Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

[Hectic Heckler]

Whatever, janitors have their own opinions too, it's ok as long as they don't try to silence people so they can control the climate of the thread.
It's really hard to find good janitors for this reason, they have to be motivated and interested in the topic in hand and at the same time be objective and fair at enforcing the rules.

The main owner of this site barely went after the casino over the drama and is probably going to attend the upcoming new years celebration show, and honestly thats the only opinion that really matters.

Nobody cares, shut the fuck up sperg.

 

[3MMA]

Porkton & Tardski are really missing a lot of fun, entertainment, & good times. The site users who are being critical of the KC are giving Tard & Lard heaps of content, & they continue to run away in fear. I can’t imagine marketing myself as some big critic of things, like PPP & Andy do, while running like scared little boys from their own critics. It’s no wonder they’ve lost so much in the last month especially. I’m going out of my way to not act unfair in my criticism, as I’ve never been a fan of Kino Casino, & since it’s inception have voiced how the show is absolute shit.

First, the latest song parody that @All becomes gunt recently recorded a rendition of (iirc @DogZero wrote the lyrics) is really kind of funny. I’m not really a fan of the recordings & find ABG’s voice grating half the time, but that was really funny how they both delivered that. I appreciated it in the spirit in which it was made. It was fun & based on truth. It was a funny critique.

Why aren’t Tard & Lard playing that on their (stupid) show? It’s hilarious, it’s actually a compliment to be the subject of such parody, too. Missed opportunity. They keep coming off as allergic to fun, scared of opinions, & totally weak. They can’t even laugh at themselves, no matter how hard Porkton tried with his one little pathetic video in response to the Las Vegas leaks.

Speaking of, those Las Vegas leaks proved that Tard & Lard have no business ever going after “e-thots” even beyond the fact that they themselves are e-thots. I’ll get to this in a minute, but first it’s important to point out that Andy & PPP both sell a fake relationship to their audience. They are e-thots & there is no doubt about it. They do it for money. Period. Just because they arent selling titties doesn’t make them any better. They sell the same thing to their customers, a fake relationship.

Back to the Las Vegas behavior. Paying for prostitutes is disgusting. It’s not no big deal. They are sick. They have no business denigrating e-thots as they themselves are friendship simulator e-thots, & they also buy people to fuck or watch fuck. How are they any better? You can’t be some awesome critic if you buy people for sex, people that would never be with you without that. That is sick. I don’t care how normalized prostitution is, it’s sick. If you buy women you also have no business criticizing e-thots, bish. You buy “thots” without the “e.” No better.

My main issues with the KC have always been that it’s too long, it’s fake, & unoriginal. I’ve seen them repeat info & ideas from this forum since their first show. Faggots just eat up PPP-thot repeating the very theory that that user came up with in the first place. The show goes on so long to maximize their donations. It’s got no substance of it’s own & isn’t self sustaining. Time always tells.

Their donors are eventually going to expire, especially if they continue their current routine. Just like e-thots age out, so do e-thot friend simulators. Being DSP is their fear, if they are lucky they’ll get $50, maybe a couple hundred per stream. Better start saving every hundred dollar dono you get, Beejam e-thot boys. Looks like many people are finally seeing through your schtick, too.

If you sell shit, & deliver shit, eventually even those you’ve tricked into thinking your shit actually shines, will drop you without a backwards glance.
ETA: typo

 

[Dude Snakes]

in DMs PPP hates everyone, thinks everyone should be shot, etc. Cleary his friends and acquittances including Josh just accept that part of PPPs personality includes him occasionally sperging out about them behind their back. He's an overweight sperg but he probably means well, unless the animal sodomization thing is true of course.

kino casino wouldn't exist without kiwi farms, PPP himself has acknowledged this on many occasions. Why would he post here when he can just rephrase posts from here to an audience of high paying pay pigs? It's the same reason Turkey Tom doesn't post here, the money is in sharing kiwifarms with the world, not in posting on kiwifarms.

Ashton fucked an animal?!

 

[All becomes gunt]

First, the latest song parody that @All becomes gunt recently recorded a rendition of (iirc @DogZero wrote the lyrics) is really kind of funny. I’m not really a fan of the recordings & find ABG’s voice grating half the time, but that was really funny how they both delivered that. I appreciated it in the spirit in which it was made. It was fun & based on truth. It was a funny critique.

The lyrics and initial song were written by King of Sting. Trully a gem i always wanted to do a rendition of.

Ashton fucked an animal?!

There was once a poor little kitten named Mister Meow. It used be the Parks family cat, cute little fellow. HOWEVER ASSTON AND HIS BROTHER CROC TOOK A HOT IRON AND SODOMIZED THE POOR LITTLE THING TO DEATH. NOW IT'S ANDY JUNIOR'S PET.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

PPP is going to monkey branch to Steve, let's go!

Steve as the next Surfer LFG!!!!!.

Steve better get well acquainted with the Toilet brush scrubber because he will be cleaning the bowl.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

My main issues with the KC have always been that it’s too long, it’s fake, & unoriginal. I’ve seen them repeat info & ideas from this forum since their first show. Faggots just eat up PPP-thot repeating the very theory that that user came up with in the first place. The show goes on so long to maximize their donations. It’s got no substance of it’s own & isn’t self sustaining. Time always tells.

The targets of the Casino have lost most of their steam in the last 2.5-3 years and a lot of it is truly the whipping of dead horses. In early 2022, Ralph and the various AF personalities were on their way down, but they still had room to fall. Now they are dead horses. Cog had his 15 minutes in the Portugal sequel, but getting a lot of eyes on him was a recipe for cowdom, he could not pivot his singular success into a respected e-persona (for good reason). Feaser has been dead for over a year and they still gibbet his corpse.

In early 2022, their adversaries were all on the decline, but in a position that they could have theoretically righted the ship and gained steam again. Now they are uberdead doornails. Now the casino is on the decline and it is only a matter of time before they go full Cozy.tv.

It is extra delicious that PPP got a big head after rubbing elbows with wheelers and dealers at Celebrity Boxing II and one of his most common talking points is "shrinking audience/shrinking donos" Because he's portrayed everyone else's drops as hopelessly perpetual and not just a series of ebbs and flows, any temporary shrinkage is going to create a spiral that wouldn't exist from a more grounded persona.

At this point, they might as well just have a super secret paywalled backchannel where they only stream to the 5% that give 95% of the donos. The limitations of that 5% mean that other 95% will never grow and since we have evidence that there is a severely false viewer count, they should know especially how dire it is. Invest in a furnace for the cabin PPP while you're still raking it in.

 

[Dude Snakes]

The lyrics and initial song were written by King of Sting. Trully a gem i always wanted to do a rendition of.

There was once a poor little kitten named Mister Meow. It used be the Parks family cat, cute little fellow. HOWEVER ASSTON AND HIS BROTHER CROC TOOK A HOT IRON AND SODOMIZED THE POOR LITTLE THING TO DEATH. NOW IT'S ANDY JUNIOR'S PET.

If this is true I hope Ashton dies of a heart attack.

 

[Pomniman]

Unbanned last week, I'm still unable to read this thread because of sperg essays and all caps raging that I just skip without reading.

GUNTRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL. STAND DOWN KASINOKUCK.

 

[Coach Blue Pill]

Warski’s paypig puritysin tells him she lost her pornhub for posting child porn. Andy knows it was lolicon and just keeps gaming.

https://x.com/WiiWick/status/1866930048240132572

And we’re supposed to believe they kicked a whale like MM to the curb over this?

Local archive (step it up retards):

 

[Dude Snakes]

I agree. The thing is PPP has never came out to defend himself on this. Surfer, A guy he lived with and was his best friend for years, claimed he is a Zoosadist that killed a cat with his brother, Croc. I know if someone said something like that about me I would be up in arms. I would have sued his ass years ago! Instead we get quiet.

We know that PPP's girlfriend was a satanic pedophile with connections to the torswats guy. We just swept it under the rug because Ralph was bringing up the allegations and to be fair Ralph is an unreliable source at best. There are receipts beyond Ralph though. PPP lied about knowing Snacks, his pedo/Saanist GF (I don't think she is the mod from 4chan?)

EDIT: Also note that June, Andy's cat, likely died while living with PPP. Did PPP do something to Andy's cat?!

Ashton looked kind of guilty whenever he looks at Andy’s current cat… now I know why.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

Mr. Meow will have his revenge

 

[Maker's Mark]

I dipped out part way through last stream to play video games but holy fuck 15 fucking hours?!? Maybe if Andy showed some restraint, they would be able to be more consistent. Just have Monday, Wednesday, Friday for shows. Gumroad content Tuesday and Thursday. I swear that PPP once said back in the day that they were trying to do shorter shows but that's clearly out the fucking window.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

That Mister Meow story had better not be true OR I'M GOING TO START POSTING IN ALL CAPS TOO!

 

[Coach Blue Pill]

So is it true Ashton fucked a kitten to death?

 

[All becomes gunt]

So is it true Ashton fucked a kitten to death?

Unfortunately for poor Mister Meow him and his brother took a hot iron rod and sodomized the poor kitten until it died. But to me he will never die, he will be waiting for Asston in that cold cabin, in spirit, so that he can have his revenge and drag him down to hell.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

Due to a rare medical condition that Baby Doll has, she looks like a toddler, even though she is actually over 30 years old. In her first TV appearance, she wore the same costume that she wore in her TV series "Baby Doll" and talks in both her normal adult and little girl voice, depending on which voice is the most relevant to the situation. She carried an old rag doll of hers called "Mr. Happy Head" which contained a hidden gun, with the end of the barrel disguised as one of his eyes. She wore a light purple dress with dark purple buttons and a Peter Pan collar, white frilly socks and panties, black Mary Jane shoes, had blonde hair tied in pigtails with ringlet curls alongside dark purple hairbows and had light blue eyes. When Batman: The Animated Series was revamped, many characters were redesigned, as was Baby Doll. In her new form, Baby Doll still looked like a toddler, but now wore a pink dress. Her eyes were now black, her hair was made simpler, and her hair color was a lighter shade of blonde (just at the beginning was with the previous series hairstyle) and wore black lipstick.

Mary Louise Dahl was an actress who was born with systemic hypoplasia, a rare condition which stopped her physical development when she was four or five years old, meaning that she spent all of her life looking like a little girl.
This character debuted on Batman the Animated Series on October 1, 1994. When lolicons use the argument of "3000 year old spirit" or "spent 100 years in ice and is actually 112, not 12", I think of this example. This loophole of "the character is of age" as a workaround to show characters like the one shown above in compromising situations is garbage. Puritysin's whole claim to persecution is that she "proved" to Pornhub that the characters were of appropriate age. If true, you are looking at an illustration of a 30 year old. If that doesn't seem right to you, it's because it isn't.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

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Due to a rare medical condition that Baby Doll has, she looks like a toddler, even though she is actually over 30 years old. In her first TV appearance, she wore the same costume that she wore in her TV series "Baby Doll" and talks in both her normal adult and little girl voice, depending on which voice is the most relevant to the situation. She carried an old rag doll of hers called "Mr. Happy Head" which contained a hidden gun, with the end of the barrel disguised as one of his eyes. She wore a light purple dress with dark purple buttons and a Peter Pan collar, white frilly socks and panties, black Mary Jane shoes, had blonde hair tied in pigtails with ringlet curls alongside dark purple hairbows and had light blue eyes. When Batman: The Animated Series was revamped, many characters were redesigned, as was Baby Doll. In her new form, Baby Doll still looked like a toddler, but now wore a pink dress. Her eyes were now black, her hair was made simpler, and her hair color was a lighter shade of blonde (just at the beginning was with the previous series hairstyle) and wore black lipstick.

Mary Louise Dahl was an actress who was born with systemic hypoplasia, a rare condition which stopped her physical development when she was four or five years old, meaning that she spent all of her life looking like a little girl.
This character debuted on Batman the Animated Series on October 1, 1994. When lolicons use the argument of "3000 year old spirit" or "spent 100 years in ice and is actually 112, not 12", I think of this example. This loophole of "the character is of age" as a workaround to show characters like the one shown above in compromising situations is garbage. Puritysin's whole claim to persecution is that she "proved" to Pornhub that the characters were of appropriate age. If true, you are looking at an illustration of a 30 year old. If that doesn't seem right to you, it's because it isn't.

I remember watching that episode as a kid. It was a sad story. If you get off to it than you're a sick fuck.

It's not complicated.

 

[All becomes gunt]

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Due to a rare medical condition that Baby Doll has, she looks like a toddler, even though she is actually over 30 years old. In her first TV appearance, she wore the same costume that she wore in her TV series "Baby Doll" and talks in both her normal adult and little girl voice, depending on which voice is the most relevant to the situation. She carried an old rag doll of hers called "Mr. Happy Head" which contained a hidden gun, with the end of the barrel disguised as one of his eyes. She wore a light purple dress with dark purple buttons and a Peter Pan collar, white frilly socks and panties, black Mary Jane shoes, had blonde hair tied in pigtails with ringlet curls alongside dark purple hairbows and had light blue eyes. When Batman: The Animated Series was revamped, many characters were redesigned, as was Baby Doll. In her new form, Baby Doll still looked like a toddler, but now wore a pink dress. Her eyes were now black, her hair was made simpler, and her hair color was a lighter shade of blonde (just at the beginning was with the previous series hairstyle) and wore black lipstick.

Mary Louise Dahl was an actress who was born with systemic hypoplasia, a rare condition which stopped her physical development when she was four or five years old, meaning that she spent all of her life looking like a little girl.
This character debuted on Batman the Animated Series on October 1, 1994. When lolicons use the argument of "3000 year old spirit" or "spent 100 years in ice and is actually 112, not 12", I think of this example. This loophole of "the character is of age" as a workaround to show characters like the one shown above in compromising situations is garbage. Puritysin's whole claim to persecution is that she "proved" to Pornhub that the characters were of appropriate age. If true, you are looking at an illustration of a 30 year old. If that doesn't seem right to you, it's because it isn't.

The thing is, when someone goes through puberty and grows up and gets past a certain age you find them attractive because their body has developed to a point where it has attractive qualities like big breasts and big hips. Thing is the reason that 18 is a perfectly good age where it's a hard cutoff is because they also need their hormones and their mental development to go through. Generally speaking when you are close to someone agewise you are way more compatible and can build a way more fulfilling relationship. And yes 18 being a hard cutoff is a very good thing. You have every pedo just coming up with so many copes to find the magic loophole where being attracted to children is justified. Another thing they do is they go "well she is 14 but she is on her puberty, and she is pretty mature so that's more like 15 and her body has developed well so then she is like 16 and 16 is the new 17 and what's even the difference between 17 and 18". Obviously there is a severity difference of people attracted to teens and people attracted to straight up prepubescent children but it's still disgusting wrong creepy and woodchipper fuel. And it's because they actually haven't fully developed to a point where they should be attractive to someone. Some not physically some not mentally they just ain't there yet.

Porn has completely and i mean COMPLETELY destroyed the way people think. These people the first thing they look when they see someone is SEX SEEEEEX I MUST GOOOOOON AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

The thing is, when someone goes through puberty and grows up and gets past a certain age you find them attractive because their body has developed to a point where it has attractive qualities like big breasts and big hips. Thing is the reason that 18 is a perfectly good age where it's a hard cutoff is because they also need their hormones and their mental development to go through. Generally speaking when you are close to someone agewise you are way more compatible and can build a way more fulfilling relationship. And yes 18 being a hard cutoff is a very good thing. You have every pedo just coming up with so many copes to find the magic loophole where being attracted to children is justified. Another thing they do is they go "well she is 14 but she is on her puberty, and she is pretty mature so that's more like 15 and her body has developed well so then she is like 16 and 16 is the new 17 and what's even the difference between 17 and 18". Obviously there is a severity difference of people attracted to teens and people attracted to straight up prepubescent children but it's still disgusting wrong creepy and woodchipper fuel. And it's because they actually haven't fully developed to a point where they should be attractive to someone. Some not physically some not mentally they just ain't there yet.

Porn has completely and i mean COMPLETELY destroyed the way people think. These people the first thing they look when they see someone is SEX SEEEEEX I MUST GOOOOOON AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

I would go one further and say there are equally valid arguments for 19 and 20. If the age of consent were 19, high schools wouldn't be a "mixed space" that was 87.5% juveniles and 12.5% adults (I am assuming every class has equal population and that exactly half of seniors are 18 ), it would just be a juvenile space and people 19+ in search of a diploma could attend adult facilities. The argument for 20 is simply that you can now categorize ALL teenagers as juveniles. I don't see good arguments for more than 20. That said, 18 isn't the end of the world. The rest is perfectly stated.

In all cases, Purity Sin is a god damned pervert and Warski is bad for associating with her.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

At this point, they might as well just have a super secret paywalled backchannel where they only stream to the 5% that give 95% of the donos. The limitations of that 5% mean that other 95% will never grow and since we have evidence that there is a severely false viewer count, they should know especially how dire it is. Invest in a furnace for the cabin PPP while you're still raking it in.

Good luck buying a wood furnace in Justo's Khalistan. He would have to settle with an overpriced heatpump and good luck heating the place when the Carbon tax triples in January/February 2025.