Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

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Remember that 2.5 years ago he was going to launch a full boxing career and recently he paid 5K for access to a game engine for a game he is going to solely program, despite needing step by step guidance to install New Vegas mods. He can't just interact with something at the introductory level and be honest about his introductory status, paying attention to the step he is on, he is totally going to make everything his whole career.
You know he could've just made a Gunt mod for New Vegas where you get captured by unknown bandits and taken south and you have to escape and slay the Mexican demon, it would've unironically fit perfectly and he wouldn't even have to worry about it being 'up to quality standards'. The whole project probably could have easily cost five thousand loonies. But alas this is Tardski...
 
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Anyone find it ironic that PPP threw sneak disses at Phil for being reticent to use screen capture cards, electing to film his TV, yet Ashton himself refuses to learn how to use OBS?
Also, when Phil calls it "our streak" they lambaste him for it really being *his* streak, but then say "Let's get some subs" as if the subs were shared amongst all.
When others use "don't let the enemies win" as a talking point, it doesn't check. Until they do the same thing.
They do it “ironically” so it’s ok. That’s actually how these fucking retards and their low iq fans genuinely think btw.
 
They do it “ironically” so it’s ok. That’s actually how these fucking retards and their low iq fans genuinely think btw.
Isn't that kind of what cult leaders do to paper over the cracks of their missteps.

"I purposely left the door unlocked so you would see me getting sodomized by that tranny hooker as a test! And yes my son, your instincts to confront me about it were correct, you passed brilliantly! I knew you had the spirit of the Father in you! Now be sure not to tell any of your brethren about this, lest you bespoil their own tests. Our Father will not accept the weak of heart nor the weak of will in his flock."
 
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I am going to be as charitable to the Kino Casino as they deserve. PPP and Andy read this thread so I am going to put this out there. If the allegations against you are not true you need to take action.

PPP you need to deal with the initial allegations that Surfer made about Zoosadism and killing a cat for sexual gratification. Its not the farms or the A-logs who are defaming you. You are a limited-purpose public figure and despite what you think we don't really have any malice against you (unless the statements are true and then get on the fucking wall). Surfer made a statement about you that is so heinous that it is defamation per se. Its damaging just by the nature of the allegation but like in Monty's case against Rekieta you have to prove damages. In your case if your numbers are hurting you can prove damages. If the stuff Surfer said is untrue I will be the first to apologize to you, but know that its not my responsibility to correct the record its yours and Surfer's. Have Surfer come out and either double down or retract it. If he refuses sue him in court. If anything Kyler or Ironwolfspear said was untrue you need to sue them as well. Maybe even depose Metokur Massochist. It would be highly unlikely though and very expensive but you yourself said you make six figures. If that is true you need to protect your income. You have problems when it comes to MM though. You banned him and admitted that he is a pedophile and a weirdo and you partied with him. This doesn't bode well for you if you actually went to Vegas on his dime and partaked in certain activities. You cannot sue if the allegations are true.

The Surfer allegations are fucking vile and evil. You need to reign that shit in because given the current degeneracy people are more inclined to believe you did kill a cat for sexual gratification with your brother. Your brother isn't the most likeable figure because he rips off Uber eats even when you idiots get more than you ordered. That is fucked up and makes me think you are both psychopaths. Not to mention you, PPP, harassed a man on the street for months and months until the police was called on you. You admitted it on one of your shows! That is so fucked up.

Your Buddy, Steven Cambian, has a polygraph machine. Both of you idiot Canadians should go to his house and hook yourselves up to it. I believe that Steven has enough integrity to not lie to us. I think you need to be asked questions from the detractors, A-logs, and even your former and current supporters. I suspect in PPP's case he might be a psychopath and a pathological liar so the test may not be as effective but I think there is a way to determine if it is inconclusive.

Even if you do take the test I think you should rein in Surfer if he is lying. Andy needs to answer questions about the 15 year old girl he was supposedly sexting. If you ignore all of this I think its safe to assume you fucks are guilty as sin.

Edit: This wouldn't be considered a lulsuit either. There is a difference between being laughed at and made fun of and someone calling you a fucking Zoosadist and killing small animals for pleasure! I want the TRUTH or at least CLOSER TO THE TRUTH. Surfer and others defamed you. Do something about it. Its your life and income!
 
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Hasn’t there been plenty of legal precedent for polygraph results basically being bullshit/inadmissible in court
They are not admissible as direct evidence in court anywhere except new mexico however they are still extensively used as a pre trial investigation tool as well as for establishing security clearance by the feds.

I have personally interacted with multiple polygraph operators and subjected them to a ton of questions and demonstrations. I cannot claim to be a definitive expert but in my personal experience they are reliable if you have a good operator with a proven track record, which usually means they are associated with the NPA and the local state association.

Happy to hear people with a differing experience or information, just speaking for what I have seen. Like I said it massively depends on the operator which is why I wouldn’t have steven do it since he is (no offense) an amateur.
 
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Andy cant run anything alone, well maybe from his GF but its always terrible when he does solo shows. How many paypigs are even donating at this point of the stream since its almost hour 14 and 11am in his Cuckada timezone.
He did a decent job on solo streams with his friends when PPP had an emergency about a year ago, but I was just using it as background noise while I was playing my own vidja for the most part. It didn't rise to the level of being entertaining in its own right, but it was above abject silence. His post show streams suck energy from the viewer, you see a spaced out and jaded man killing time until he is exhausted enough to crash. When he streamed his game streams during normal stream time, he had enough energy to be marginally entertaining. Then again, that was probably his professional online buddy persona that he has cultivated over years. When he's doing it after the main event and he has earned his money for the day, you can tell he is miserable and just doing it to avoid losing the paypigs. Knowing that he's running a Pay Pig Pen on discord between shows and is essentially a monkey on a string for a host of paypigs paints a dismal picture, but he is ultimately just being hoisted on a petard of his own making. He chose to be there and he continues to choose to stay there. He was unironically better off as an Uber driver out of the public eye.
 
He did a decent job on solo streams with his friends when PPP had an emergency about a year ago
To be fair at least 3 of those streams Cancerman stayed for 80% of the duration. Hard to think of a bigger crutch to lean on in this sektur. It’s possible our memory of them not being so bad is caused by that and not warski
 
You guys are probably right because lets face it they are probably both psychopaths and pathological liars who would pass it. I think its probably not gonna fly.
Andy would pass the first half because he's a retard and wouldnt understand questions. The last half would start to prop up his retardxiety and the heartbeats would indicate lies.

Is there a polygraph for elephants and rhinos? Maybe whales? The only ones compatible with the fatso
 
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You guys are probably right because lets face it they are probably both psychopaths and pathological liars who would pass it. I think its probably not gonna fly.
Well here is the thing about polygraphs. They are not admissible in court and the people handling them are going through very extensive certification since investigators use them as a tool to extract evidence and apply pressure on a case. You can have one at your home yes it's a nice novelty but that doesn't mean that you are able or certified to use it to effect. My polygraph and lie detector test which is way more effective is their reaction to situations and they are sweeping , minimizing , running away. These are things a guilty person does.
 
Edit: This wouldn't be considered a lulsuit either. There is a difference between being laughed at and made fun of and someone calling you a fucking Zoosadist and killing small animals for pleasure! I want the TRUTH or at least CLOSER TO THE TRUTH. Surfer and others defamed you. Do something about it. Its your life and income!
It would definitely be a lulsuit HOWEVER you are completely right and they should definitely take your advice and sue everyone, for the sake of the truth of course.
The power of the Truth
 
Well you're going to have at least a certain number of viewers who never chat and/or don't even have a Kick account, but this wouldn't explain the 70k vod so either Kick had a glitch or the view bot malfunctioned. I can't really see why you'd view bot one live random stream...
You can play around with the numbers to see how realistic that is.

For three streams (6 days) ago:
12,600/980 = 12.9 VOD views per unique chatter.

For the stream before the stream that just ended (2 days ago):
81,100/1098 = 73.9 VOD views per unique chatter.

Note that in the past half a day or so, the stream from 6 days ago has gained 600 VOD views and the stream from 2 days ago has gained 1,500 views.

The only question I have is whether KC are botting or whether Kick has switched to "Rumble counting" of their VOD views, as their most recent stream has over 100,000 VOD views.
 
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