Dylan James Mulvaney / Days of Girlhood / Day __ of Being a Girl - Dylan Explains It All, a gay man interprets 'girlhood' in all glorious technicolor.

Hongourable Madisha said:
Yeah, THE Rake. As in the creepypasta monster.
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Or a Wendigo in a dress.
 
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Haftag said:
Are we sure about that Broadway background? All his music outings so far don't imply any real singing history. Not the worst out there, but not any good either.

I have to emphasize once again that passing is just as much about behaviour as it is looks, if not more. He could have a chance at it, even if just a little, if he ever kept that mouth shut, but I highly doubt it.
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He was a community theater kid during his high school years in CA and then he majored in musical theater in college. He’s been spoiling for actor fame and fortune a long time. Not long after college he got a lucky break getting cast in a version (not the original Broadway production) of Book of Mormon that toured the west coast (and Canada iirc.) That was in 2019. The Covid Meltdown occurred in March of 2020 and killed the touring gig. And young Dylan’s momentum. And dreams of musical theater stardom. So he started screwing around making vids for YT.

All he had to do was sit tight and wait the Covid insanity out. Alotta people lost their live acting gigs then and resumed them later. I guess he couldn’t accept the setback and be patient. I had a tough time buying his sincerity with Days of Girlhood in the beginning. It was way too campy. But maybe a cog slipped while screwing around with that and he decided to go full Method with it and the next thing we all knew he was getting FFS. And then a bit later he sprouted those tiny little titties of his.

At any rate, Dylan got the acting job of (and for) a lifetime by trooning out. He even got to make a music video. He did his own one man show recently. His book comes out next year. Maybe it’s not what he planned when he was a kid doing auditions for community theater, but he’s going with it anyway. Ridin’ the troon train. Probably to the bitter end.
 
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That kind of texture on a dress helps boobless women to fill up a bit. When you have boobs, you're told you shouldn't wear dresses like this to not look massive (kinda like how bad Jazz looks wearing textured dresses with his massive chest).

AND YET, Dylan still looks flat as a freaking line.
 
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Tasty Tatty said:
That kind of texture on a dress helps boobless women to fill up a bit. When you have boobs, you're told you shouldn't wear dresses like this to not look massive (kinda like how bad Jazz looks wearing textured dresses with his massive chest).

AND YET, Dylan still looks flat as a freaking line.
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When Jazz and Dylan meet, they're going to spend a few weeks pretending to be "lesbians" together, never touch/kiss/fuck except for a few cheek-kssing instagram posts, then part ways after achieving enough likes and/or a temporary sponsorship, and never mention each other again.
 
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Dylan, you still really suck at dressing up. You need high-waisted shapes to disguise your snake torso, with a flared skirt to hide your narrow male hips, a padded bra to pretend you have at least three grams of mammary glands, and for God's sake cover your anorexic chest. The skelly look won't get you the "straight" man of your dreams. Also, hide that giraffe neck with ANYTHING. Whatever you can grab that is nearest will do: a book, a jug of milk, a beanie baby. Anything. You're welcome, girly. Slay.
 
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His eyes look so empty. The joy is gone.

Trump won the again and the country is slowly dumping all the tranny garbage. He's got no careers prospects as an annoying campy troon one step removed from a gay faggot. Even pre-election, post-Bud Light he was damaged goods and was in the niche fashion and art scene. He's better off detransitioning and moving to Europe or Australia and starting fresh as a flight attendant, bartender or a cruise ship entertainer for Carnival. Cunard and Regent sure won't take him.
 
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Myrtle the Turtle said:
His eyes look so empty. The joy is gone.
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Empty and anxious. He was brittle and kinda scattered there too, like he couldn't decide (or control) whether to be serious or girly-girl. So we got a mix.
Myrtle the Turtle said:
He's better off detransitioning and moving to Europe or Australia and starting fresh as a flight attendant, bartender or a cruise ship entertainer for Carnival. Cunard and Regent sure won't take him.
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He still might have to change his name though.

Poor Dylan. He's facing an uncertain (but definitely downsized) future. Transitioning enabled him to write, direct and act his own material on a worldwide stage, which is a very unusual thing in early acting careers. You usually have to pay your dues for years and become venerable before getting even a chance to do that. Or have genuine and solid star power to leverage. It's too bad for him that the troon trend in pop culture peaked and is in free fall. Even a dead cat bounce is unlikely now.

So yeah, cruise ship or dinner theater gigs may be in the future for our poor Dylan, unless he wisely banked the dough he had already made and got a good financial advisor to invest it. He could chill out for a few years and then quietly start over with a good agent. Stranger things (pun intended considering Winona Ryder's rise and fall) have happened.

I'd really love to see his tax returns. Did putting all his chips on the troon trend pay off?
 
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Anasa Tristis said:
Never mind the usual ditsy slutty girl routine. He just admitted that the party's over and that he's going to ground.

That was very similar to when scandal ducking politicians quit and say that they want to spend more time with their families. There's lots of warm smiling and reassuring words, but the twitchy-ness and the panicked eyes say otherwise.
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The difference in attitude when you see these freaks talk now versus the smugness when they had the Corpse of Joe Biden occupying the White House with his constant girldick sucking is really something.
A lot of these "celebrities" know the Leftist grift was entirely performative, they go through the motions, they were happy to take the money from Cackles to endorse that shit and read their scripts, but you can tell the ones that didn't believe their own shit, but the ones that have genuine TDS like De Niro or that clown Mark Hamill, those race baiting bitches from the View, or gross Troons like Dyldo here that drank the Kool Aid look fucking shook, I wonder if they actually believe some of the shit they were peddling, or they just see the writing on the wall and are realizing they have irrevocably damaged their careers and reputations with their histrionic shit?
 
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