Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

Thomas Tomlinson: *long pause, uncomfortable cough* "He's an author and they do not like his... publications."

If I was the dispatcher and heard that, I would assume that Patrick had written ‘The Turner Diaries’ or something, and not shitty sci-fi.

 

[Jackie's Abortion]

Okay, so a question comes to mind. What happened between August 2022, and April 2023 that made his family think Patrick is responsible where before they blamed his detractors?

19 April 2023 is when they skipped the debtors exam because they were scared the Torswats transactions would be revealed. Rick and Stinki then amortized the debt on 21 April 2023 and subsequently did not make any payments.

I think the pests did some contact form pranks in the past, targeting Pat's mother in law (Lynne Robinson).
Like for example, they'd go on the website of some Black activist and fill out the contact form there with a racist message, but sign it "Yours in Christ, Lynne Robinson" and put Lynne's actual email address in the "From" field - just to watch the activist in question sperg out on Twitter and try to cancel Lynne because they're too retarded to understand how their own contact form works and that you can type anything in the "From" field.

Idk man, I'm still convinced Lynne was the one sending the bigoted messages.

 

[AnOminous]

Thomas Tomlinson: "[Patrick] has been targeted by a group over the Internet for the last four years."
Operator: "...okay?"
(..)
Operator: "Who are these people, how did he get in contact with them?"
Thomas Tomlinson: "Over THE INTERNET."
Operator: "Right, but how did that come about?"
Thomas Tomlinson: *long pause, uncomfortable cough* "He's an author and they do not like his... publications."

This guy appears to be as retarded as Fatty. He babbles and says shit like swatting and they obviously don't know what that means and the dumb fuck just sounds like a lunatic instead of explaining "they put in a false police call in an attempt to provoke an armed response." He should have started with that instead of Internet jargon most people don't know.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

This guy appears to be as retarded as Fatty.

The piglet doesn't wander far from the stye.

 

[internet friend]

The piglet doesn't wander far from the stye.

He really doesn't. What sealed the deal for me was those awkward pauses whenever he was asked a question, almost as of he's stunned that people didn't automatically believe him right away. It reminded me so much of the audio from Patrick at Court.

 

[FinnSven]

He really doesn't. What sealed the deal for me was those awkward pauses whenever he was asked a question, almost as of he's stunned that people didn't automatically believe him right away. It reminded me so much of the audio from Patrick at Court.

He sounded to me like a dementia sufferer who has wandered away from his home or care staff.

Very confused and bewildered, but still reasonably aware enough to know that he is an adult and should know what is happening.

Fatrick really shouldn't have scared him with such nonsense if it really was the case that Tommy was in the early stages of dementia.

 

[Well Intentioned]

What, are you saying he is stupid? But that can't be...HE is an author, after all!

I know it sounds ridiculous, but I'm just floating the possibility.

Also,

"He is an author and they don't like his...publications."

I know this is just poor phrasing from Tommy son of Tommy, but I read this as unfamiliar senior talking about Twitter.

 

[femoralcanal]

Fatrick really shouldn't have scared him with such nonsense if it really was the case that Tommy was in the early stages of dementia.

That's not dementia. That speech pattern is more usually associated with neural damage from chronic PCSGS (Prolonged Cowboy Semen Gurgling Syndrome).

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

She sounds so bored talking to him.

 

[John_Smith]

First up is "Smith", who based on his tweet history appears to be a left-leaning engineer who is very committed to raising his son and does volunteer work with struggling veterans. He recounts

For the record, no relation to me. His Thomas Pynchon reference probably confused Piggy into a rage of biblical proportions. Does anyone here think Piggy could even begin to read something like "Gravity's Rainbow"? Simply opening a copy of "The Crying of Lot 49" would confuse the Pig so much he would fly into a homicidal rage. Those are the only Pynchon books I've read. They were enough for me. Anything above capeshit reading level is beyond Patso. I wonder what is his Lexile level.

Nice backdoor doxing of ol' Tommy T. What we heard was a baffled old man who has had way too much to drink over the course of his lifetime. He's had 1 DUI that we know of, but It's almost certain there have been many more that he's gotten away with.

 

[Summer of George]

I know it sounds ridiculous, but I'm just floating the possibility.

"That's the least we can ask."

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

She sounds so bored talking to him.

people calling for personal emergencies routinely have to be told to calm down and breathe so they can relay the pertinent information, and some retard calls about his sons internet beef lol we’ll never see the scattered blooper reels of various public servants who’ve encountered a ffwbt’s battered yet inflated ego hogging their time. I’d kill to be a fly on the wall to hear the dispatcher who had to coach a scared child through the ten minute wait to save them from a drunk parent, and also had to deal with Patrick S Tomlinson’s “lol ur fat and killed your lizard” complaints in the same day. We may never know the amount of people who went home and told their wives, “lol fuck that guy personally”.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Call from Thomas Tomlinson dated 08/02/2022
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A final update. "I have checked for any further swatting incidents for the address on CTH Z as well as under all names at this residence and have located none."

A few basic questions just completely destroyed this man and Fatrick's narrative. Also no idea if he still lives at that address but that is in the middle of bumfuck nowhere

 

[KingOfGains]

A few basic questions just completely destroyed this man and Fatrick's narrative. Also no idea if he still lives at that address but that is in the middle of bumfuck nowhere

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Sounds about right. Would match Fats migration south to Portage where he'd get tagged for threatening to kill his wife and child, then east to Hooligans to get drunk while his new wife gets her inbred pussy farted in.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

i was browsing ONAforums and saw this picture posted.



how appropriate that this fat faggot with bitch tits got one of his Internet forum names (Kempesh) from a brand of ice cream. you are not gonna tell me that he came up with that name otherwise.

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

Call from Thomas Tomlinson dated 08/02/2022
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A final update. "I have checked for any further swatting incidents for the address on CTH Z as well as under all names at this residence and have located none."

I feel like this proof that the gay gene exists. Even his old queen of a dad sounds like a lispy queer on the phone. That poor dispatcher probably thought she was being pranked when Thomas Tomlinson called to say his fat gay son was being picked on by the people on the computer. Fat faggot's dad even called the emergency line for this shit.

 

[Maude Snew]

The piglet doesn't wander far from the stye.

 

[Judge Holden]

Fatrick continues to jerk his corckscrew pig dicklet to the idea of violent revolution (carried out by somebody else of course)

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Fatrick continues to jerk his corckscrew pig dicklet to the idea of violent revolution (carried out by somebody else of course)
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I wanted to make a "more like V for Veal" joke but Fatrick has graduated beyond a mere lolcalf ages ago. He's way more delusional than he's ever been. And fatter. He's very, very fat.

 

[IsaacShraeder]

It is I: The pusillanimous pepperoni purveyor, the porcine pederast persecuting police pranksters preying perilously on piggish penmen, otherwise known as Pat.