Americans, which US states would you nuke and why?

[Void Cat]

Summoning the burgerkiwis

 

[Unarmed Gunman]

Hawaii. I got nothing against the state but I'd like to avoid the nuclear fallout so they gotta go.

 

[Soy Fed]

New Jersey, you get NYC as a bonus from the fallout.

 

[SofondaCox]

I’d nuke my mother - New York. They’ve destroyed basic liberty, the environment, the schools. It’s unrecognizable.
Took a jar of soil to be buried with me, cause I’m never going back.

 

[️ronic]

All of them except the one I live in.

 

[Patrick Not-Star]

This is the only scenario in which I would support Puerto Rico becoming a state.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

Canada.

 

[TaimuRadiu]

I would nuke Texas, because I just fucking hate Texas. I have had the misfortune to live in that hell state.

 

[OrionBalls]

Jersey. They're the worst of the jagoffs.

 

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

As an honorary American?

No such thing, nobody asked, stay poor and brown or chinese.

 

[Beastie]

No such thing, nobody asked, stay poor and brown or chinese.

吃屎

 

[Kiska]

If this was a long time ago I would 100% nominate the Philippines, if it was today Id still nominate them even though they're no longer our land.