Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 15.7%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 5 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 100 25.3%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 70 17.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 159 40.2%

  • Total voters
    396
Or Faran. @Gobermental Supervisor suggested it might be Faran, and some people ran with it. I don't know who it is. I just don't think it's Kinochet (or at least not exclusively Kinochet).
The number of attention seeking orbiters who think they need to personally involve themselves into the Ballo Drama and/or influence its outcome is rather limited. Most people are, as they should be, just spectators watching from behind the fence and laughing at the retard fight.
 
Nick not doing math is a common theme. Like having 26 grams of coke ON HAND which makes it much more of a severe crime than a little dime bag of the stuff. The wigger can't count.
In defense of Nick, he has a law degree. He took a math 101 class to get his undergrad and that was probably the last time he took any sort of course work involving math.

The notion people tend to havw that lawyers are naturally smart is hilarious to me. It's on par with a women's studies degree with slightly better post college employment opportunity. Slighty.
 
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Note: he's neither smiling nor sending emojis so he could be talking about April here. Wonder if she's even aware.
 
In defense of Nick, he has a law degree. He took a math 101 class to get his undergrad and that was probably the last time he took any sort of course work involving math.

The notion people tend to havw that lawyers are naturally smart is hilarious to me. It's on par with a women's studies degree with slightly better post college employment opportunity. Slighty.
I'm not expecting him to be autistic with math. I'm expecting him to consider the odds of what he's saying MIGHT just be absurd.
 
In defense of Nick, he has a law degree. He took a math 101 class to get his undergrad and that was probably the last time he took any sort of course work involving math.
He's admitted this. He's said on previous shows, in happier times, he hates math and is bad at it.

Honestly, I can't really give him any shit for that. I hate math too.

When @AltisticRight started applying hard calculus to prove MANdy was fake, I told him I'd just take his word for it.
 
I'm not expecting him to be autistic with math. I'm expecting him to consider the odds of what he's saying MIGHT just be absurd.
You do understand that half of what Nick thinks gets lost in Meth holes in his brain, right?
He is a complete goner. The logical and deduction focused parts of his brain have been irreparably damaged by extensive drug and alcohol consumption.
Just look at his behavior over the past 6 months and ask yourself: "Is this normal human behavior or is this subhuman drug addict behavior?"

I think the answer is pretty obvious.
 
You do understand that half of what Nick thinks gets lost in Meth holes in his brain, right?
He is a complete goner. The logical and deduction focused parts of his brain have been irreparably damaged by extensive drug and alcohol consumption.
Just look at his behavior over the past 6 months and ask yourself: "Is this normal human behavior or is this subhuman drug addict behavior?"

I think the answer is pretty obvious.
Well when you mix stupid with cocaine, booze, and denial together, you get a Nick stream.
Fair. The meth and booze would throw basic reasoning skills out the window, let alone math. It's why his filings are a complete nosedive like a Mach 25 ballistic missile. Don't do drugs kids.
 
Grifty seems to believe firmly that it's a girl and Elissa (?) - I'm having a hard time tracking without BBN's tweet.
Pop some Provigil then down a fifth of Whistlepig in under 30 minutes and rail some fat fuckin' lines of Bolivian marching powder and you will be able to understand.
 
In defense of Nick, he has a law degree. He took a math 101 class to get his undergrad and that was probably the last time he took any sort of course work involving math.

The notion people tend to havw that lawyers are naturally smart is hilarious to me. It's on par with a women's studies degree with slightly better post college employment opportunity. Slighty.
If you swap one letter in math, it suddenly becomes something he's very accustomed to!
Isn't spelling fun?
 
Aaron is this guy, you know, this guy who likes the smell of his own farts? Well Aaron liked to store his farts in baloons for later.
That's how I figured out he is a jenkem addict :really:
Have I ever told you the one about the cokehead lawyer who clogged his nose with cocaine and how he smelled?

How did he smell?

AWFUL!
The notion people tend to havw that lawyers are naturally smart is hilarious to me. It's on par with a women's studies degree with slightly better post college employment opportunity. Slighty.
I have known some dumb fucking lawyers and even the smart ones are mentally ill alcoholics.

How about another joke, Murray?
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Why does Nick Rekieta wear a tie?

To hold back the foreskin.
 
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Nick's commented, April's replied. Excuse me while I puke.

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Edit to Add: He commented at approximately 4 am Central Time. She replied around the same time. Who's up at 4 am?
People on substances that keep them up all night.

But can we take a moment to appreciate how low-effort he is and how willing she is to take what crumbs he drops, soothe him, advertise the store is still open?

He says, "I've stiff-armed you because it suits me and my purposes I must, and so you will get nothing from me but a lame smile you can't even see but your smile proves you'll come running when I call means so much to my ego me ...and remember, my weak-ass pretend smile is WORTH SO MUCH in your pathetic life orbiting me because I know it will keep you hanging on value you even though I'll only spend the 5 seconds it took me to type this on you and you should value me and the crumbs I drop if you ever want this skinnyfat nose up in your vag and telling the world how you smell matter to me."

She then again plays loyal lover waiting in the wings who will never, unlike that harridan basket case he married and doesn't love but who has power over him, hold against him how shabbily he has treated her, how he treats his wife and his family, how he has no viable career left (and by the time they had met didn't have nearly what he'd doubtlessly portrayed), or how inept he is at everything.
 
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