Are you getting the vaccine? - Absolute trashfire thread, please enter with caution

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I am seething mad because HHH listens to his doctor and gets vaccinated instead of listening to MAGAPatriot1488 on Parler for medical advice

We know. You still haven't answered my question about if you're vaccinated or why you're in this thread throwing a tantrum because I listen to my doctor over Alex Jones when it comes to medical advice. You keep dodging it like it's a formal education.

It seems like you like vaccines, so why are you seething mad that I am vaccinated and don't love Donald Trump? You are in here spazzing out that I listened to my doctors and got vaccinated, but it seems you think vaccines are good. So why are you throwing this tantrum?

Also, unlike yourself, I am not a boomer. I know you boomers do nothing but watch Fox News and get medical advice from Tucker Carlson, but I am not a boomer. I see you have trouble reading. Maybe you should get your eyes checked? You probably got a cataract. That's common in the elderly, no matter how much you pray

Beyond the inexistent levels of vaccine-related discussion, I am getting a whiff of misogyny from a specific user here, complete with intentional misgendering of women users and attempting to paint them as men so they are an easier target.
In a forum that is so heavily skewing towards feminism, I am forced to wonder about the simps, white-knights and most especially, other women that have decided not to strike against this vicious incel attack against one of their own sex.

I assume every poster on here is a dude and you probably should, too. Especially given your hatred of women as shown in the incel threads

 

[Meriasek]

I got three jabs of the coofvax and at my recent check up I also got refreshers for, what was it, tetanus and something else, polio or FSME or whatever, since it had been decades since I had any shots.
Oddly enough, those last two shots caused me the most trouble, had a bit of a sore shoulder for nearly a week. But otherwise zero issues.
From the data it doesn't look like the Coof vaccine was a very good vaccine given that it neither prevented infection nor spread in any meaningful way, but I don't quite believe the horror stories about it destroying immune systems or giving turbocancer or whatever on a large scale. That being said, I do believe that the development and particular mass production was rushed, leading to batches that caused severe adverse side effects. It shouldn't have been rushed out of testing phase this fast and forced upon people to this degree, it was a political thing to show that the gummints were doing *something* after hyping the lethality of the Coof. Also a test for how compliant the population can be.
I'm quite thankful for all the other vaccines we have, though. Wouldn't wanna have diphteria or polio or some shit like that.

 

[AgendaPoster]

I assume every poster on here is a dude and you probably should, too.

What's the point of the Beauty Parlor sex segregation then, chud?

 

[Wesker]

Why are you even posting in this thread?

Tucker Carlson told him to, just to irritate your fat nigger ass.

Don't get mad at me now, I'm just relaying the information.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

What's the point of the Beauty Parlor sex segregation then, chud?

It's not literal, dude. Do you have autism and thus struggle with a concept like that?

Blindly believing that a user is a woman just because they say so is pretty gullible, but then again, you believe everything Alex Jones says so you being gullible is a given. People on the internet lie. People on this site have pretended to be women to get dox of other users by flirting with them. You should protect yourself against it.

Although I should stop protecting you given how much of a spaz you are towards me.

 

[Slut Calluses]

I am pretty gullible and believe everything Alex Jones says including that women are all worthless holes.

Still very hostile - remember to keep taking that telmisartan!

I would appreciate if you could please stop telling AgendaPoster that all women on this website are "trickster whores" trying to scam him. He's a pretty cool guy who doesn't afraid of anything and I think this vile misogyny reflects very poorly on you.

Remember that this community cannot stand divided against itself.

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So let's reset, shall we?
I had a very busy Saturday morning.
Christmas time can be such a chore on women. It's insane how much society expects you to organise when men get to just show up Christmas day and BBQ the meats.
Looking good for a sunny day on XMas though so will actually be able to go for a swim

Does your trailer park have something organised?
Communal feast of the weekly roadkill or something?
Or is that more Thanksgiving?
I personally don't understand how Americans can celebrate the slaughter of the traditional custodians of the land but then again, we still keep January 26th as Australia Day.
We all have much to learn it seems¹

Anyway, your angry incel malding rage about women all being evil scheming succubi got me thinking about other vaccines!
It's one I actually mentioned earlier - Gardasil.

PLEASE TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND CALM DOWN.

I know the mention of this vaccine probably triggered you and you're about to get on the blower to complain about Australian Jezebels shilling "big-pharma" to Clay and Wyatt from your Klan group

BUT

The efficacy of the Gardasil vaccine has been proven and, despite what bible-thumping Jesus loving MAGApedes like yourself have been led to believe, there is zero evidence that the HPV vaccine makes girls or boys more promiscuous.

This is actually something I feel very strongly about because being bombarded with anti-vaccine misinformation as a teenager in 2007 when I received my first dose was quite annoying.
Famously, our two Conservative Shit-Eaters in chief (John Howard and Tony Abbott) stirred up a lot of drama around this but fortunately sanity won in the end.

Having to listen to Ronald Reagan and Margaret Thatcher loving Boomer incels like yourself try to intentionally cause further harm to women is why I have my username and the little HPV capsid structure as my PFP.
Despite what you and your fellow incel.is friends here would like to achieve - you won't keep this woman quiet and barefoot in the kitchen!

Gardasil is the best protection we have against cervical cancer and prevents most types of vaginal and vulvar cancers as well.

Now as a misogynist and an out and proud homosexual I know you probably don't care about this, but Gardasil is also very effective at preventing 80% of anal cancer and has 90% effectiveness in preventing HPV-positive oropharyngeal cancers.

Don't worry about your HIV status.
Gardasil will still be very effective against most HPV strains that you might encounter during your gloryhole tours.
I will advise against going to South-East Asia to procure a rent boy though, as tempting as it may initially sound.
A lot of poorer countries have strains of virus that the vaccines don't cover.
If you do manage to find a special someone over the festive season, I found a gift for you:

Hope you're having a wonderful Saturday

¹ For your next Colonialisation Day, maybe consider doing a more inclusive type of meal?

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

It seems like you like vaccines, so why are you seething mad that I am vaccinated and don't love Donald Trump?

Why hate Trump when he loves vaccines too? He literally bragged about developing the COVID vaccine. You probably took the Trump vaccine. Should you have really done that since Trump and Alex Jones are good friends? Even Hulk Hogan is a fan of Trump making your name and profile picture a bit ironic.

 

[Dawdler]

The efficacy of the Gardasil vaccine has been proven and, despite what bible-thumping Jesus loving MAGApedes like yourself have been led to believe, there is zero evidence that the HPV vaccine makes girls or boys more promiscuous.

Ok Gardasil salesman

 

[The Lawgiver]

How the fuck is this thread still going like it's an eternal lockdown era lmao
Anyways this reminded me I never did get around to taking any of the vaccines, or really the vaccine and the "vaccines" Quotes there are due to legal fuckery with what qualifies as a vaccine going on changing vaccines from a specific type of treatment to labelling treatments that aren't identical as vaccines people have been over this already the last FOUR YEARS!!!
Anyways yeah it wasn't due to actual avoidance, just shit never lining up right and feeling dead anyways. I think I talked abut this before butI REALLY know I talked about how it pissed me off the flip flopping on fearmongering/supporting immunization depending on who was president at the time and then framing the initial spraytan man as hating vaccines when they were bitching about him setting it up too fast before that.

You know the "luigi wins by doing nothing" type of scenarios? Corona was that for me. I mean I still lost time, chances and probably a 4 year chunk of my life due to the point of the year i was born in but like I somehow never fucking got the coof and everyone I knew, SPECIFICALLY people that didn't live near enough for any kind of contact with me got all the shots and boosters and then proceeded to have the horrible ass luck of still fucking getting sick with the rona. One of them even got it THREE TIMES!

Eventually I just decided "if i get it and die i get it and die"and I somehow never got it or died even when I lived through that period where walmart was the only thing open and it was full of people coofing on me.

 

[Dawdler]

Eventually I just decided "if i get it and die i get it and die"and I somehow never got it or died even when I lived through that period where walmart was the only thing open and it was full of people coofing on me.

You were probably asymptomatic carrier that killed 1000 grandpas and grandmas. /sneed
Nothing happened in reality. Weak people died like they die every winter and that was it

 

[The Crack Spiders Bitch]

Lmao. How is this thread still going?

Aiight everyone, put your tinfoil hats on and sink your teeth into this:

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[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I am seething mad because HHH doesn't love Donald Trump with every fiber of his being and isn't vaccinated

We know.

So what is your whole point of throwing this little temper tantrum? Are you pro-vaccine or not? If you are, we are on the same side here and your autistic shitfit is even more cringe. You keep dodging that question like it's an education that's not bible-based

Lmao. How is this thread still going?

Aiight everyone, put your tinfoil hats on and sink your teeth into this:
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They do that for all vaccines because vaccines benefit society as a whole and we don't want some retard like yourself suing a vaccine manufacturer because you listen to grifters like Wakefield and believe that the vaccine is what gave you autism. I recommend researching things before you post

 

[The Crack Spiders Bitch]

They do that for all vaccines because vaccines benefit society as a whole and we don't want some retard like yourself suing a vaccine manufacturer because you listen to grifters like Wakefield and believe that the vaccine is what gave you autism. I recommend researching things before you post

Lmao what is this fucking unhinged schizobabble?

You need to lol calm down there, you sound like a rabid dog.
This isn't Parliament and no one is making heckerino serious decisions on here.
It's a lolcow website where people shitpost.
Take the pinecone out of your arse and learn how to detect sarcasm, you fucking mongoloid.

 

[Lukie]

I never got vaccinated. I spoke to my doctor and asked him if he could guarantee they would be safe - he could not and would not.

Before he became a GP he worked in an R&D lab post doc. He discovered a certain medication had issues. He brought the discoveries to his supervisor. They took that information and sat on it.

As a practicing GP and manager of the surgery he has outright banned pharmaceutical reps from visiting.

 

[Lukie]

They do that for all vaccines because vaccines benefit society as a whole and we don't want some retard like yourself suing a vaccine manufacturer because you listen to grifters like Wakefield and believe that the vaccine is what gave you autism. I recommend researching things before you post

I sure am glad that you agree that when someone has a severe adverse reaction and has a life changing event that they should not get support or compensation from the billion dollar companies.

They need to be protected at all costs, especially when politicians have stakes in those companies!

 

[AgendaPoster]

Ok Gardasil salesman

We need a big tent anti-repetitive spam-slop coalition.
Have no worries - the vaxxie-maxxie infighting will resume after the spam has been dealt with.

we don't want some retard like yourself suing a vaccine manufacturer because you listen to grifters like Wakefield and believe that the vaccine is what gave you autism. I recommend researching things before you post

Ackshually, it is good to put POTENTIALLY misbehaving corporations in front of the law and force them to be transparent with their market.
It's accountability. Experts will play their role too, so chill them mantits.
If the court deems them to be not guilty, fine, see ya later at the next trial, which is inevitable, as NOTHING is perfect.
If the court deems them guilty, they should pay damages and be forced to further hone their manufacturing and R&D. Which will benefit YOU, the gigavaxxer, first.
So you want accountability.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Ackshually, it is good to put POTENTIALLY misbehaving corporations in front of the law and force them to be transparent with their market.
It's accountability. Experts will play their role too, so chill them mantits.
If the court deems them to be not guilty, fine, see ya later at the next trial, which is inevitable, as NOTHING is perfect.
If the court deems them guilty, they should pay damages and be forced to further hone their manufacturing and R&D. Which will benefit YOU, the gigavaxxer, first.
So you want accountability.

So you think that vaccine manufacturers should have zero incentive to immunize the population? Sounds about right coming from a guy who is so brainwashed by Russian propaganda on 4chan that he has made it his entire personality.

Also, if you weren't a frothing retard, you'd know that there's a general fund for vaccine injuries. This whole thing in general is to prevent retards like you who use tweets from Alex Jones as your evidence that vaccines are killing everyone who takes them (btw, I am still not dead, despite your many claims that I would be for now). https://www.hrsa.gov/vaccine-compensation

But anyway, do you have any idea what I did for you? I am guessing not or you wouldn't be acting like such a hostile retard

I sure am glad that you agree that when someone has a severe adverse reaction and has a life changing event that they should not get support or compensation from the billion dollar companies.

They need to be protected at all costs, especially when politicians have stakes in those companies!

I know you're a proud, uneducated simpleton who brags about hating learning things so you're unaware of this, but there is a general fund for vaccine injuries. Again, I know you think Wakefield was 100% right and vaccines caused your autism because you're a gullible simpleton, but vaccines benefit society as a whole greatly, so there's incentive to allow manufacturers to make vaccines. https://www.hrsa.gov/vaccine-compensation

 

[Apis Mellifica]

The tipping point was probably late 2018 when he realised how much fun he could have with by taking on this persona.
6 years of trolling is quite impressive.

If this is true, this freak is more pathetic than I had thought. Wasting six years of your life "pretending" to be an obnoxious terminally online faggot, for what? To cement yourself as a caustic nigger to anyone who sees your insane ramblings? Six years is a significant amount of time to burn, maybe at this point "he" is operating on sunk cost fallacy and feels his only move forward is to triple down on being a loser.

 

[The Lawgiver]

this freak is more pathetic than I had thought. Wasting six years of your life "pretending" to be an obnoxious terminally online faggot, for what?

For THE FUNNY.

 

[Dawdler]

So you think that vaccine manufacturers should have zero incentive to immunize the population?

Why would they need an additional incentive ?
They make sloppy shit, people like you buy it and demand the bucket of manure be as fresh, steaming warm and tasty as the previous batches because that's what you are used to.
Let's say, the good thoughts they provide to society should be good enough incentive.

Also, if you weren't a frothing retard, you'd know that there's a general fund for vaccine injuries.

There's also a general fund for marketing that you are leeching from.
How in your deranged mind would just the mere existence of a fund that has special conditions to qualify make a shitty product good?

But anyway, do you have any idea what I did for you?

You had a bag of dicks for breakfast?

I am still not dead, despite your many claims that I would be for now

That's because you are an antivaxxer since you obviously haven't had enough.