Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.
- Thread starter Mr Moonface
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Why would you share this? In what possible universe does this improve your life in any way or make you look good rather than give your detractors more things to mock you about. It's on a par with admitting that someone stuck a butterknife up your bum. It's this relentless public sharing of embarrassing information about himself that makes Shane such a great lolcow.
"I get banned from everywhere I post. Am I the problem? No, it's the children who are wrong."
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“Do better” is a meaningless, conversation ending, condescending, wannabe “dunk” of a platitude that midwits with delusions of relevance/competence use in lieu of contributing anything meaningful to a conversation. Shane’s swift removal from any community he shits up is a net good for humanity, and ironically, doing better.
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I'm amazed they put up with this useless annoying retarded lunatic as long as they did.
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it's also an excellent way to alienate your audience and make yourself look like a condescending petulant prick
and the folk who are most condescending are always the ones with the least to be condescending about
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At least you still got threads Shane! Though this comment will age like milk within a month.
Also, they got rid of him before they shuttered it, that's how much of an insufferable piece of shit he is
Also, they got rid of him before they shuttered it, that's how much of an insufferable piece of shit he is
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Shane is the personification of the meme.
He’s such a fucking retard that he thinks it’s a W to be too toxic even for the usual hugboxes like BlueCry.
He’s such a fucking retard that he thinks it’s a W to be too toxic even for the usual hugboxes like BlueCry.
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Why would he even post this? This is so embarrassing. He's just booted out of everywhere he goes, even shit holes like Reddit and BlueSky. He must think gender pronouns are a pass to behave however he likes. Shane ain't too bright.
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I love this. It's like a mortally wounded soldier clasping an unpinned grenade to take out his most hated enemy out along with him. "I may be doomed", it says, "but fuck you. Fuck you in particular." That's the level of spite reserved for people you really, viscerally hate, which shows what Microsoft actually think of him.
It's the kind of thing that sends a message, assuming the recipient isn't thick as pigshit, so it sadly didn't work on Shane.
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To be fair, you have to be incredibly stupid to try and get Fatrick Tomlinson to notice you. 1.2 GPAs of a feather flock together, you might say.
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Fat too, that's not flocking, that's gravity. Basic Orbital Mechanics, child.
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So Shane here couldn't even last a day on the QVC forums (American Television Network) before they banned him. I wanted to see what he was crying about before they banned him for being an asshole to people.
Like come on, there had to have been some gold here, he now claims he worked for Microsoft for twenty years.
There was 18 posts on that site, all deleted because he's an asshole. And he's been on forums since he was born
At least I know what he was trying to buy with his coupon he was trying to use there
Like come on, there had to have been some gold here, he now claims he worked for Microsoft for twenty years.
There was 18 posts on that site, all deleted because he's an asshole. And he's been on forums since he was born
At least I know what he was trying to buy with his coupon he was trying to use there
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he probably wont get banned here. just saying. he could join in on the fun.
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I'm an asshole to people here and I haven't been banned yet, he could do fine here as long as he sticks to his thread (he wont)
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Found the first page (pro tip: yandex is the search engine that still lets you see cached pages)
And this went on for another page
This guy is such an insufferable asshole.
Shoutout to @KF Cruiser who was last active November 21.
Edit: I just noticed, this guy says he's been posting on BBS boards for almost 40 years. According to some marriage document in the OP he was born in 1981, is this nigga saying he was posting online at the age of 3??? LMAO this fat shit-fucking retard
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Damn those pesky Russians!Found the first page (pro tip: yandex is the search engine that still lets you see cached pages)
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And this went on for another page
This guy is such an insufferable asshole.
Shoutout to @KF Cruiser who was last active November 21.
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Also lmao that Shane thought his indigent ass would qualify for Easy Pay when he’s living off the hard work of single moms and struggling families. GET A JOB.I just noticed, this guy says he's been posting on BBS boards for almost 40 years. According to some marriage document in the OP he was born in 1981, is this nigga saying he was posting online at the age of 3??? LMAO this fat shit-fucking retard
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You're not making anyone mad at Microsoft; you're just an antisocial malcontent living off the dime of working people.
Shane is a filthy, malingering, engorged leech.
Shane is a filthy, malingering, engorged leech.
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Maybe he'd have less trouble with his Microsoft if he lost some weight and drank something besides Mountain Dew for once.
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also... you can go to any Goodwill in the damn United States and find a kindle for less than ten bucks. Sure, it's not going to be the newest and best one, but it'll keep someone with no job and fat fingers occupied until their Amazon refund goes through.