Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

[Rick Nekieta]

About 20 pages back, people were comparing PPP to Jabba and Andy to Salacious B Crumb. It is worth noting that Salacious got one-shotted by R2D2 in much the same way that Andy got one-shotted by Salt Papi (You could argue it was four hits, but it was a single combo/exchange).

 

[RandomShirtlessMan]

Aww man all the fun stuff always happens when I'm asleep

DIDNT YOU GET THE MEMO, NIGGER???

THE TRAIN JUST LEFT THE STATION, FROM NOW ON ITS ONLY GOOD TIMES

EVERY POST HERE IS ANOTHER DISCORD TRANNY GETTING PTSD FROM YET ANOTHER WARSKI FAILURE

EVERY POST HERE IS ANOTHER REMINDER THE STORED FAT FROM ASHITTON OFPORKS WILL HAVE TO BE USED IN WINTER

THE DONOS ARE RUNNING DRY

CAN YOU FEEL THE CLOSET DOOR SHUTTING, PIRES? CAN YOU FEEL THE CABIN GETTING FROSTY, PORKIE?

 

[All becomes gunt]

TARD MISER REDUX

THIS IS FOR YOU, KING OF STING, LOVED BY FEW, BUT APPRECIATED OVER THE CENTURIES

CHAT! CHAT! CHAT! OHH MY GOD...
I'm Mister Abortion, I'm Mister Grift!
I'm Mister Failed Boxer,
I'm Mister Killed-My-Own-Kid!
Friends call me wine sniffer-
Whatever I'm on...
Goes to shit before long!
Then I'm gone.
AUAGHAUAGHAAHAGAHAHGAUAGAH
(He's mister Beejams man, he's mister Coke)
ASHTON!!!
(He's mister Aim-Aim'in, he's mister show up in smoke!)
Friends call me Boring Snoreski,
Whatever I touch:
Dies because of my clutch!
(He's high too much.)
I never wanna work a job that takes any GRIT!
I'd rather get knocked out in 15 seconds, then I SPLIT!
fElTeD! FeLtEd! AUAAGUAGAUAGAHAGAHA. UAAAAAAARRRRRRGHHHHH!
(He's mister Beejams man, he's mister ebb)
AHHHH BEEJAMS!!!
(He's mister coke-addict, he's mister failed celeb.)
FRIENDS CALL ME SCREAMING RETARD-
WHENEVER I SHOUT-
THE CROWD TELLS ME TO GET OUT.
I WANT SOME CLOUT!

Had to do a cover.

 

[Londo]

DIDNT YOU GET THE MEMO, NIGGER???

THE TRAIN JUST LEFT THE STATION, FROM NOW ON ITS ONLY GOOD TIMES

EVERY POST HERE IS ANOTHER DISCORD TRANNY GETTING PTSD FROM YET ANOTHER WARSKI FAILURE

EVERY POST HERE IS ANOTHER REMINDER THE STORED FAT FROM ASHITTON OFPORKS WILL HAVE TO BE USED IN WINTER

THE DONOS ARE RUNNING DRY

CAN YOU FEEL THE CLOSET DOOR SHUTTING, PIRES? CAN YOU FEEL THE CABIN GETTING FROSTY, PORKIE?

WE WONT STOP THE ALAWGING UNTIL WE SEE PPP'S COLD AS THE POLAR ICE CAP BREATHE ON CAM FROM THE BITTER COLD.

WE DEMAND A SACRIFICE TO SANTA. THERES ONLY ENOUGH ROOM FOR ONE FAT MAN THIS SEASON.

 

[All becomes gunt]

WE WONT STOP THE ALAWGING UNTIL WE SEE PPP'S COLD AS THE POLAR ICE CAP BREATHE ON CAM FROM THE BITTER COLD.

WE DEMAND A SACRIFICE TO SANTA. THERES ONLY ENOUGH ROOM FOR ONE FAT MAN THIS SEASON.

A TOTAL AND COMPLETE SHUTDOWN OF THE CASINO UNTILL WE HAVE A PEOPLE'S POPULIST POPSICLE.

STILL STREAMING TO 0 VIEWERS. ITS TOUGH. THE CABIN IS COLD.

 

[C. G. B. Spender]

STILL STREAMING TO 0 VIEWERS. ITS TOUGH. THE CABIN IS COLD.

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Is Andy avoiding his girlfriend again?

 

[All becomes gunt]

Is Andy avoiding his girlfriend again?

Late night begging for subs if i had to wager. Their viewcount is at 360ish so i'd wager they have around 36 real viewers. Twisted Mind is back.

 

[RandomShirtlessMan]

Late night begging for subs if i had to wager. Their viewcount is at 360ish so i'd wager they have around 36 real viewers. Twisted Mind is back.

I-I-ITS JUST A CHILLSTREAM GUYS

 

[C. G. B. Spender]

Late night begging for subs if i had to wager. Their viewcount is at 360ish so i'd wager they have around 36 real viewers. Twisted Mind is back.

Andy cant run anything alone, well maybe from his GF but its always terrible when he does solo shows. How many paypigs are even donating at this point of the stream since its almost hour 14 and 11am in his Cuckada timezone.

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

I dunno if it was just PPP being retarded for effect or he really is retarded, but Century Egg isn't rotten.

It's great with congee that has lots of toppings on it.

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

Andy cant run anything alone, well maybe from his GF but its always terrible when he does solo shows. How many paypigs are even donating at this point of the stream since its almost hour 14 and 11am in his Cuckada timezone.

It's an immediate disaster whenever PPP goes to take a piss and he has to talk to the viewers by himself for a few minutes. You can tell he's relieved when PPP is back.
The only reason he's even able to do the solo streams is because of the gaming and him being able to talk about himself CONSTANTLY. He's so egotistical and in love with himself.
No wonder that everyone except for paypigs get absolutely fed up with having to listen to Andy praise himself and go on and on about whatever project he's currently obsessed with.

 

[C. G. B. Spender]

It's an immediate disaster whenever PPP goes to take a piss and he has to talk to the viewers by himself for a few minutes. You can tell he's relieved when PPP is back.
The only reason he's even able to do the solo streams is because of the gaming and him being able to talk about himself CONSTANTLY. He's so egotistical and in love with himself.
No wonder that everyone except for paypigs get absolutely fed up with having to listen to Andy praise himself and go on and on about whatever project he's currently obsessed with.

He has always been like that, i remember his cringe anti-SJW videos and early livestreams where that behavior showed up already.

An-dee and ze low IQ intervenzions incident was kinda related to that when Spedski would constantly interrupt JF's autistic flow with some stupid Warskisms.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

STILL STREAMING TO 0 VIEWERS. ITS TOUGH. THE CABIN IS COLD.

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Warski has been streaming for 15 hours straight, PPP and the UFO guy left a little before 7.5 hours in, meaning Warski has been streaming by himself for nearly 8 hours.



While the stream lists Warski as playing Fallout New Vegas, he stopped playing that hours ago.

He is currently watching a show by Tommy Wiseau and has been watching it for approximately the past 3.5 hours.

That's right: transformative commentary from Andy Warski over a television show produced, written by, and starring Tommy Wiseau.



EDIT: Warski has ended the stream at 15:17:20.



Kick claims this stream has over 101,000 views.

 

[Captain Manning]

Warski has been streaming for 15 hours straight, PPP and the UFO guy left a little before 7.5 hours in, meaning Warski has been streaming by himself for nearly 8 hours.

He's on coke again, isn't he?

That fucking sucks, if true, because he was actually kind of a nice recovery story to point to for a while, and his one year sober comment really got under Rekieta's skin.

 

[Nate Higgers]

despite needing step by step guidance to install New Vegas mods

What? Oh, buddy…nooooooo

 

[dustnight]

The stream prior to that has 12,000 VOD viewers at the time of this writing. The chat log for the 09:43:54-long stream has 980 unique Kick accounts sending chat messages on the channel during the stream.

Let's summarize:

1098/980 = 1.12x the number of chatters
79.6/12 = 6.63x the number of VOD viewers

Can anyone make this make sense?

Well you're going to have at least a certain number of viewers who never chat and/or don't even have a Kick account, but this wouldn't explain the 70k vod so either Kick had a glitch or the view bot malfunctioned. I can't really see why you'd view bot one live random stream...

Late night begging for subs if i had to wager. Their viewcount is at 360ish so i'd wager they have around 36 real viewers. Twisted Mind is back.

If there are around 130 active in chat around those hours then I'd say the 300 view count is fairly accurate.

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

Warski has been streaming for 15 hours straight, PPP and the UFO guy left a little before 7.5 hours in, meaning Warski has been streaming by himself for nearly 8 hours.

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While the stream lists Warski as playing Fallout New Vegas, he stopped playing that hours ago.

He is currently watching a show by Tommy Wiseau and has been watching it for approximately the past 3.5 hours.

That's right: transformative commentary from Andy Warski over a television show produced, written by, and starring Tommy Wiseau.

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EDIT: Warski has ended the stream at 15:17:20.

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Kick claims this stream has over 101,000 views.

What a fucking loser.
I have a feeling that he'd rather die than to live a life without the spotlight on him in some fashion.

 

[waffle]

PPP is going to monkey branch to Steve, let's go!

 

[AltisticRight]

Hey porky and tard, here's a proposition.
Get a job.

Or don't, it's funny to see the downfall.

 

[New Lady Crackets]

PPP is going to monkey branch to Steve, let's go!

He's on coke again, isn't he?

I'm on board with the relapse arc (and the eventual crash, burn and break up) just to see the post show cancer crash and burn with it. You know Steve calling it out made Andy seethe based on the way he lashed out.

If PPP does his homework on UFO people and stops phoning it in a regular UFO show with Steve and PPP will be kino.

They have been so distracted and bored in the last few shows it's becoming hard to sit through eventhough dono screams are basically gone.