This made me laugh. The thread is the most active it's been since the slaughterfest in January and you're the most active poster by a wide mile. I think @johnkimble123 is the only one who might come close.
It's one of these weird things where he fucks himself over just so he can talk shit to his fans and detractors later. I think the game looks pretty fun but as someone who insists his biznis plan inVAHLVes playing AAA games on release day striking while the iron is cold with Stellar Blade runs counter to it. I guess it would follow his biznis plan if he counted on the dents hitting his Beggar Pass around the time the game gets a PC release which would renew people's interest in it. This is also weird because from what I remember ShiftUp only announced it's coming in 2025 but haven't said which month or even which quarter yet, so it's not like he can plan around it. Makes sense if you don't think about it.
I 100% agree with that too, Burnell's mind is all over the place. He doesn't just see himself as monetized shitposting on the internet. I think he's superstitious and combined with his mega-narcissism makes him think supernatural cosmic forces are against him specifically; he always talks about how he has special unique bad luck. This is the effect of being isolated and never leaving the vortex for even one hour for over a decade; paranoia, delusions of grandeur, etc. If he's not sleeping, then he's streaming or he's phone-in-hand checking his comments on the socials. TJ Gamebox said he does the bare minimum of "playing" in WWEC, it's just like a chore he gets done as quick as possible; he's addicted to that high rank status.
I noticed narcissists do this. That have these convoluted long-winded plans where they try and give you a rope to hang yourself over things that are not even important. I guess if they are too lazy to raise themselves up, then they try and squash you down so they can feel superior and special.
This was really fuckin disgusting.
It would be so incredibly funny and It would redeem half of this arc for me if what kills OIC/Iron's findom fetish is a kino dent with an equal wallet that just sporadically shows up.
Is there anything else he could even try at this point? Politics lasted, what, 4 episodes of trash content? The react stuff isn’t even a corpse he can beat anymore - it’s more like a pile of ash.
You know it’s bad when even the sock accounts are making up lore just to entertain themselves.
Yeah it's always been a reliable cycle up until now--but on what fucking planet is he going to suddenly be making $300 a day (without adsense and whatever else) now that the KC buff is over?
I know he's not doing it because he's a miserly cunt but I could see the part of Phil's brain that dictates he must spend money no matter the cost thinking he's saving the dents from receiving a shit product because free=bad.
And then in his reflection, as a smile widen and hands wring he closes with one phrase: "Please tip if you can and remember that if we hit the goals ill play stellar blade"
'How am I doing today
It's too bad LTG made fun of DSP's clothes, setup, and fat. Imagine if he made fun of his begging, laziness, and ego instead.
That’s because he’s retarded. Also, he’s incapable of being competent at anything.
that would be another of those firm lines in the sand he'd draw. lol
I hope that this snowballs into him being homeless. He's the real world equivalent of Homer Simpson, except that he's not funny. Just a fat retard that always get by, I think of the episode with Frank Grimes.
Waiting for the "My braindead energy company told me my high end office setup is wrecking their power lines and I need to downgrade" arc.
