🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[SpergChud]

Payton's dad is really fucking weird. Here's some instances of things that definitely happened that I have no evidence for (as of yet) but will upload if I find them:

1. Payton is a lesbian (lol)
2. When Luke talked about his earliest childhood memories on FH2, Payton says she forgets most of her childhood and has entire years "blacked out"
3. Payton said her family kisses on the mouth and she had to tell her parents to stop when she turned 18
4. Payton said her dad likes to wrestle with her
5. Payton's dad hovered over her shoulder for the vast majority of her first stream back as well as the stream she had with Binx and Jobe last night
6. Payton and her dad both talked about sex several times in front of each other on these streams

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Does anyone have clips of the weirder moments? The whole discussing sex in front of each other thing sounds wild, context would be nice.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

I just feel like they won't get those rare gems with open casting like Letty, Jon, Alex B or Burt. I think you could still have some fun self aware fish like Luke or Cole, but you won't get anyone completely alien and odd.

Never say never. I have a feeling we'll get some total out of left field weirdos next season because it's happened in every season before. S1 had Simmons (revealed to be a sicko), Jon's autism and Letty descending into degeneracy as the season went on. S2 had Jimmy and Summer being batshit insane and S3 of course had Alex B and Burt.

 

[BingBongDingDong]

Sam has already said they'll more than likely go with Jet's idea for Season 4's cast, which is to just make the casting open to the public, likely meaning a primarily fan-cast season

My hope is theyll do a season 3.5 but its the open casting process. Some of my favorite sketches from MDE are them just laying into wannabee actors. They have the chance to do something very funny.

 

[The Tall Man]

It doesn't help that a lot of these people are one in a million and there's always something that'll set them off and make them ragequit. For Alex is was the wombo combo of his pigwife being brought on and Frank's Wild Randy bit.

Around 10 is the estimated amount of Black people with an IQ of 160 and over. There are 1.6Billion Blacks world wide.
If Burt didn't lie about his IQ score then he is an exceptionally unique individual. Burt is a 1 in 160million freak of nature.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Around 10 is the estimated amount of Black people with an IQ of 160 and over. There are 1.6Billion Blacks world wide.
If Burt didn't lie about his IQ score then he is an exceptionally unique individual. Burt is a 1 in 160million freak of nature.

The odds that his IQ is really that high are a coin toss. Dude could be an autistic savant or a pathological liar and I'd believe either at this point.

 

[EenGevolg]

he didn't come close to redemption like TJ

>he fell for the wiggers pushing that arc
>when more evidence pointed to TJ being LubeCooch than against it
>when TJ proceeded to backstab the Taylor relationship for some mentally ill goth chick
Most intelligent Fishtank moralfag

The fishtank subreddit is still convinced Sam knew about Brandon being a pedo and brought him on hoping for a Simmons style kickoff assuming people in the house would back him up. I find it a pretty generous idea considering the incompetency of Sam and the wiggers.

If they actually managed not to find out about Brandon before getting him on, and all of that was genuinely unintentional, they should never do their own casting ever again.

The odds that his IQ is really that high are a coin toss. Dude could be an autistic savant or a pathological liar and I'd believe either at this point.

If it were one of those retarded pattern recognition tests that don't mean shit, I would be fully capable of believing Burt would ace something like that.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

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[Ravier Xavenblood]

If it were one of those retarded pattern recognition tests that don't mean shit, I would be fully capable of believing Burt would ace something like that.

He could overthink them too and take 10 minutes on every question.

 

[Alizarin Crimson]

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At this point, if not giving the prize money to a guy who said he'd give it all away filters out retards from the community (especially redditors), then I'm all for it.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Burt stands against all decency basically, and he didn't come close to redemption like TJ did and didn't go through the gauntlet that josie and letty did

Burt did have a character arc it was just very late into the show. During the RV ride to the desert where he was dumped by Sam he admitted to having a sex addiction and apologized to the people he made uncomfortable in the house for his sex pest shit. He also said he wanted to seek therapy for his addiction. That was his arc. Now if he's actually going to stick with it is a whole different issue but he did have one as far as the show goes. He also went from extreme autism where he almost never laughed or smiled at the start to cracking jokes and laughing like a person something Sam and Luke picked up on.

Also TJ's "arc" was completely forced and scripted by production. They wanted a Letty or Josie type character arc to make the show more interesting but they were unable to replicate it.

 

[BingBongDingDong]

I opened up youtube to blast some music videos and saw burt is doing a lvie interview atm on some random shit. Somebody more competent archive this i guess plz

edit: and jsut listening before i wander off to listen to iron madien; burt saying every dude in the hosue gave off gay vibes but simbal makes me crack up. that indian worm was so unappealing burt couldnt even schizo himself into thinking he was ghay

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

I opened up youtube to blast some music videos and saw burt is doing a lvie interview atm on some random shit. Somebody more competent archive this i guess plz

jobe and kamar are there

 

[anliteralidiot]

During the RV ride to the desert where he was dumped by Sam he admitted to having a sex addiction and apologized to the people he made uncomfortable in the house for his sex pest shit.

C'mon doodt, it's not an arc of it's within the last couple of hours of a 6 week show. He only said that stuff to try and redeem himself.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

C'mon doodt, it's not an arc of it's within the last couple of hours of a 6 week show. He only said that stuff to try and redeem himself.

That's fair but he also did go from basically never smiling or laughing to cracking jokes and acting somewhat more human which to me is kind of an arc. There was some development there.

 

[no-exit]

C'mon doodt, it's not an arc of it's within the last couple of hours of a 6 week show. He only said that stuff to try and redeem himself.

Replace retard with "perverted retard"

 

[Sicko Hunter]

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

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Can't believe that sick fuck tried to make her eat vegetables

 

[Queesechake]

The fishtank subreddit is still convinced Sam knew about Brandon being a pedo and brought him on hoping for a Simmons style kickoff assuming people in the house would back him up. I find it a pretty generous idea considering the incompetency of Sam and the wiggers.

I think the wiggers knew but didn't realize how legitimately pissed Sam would get when he found out. If Sam knew before he would've had a much more funny/grand kick planned out I think.

 

[ANightOwl]

He could overthink them too and take 10 minutes on every question.

Time is part of the test scoring. Taking it that slowly would have you in the retard range.