial my dude

As I said I only asked my mother and you are going off google translate to prove that I have a dad LMAO. Annemler means mother side parent.