Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[glass_houses]

Just imagine the scene in Polyester with Edith Massey trying on, and tearing up the clothes she tried shunting her gunt into, while Francine Fishpaw (Jon) blearily looks around and voids his lunch into his man purse at the store.

Spoiler: off topic

I want to sincerely thank you for mentioning this movie. I had never heard of it before, so I went on wikipaedo to look it up. I didn't think sounded particularly interesting so I don't know what prompted me to open the 'In Popular Culture' tab, but I am very glad that I did. For the past twenty four years I've been trying to figure out where the Avalanches got all the weird voice samples in Frontier Psychiatrist, and now I finally know.

 

[thejackal2]

Speaking of the avalanches, this girl needs therapy, she's crazy in the coconut.

 

[No Thank You v 2.0]

Bitch you were 19 years old in 2003

 

[Barbarella]

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Bitch you were 19 years old in 2003

She still spilled soda on the couch though.

 

[xogossipgorl]

Ugh, I remember her posting a pic of herself slathered in peanut butter. No one plays that game, I refuse to believe it.
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/anna-o...litterandlazers.66801/page-1064#post-13852800

 

[No Thank You v 2.0]

Ugh, I remember her posting a pic of herself slathered in peanut butter. No one plays that game, I refuse to believe it.
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/anna-o...litterandlazers.66801/page-1064#post-13852800

The game is called Cheeseball ChuckUp and variants include shaving cream, cool whip, cream cheese, or marshmallow fluff instead of peanut butter, or Cheetos and m&ms instead of cheese balls.

But we are all Sally:


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[Angry New Ager]

The game is called Cheeseball ChuckUp and variants include shaving cream, cool whip, cream cheese, or marshmallow fluff instead of peanut butter, or Cheetos and m&ms instead of cheese balls.

But we are all Sally:
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Like, who the fuck even thought up this game in the first place? How fucking drunk were they? Because deciding that this would make a fun game had to require a perilously acute state of intoxication. Did frat boys invent it? Because this is a total frat boy thing.

I had never heard of this game until now, and I am so grossed out, I can't even.

 

[PigFarm]

How come the people who like to say "I can't make this up!" are the ones that do make a whole lot up?

 

[Breadbear]

DON'T KINK SHAME ME

(But seriously, wtf)

 

[Courtney Gears]

The game is called Cheeseball ChuckUp

new strategy unlocked: inviting my boyfriend to a game of cheeseball chuckup

he asks me where the cheeseballs are, at which point i laugh maniacally; there were never any cheeseballs, i was just giving him a face mask.
he sobs, having been duped into using beauty products.

 

[No Thank You v 2.0]

The thing that’s really bothering me about cheese ball chuckup is that Anna has mentioned how much her dad hates food messes, but this is supposed to be a game they all played at holidays? Anna got in trouble for cookie crumbs in the rug and soda on the couch, but THIS is acceptable?


I suspect she just did this to herself to piss off her dad.

 

[ghjoigcbn]

The thing that’s really bothering me about cheese ball chuckup is that Anna has mentioned how much her dad hates food messes, but this is supposed to be a game they all played at holidays? Anna got in trouble for cookie crumbs in the rug and soda on the couch, but THIS is acceptable?
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I suspect she just did this to herself to piss off her dad.

Yeah something isnt adding up. Of all the things you could spill, diet coke really isnt among the worst since there is no sugar or stickiness. I don’t think it even stains if you dab it up with a paper towel right away. Her Dad is either extremely fastidious or she’s making it up/ exaggerating. Like maybe your dad isn’t treating you like a fuck up because you spilled diet coke that one time, Anna, maybe there are other reasons…

 

[Stroppy Trollop]

Underaged drinker Anna was probably sloppy-drunk on her 6th (double) Jack and Diet Coke when she lurched across the room and whoopsie-daisy! spilled it all over Daddy's expensive couch as she flopped down gracelessly.
(TIL that Anna's middle name is Grace. HAHAHAHA!)

I like how the PB and Cheeze Balls "game" (These Mormons... what is WRONG with them?!) recommends a tarp. Finally! Something that will actually fit Anna!

Here's a list of awkward questions I think Anna has been asked over the years during festive family gatherings:

1. Anna, seriously though... when are you going to get those thighs looked at?
2. Caught any dick lately?
3. Who told you that outfit looked good on you?
4. Why did you eat all three pans of stuffing?
5. How much Prozac does Data take?
6. What happened to your face?!
7. When will you get a real job?
8. How many drinks have you had this morning?
9. For the love of Our Heavenly Father... what is so goddamned funny?
10. Do you think that really long scarf I gave you will fit around your wrestler's neck?
11. Can you close your gaping, black abyss of a mouth for the family pic this year?

 

[Ash's_Chainsaw_Hand]

Just imagine the scene in Polyester with Edith Massey trying on, and tearing up the clothes she tried shunting her gunt into, while Francine Fishpaw( DIVINE )blearily looks around and voids his lunch into his man purse at the store.

Here's the scene. It's amazing. Cuddles is definitely having an Anna moment.

https://youtu.be/_H_DWL7nHnA?t=110&si=SIpj-y8hpfzb5Xh4

 

[thejackal2]

The thing that’s really bothering me about cheese ball chuckup is that Anna has mentioned how much her dad hates food messes, but this is supposed to be a game they all played at holidays? Anna got in trouble for cookie crumbs in the rug and soda on the couch, but THIS is acceptable?
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I suspect she just did this to herself to piss off her dad.

This belongs in the cursed images thread. Nightmare fuel.

 

[Constellationzero]

Underaged drinker Anna was probably sloppy-drunk on her 6th (double) Jack and Diet Coke when she lurched across the room and whoopsie-daisy! spilled it all over Daddy's expensive couch as she flopped down gracelessly.
(TIL that Anna's middle name is Grace. HAHAHAHA!)

I like how the PB and Cheeze Balls "game" (These Mormons... what is WRONG with them?!) recommends a tarp. Finally! Something that will actually fit Anna!

Here's a list of awkward questions I think Anna has been asked over the years during festive family gatherings:

1. Anna, seriously though... when are you going to get those thighs looked at?
2. Caught any dick lately?
3. Who told you that outfit looked good on you?
4. Why did you eat all three pans of stuffing?
5. How much Prozac does Data take?
6. What happened to your face?!
7. When will you get a real job?
8. How many drinks have you had this morning?
9. For the love of Our Heavenly Father... what is so goddamned funny?
10. Do you think that really long scarf I gave you will fit around your wrestler's neck?
11. Can you close your gaping, black abyss of a mouth for the family pic this year?

12. How's that job search coming along?
13. Who brought the Durian?
14. Have you tried Listerine for fresh breath?
15. Why does it smell like a catbox in here, we don't have any cats?

 

[Hybrid Icing]

This is a very old reference but when I saw that pic I thought "Pizza the Hutt from Spaceballs"

 

[Miltank]

I know we speculate Jon is helping her dress, but he’s not with her 24/7 and that’s boring. I want creative ideas here kiwis.

Maybe she has one of those devices Tony Stark uses to get into his iron man suit

There is a whole lymphedema industry! And you just know that Anna has bought every gadget there is...because shopping.
Though I have wondered if the whole "compression garment" arc is a larp and will be discarded as soon as Anna finds another excuse or "cure".

https://www.lymphedemaproducts.com/products/juzo-slippie-gator.html

eta: There are actually some wonderful assistive aids for donning shoe's, socks and other clothing for those who are having issues with their ADL's. I personally found the sock putter-onner very handy post lumbar surgery.

She’s already said drs said she doesn’t have lymphedema, which was obvious. She has no reason to wear compression except to try and appear thinner

 

[glass_houses]

Here's the scene. It's amazing. Cuddles is definitely having an Anna moment.

https://youtu.be/_H_DWL7nHnA?t=110&si=SIpj-y8hpfzb5Xh4

In Cuddles' defence, she's legitimately impaired. Anna is merely delusional.

 

[I call shenanigans]

She’s already said drs said she doesn’t have lymphedema, which was obvious. She has no reason to wear compression except to try and appear thinner

Post liposuction, she should absolutely be wearing compression garments. They are a standard post operative requirement for a minimum of 3 months, but after that are often still worn, just not 24/7.