Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Permanent Resident Cope]

It's like raaaiiinnn on your wedding day:
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Melton has an impressive rack on his back.

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

Just some math on Nick's 30 percent false positive drug tests. Nick says he took 4-5 tests for about 24 weeks. That's about 100 tests without a false positive. He would have screamed to high heaven if he had a false positive as "evidence."

His claim means there is a 70% chance that any individual test is negative. The probability that Nick managed 100 negative tests is 0.70^100 or 1 in 3,091,690,408,090,220. To put that in perspective, the odds of winning the megamillions or powerball is 1 in 300,000,000.

If the accuracy was 99.3% accurate, there is a 50% chance that 1 out of 100 tests would have a false positive result. Nick had 0.

So Nick can't do math and doesn't understand the idiotic argument that the drug tests are inaccurate with very large false positives and his claim that his 4-5 tests per week are all clean.

That's how he got proof of the state conspiring against him.
First he slipped up, just once, just a bit. Yet the test result was clean. As weeks passed he was drinking heavier and heavier, taking even more drugs. And yet... Every. Test. Was. Clean.
By the time he called into that Melton stream he was taking shit that's not even narcotic just so something would show on those tests. He injected vinegar into his veins. He was smoking embalming fluid. He did lines of printer toner. He was booking nitroglycerin. And still every single damn test ran by those crooked lying lab techs was clean. That's the level of conspiracy and lying we're dealing with here.

 

[repentance]

She's back with confidence. New IG.
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"Wise beyond your years". The cunt is about to turn 30. Wisdom is expected by her age.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

The only person in this story who has managed to do that so far is Kayla Rekieta. The fact that Kayla Rekieta is playing this situation in the most intelligent way says it all.

God does have a special providence for fools... Drunkards, too, but maybe the cocaine cancels that out?

Even funnier when you remember Riley did in fact get arrested for the Rippa verse thing he’s pretending didn’t happen

And the case is still set for trial with only part of his lawyers' motion to quash being granted. Hopefully the court documents will be ready next week to see what is going on.

Regardless, Nick takes another legal L. It is probably for the best that he stops covering legal content.

Seriously, was it some sort of cruel prank in grade school to teach her that "smile" and "frown" each means its exact opposite, or has Wernicke-Korsakoff hollowed out enough of her cerebellum to leave her with some rare facial-muscle equivalent of amputees' phantom-limb syndrome where she feels like she's smiling and needs a mirror shoved in her face to see that she's been doing the exact opposite?

FFS woman, you could still be cute beyond your years and some unfortunate soul might even date you if you first just sit down with a maxillofacial physical therapist and start practicing these recommended exercises for an hour a day:

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Perhaps she bought into the idea that smiling too much causes laugh lines and wrinkles? If that's the case, it makes her look like a bitch--even if a bit younger. Not a good trade.

Just some math on Nick's 30 percent false positive drug tests. Nick says he took 4-5 tests for about 24 weeks. That's about 100 tests without a false positive. He would have screamed to high heaven if he had a false positive as "evidence."

His claim means there is a 70% chance that any individual test is negative. The probability that Nick managed 100 negative tests is 0.70^100 or 1 in 3,091,690,408,090,220. To put that in perspective, the odds of winning the megamillions or powerball is 1 in 300,000,000.

If the accuracy was 99.3% accurate, there is a 50% chance that 1 out of 100 tests would have a false positive result. Nick had 0.

So Nick can't do math and doesn't understand the idiotic argument that the drug tests are inaccurate with very large false positives and his claim that his 4-5 tests per week are all clean.

Nick is a liar, and the 'facts' change to support his current theory of propaganda the case.

 

[AltisticRight]

This is my only post I will have. Just to clarify 1 thing. It seems I've confused people about the "investigator" remark. My attorney has his own investigator who looks into new evidence and claims. We are waiting on their official report. Sorry for the confusion.

Is there a way for you to prove you are who you claim you are?
I mean, simple. Just shout this account out on your show. Well, nobody really watches it but surely someone will catch it.

 

[thebigdream]

Is there a way for you to prove you are who you claim you are?
I mean, simple. Just shout this account out on your show. Well, nobody really watches it but surely someone will catch it.

What if he already did and we missed it for that very reason?

 

[LiquidKid]

Regardless, Nick takes another legal L. It is probably for the best that he stops covering legal content.

It’s really impressive he managed to fool so many people for so long, his track record as far as his content goes is essentially zero

It's not "probably untrue". His kids have interrupted his late night streams in the past.

His kids also interrupted his sailor moon shirt stream where he was also visibly drunk and drinking

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

She's back with confidence. New IG.
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Note, the watch from Nick.
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Spoiler: The other pics in the photo dump. She's breeding positivity, guys!

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God, she looks just awful. That up-the-nose cocaine POV angle she always does, with the expression like she’s smelling a fart, is so unflattering. She’s always babbling about smiling but it’s more of a grimace than a smile. It’s mystifying that she keeps doing this over and over again.

 

[AltisticRight]

What if he already did and we missed it for that very reason?

Supposedly BNN DMed him and he confirmed.
Not good enough for me.

 

[keke]

Seriously, was it some sort of cruel prank in grade school to teach her that "smile" and "frown" each means its exact opposite, or has Wernicke-Korsakoff hollowed out enough of her cerebellum to leave her with some rare facial-muscle equivalent of amputees' phantom-limb syndrome where she feels like she's smiling and needs a mirror shoved in her face to see that she's been doing the exact opposite?

FFS woman, you could still be cute beyond your years and some unfortunate soul might even date you if you first just sit down with a maxillofacial physical therapist and start practicing these recommended exercises for an hour a day:

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Okay, I was wrong. These posts are shitting up.

 

[Melty Butter]

What if he already did and we missed it for that very reason?

Not that it matters, but I think it's Aaron.

Spoiler: This is why + some defense for Aaron

I assume he posted on a Friday because he has the kids for most weekends and doesn't do a show. After his Friday morning Rumble-only show, he got caught up ITT midday (when he posted), right before he picked up the kids from school.

He realized there was confusion about the PI and wanted to clarify.

He def reads the thread. He mentions the Farms, directly or indirectly, fairly often. Most recently: When talking about his new-found positive relationship with Ashley, "she's up on all the threads" (hi, Ashley - you've proven that good people lurk among us) and when discussing any charges for the hacking "I'll find out when you do which means when Kiwi Farms does" (paraphrasing with both). Also, the account name is Aaron's kind of humor - self-deprecating, "everyman" and, yes, attention-seeking.

Cynicism aside, I have guarded sympathy for Aaron. He's genuinely fallen on the sword for his part in the Nick mess - over and over. He's called himself a "failure" as a husband and father and for not doing more. He's gotten help and talks about his frequent Al-anon meetings for friends/families of addicts. Is it performative? Maybe... but I'll give him the benefit of the doubt.

The drama between him and Nick is very present. He's IN IT. He's facing charges, his privacy was invaded, and he's not rolling in money while trying to fight Nick in the legal system. Meanwhile, he's a small entertainer who consistently streams 20-25 hours/week with prepped content.

I'm sure he's genuinely upset, traumatized even, by Nick's shenanigans, despite how much he laughs it off on the show.

Edit: Clarity and details

 

[AnOminous]

He's also said his kids have never seen him drunk which is provably untrue

He was obviously drunk the night he screamed at one of the girls for coming into his streaming room after having a nightmare.

She's back with confidence. New IG.

"my smile"

Lmao that isn't even a fucking smile, that's a psycho expression like she just bit into an unripe persimmon.

Put down the crack pipe bitch.

If I see one more fucking comment about smiling I'm gonna lose my mind

The only smile I've seen on this evil twat's face is the one photoshopped on her mugshot.

If you're going to talk about smiles, bitch, try taking a single picture where you're actually smiling and not some weird pained looking gurn.

Melton has an impressive rack on his back.

Imagine calling people fat when you yourself are so fucking fat you have back moobs to go along with your front moobs.

 

[JustStopDude]

My bad, typo

I meant provably untrue, as in there's clips of it happening

And I came off like a snippy little bitch. Sorry about that.

People like Nick are the reason why HOA's were created.

 

[AnOminous]

So Nick can't do math and doesn't understand the idiotic argument that the drug tests are inaccurate with very large false positives and his claim that his 4-5 tests per week are all clean.

Nick should really stop telling any lies that involve numbers because he's seriously special needs as math goes and can't even make his lies make sense.

Regardless, Nick takes another legal L. It is probably for the best that he stops covering legal content.

Nick IS the legal content, since he is now a legal lolcow because of all the Ls he constantly takes right up his gay butthole.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Supposedly BNN DMed him and he confirmed.
Not good enough for me.

External attention seeking retard accounts doing verification for the lolcow they are milking smells worse than April's unwashed crack.

 

[Melty Butter]

Nick's commented, April's replied. Excuse me while I puke.



Edit to Add: He commented at approximately 4 am Central Time. She replied around the same time. Who's up at 4 am?

 

[AnOminous]

Nick's replied. Excuse me while I puke.

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[Gobermental Supervisor]

Nick's commented, April's replied. Excuse me while I puke.

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Edit to Add: He commented at approximately 4 am Central Time. She replied around the same time. Who's up at 4 am?

omfg, how old are they, 14?

 

[Captain Manning]

The only person in this story who has managed to do that so far is Kayla Rekieta. The fact that Kayla Rekieta is playing this situation in the most intelligent way says it all.

I think that's debatable. While it's true she's the one of the four that has shut the fuck up the most, she's also facing the same charges Nick is. Whereas Aaron dipped just in time.

He's either smarter than all of them, or just very lucky.

He does need to talk less, for his own good, though.

omfg, how old are they, 14?

Remember, by his own admission, Nick didn't date all that much. He basically married the first chick that would talk to him in college.

 

[Vibralldo]

And I came off like a snippy little bitch. Sorry about that.

People like Nick are the reason why HOA's were created.

It's cool, I probably would have been shocked if someone implied Nick was probably innocent too