Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

[Rick Nekieta]

The smugness in PPP's response when he denied the orgy was truly an example of spiking the ball on the 10 yard line. He tried to position his message as if the charges were completely debunked and take the focus completely off the fact that they've been shouting out the greatness of MM for years, even going so far as to accept 5 figure gifts from him. The tone of the response was completely and utterly off compared to the seriousness of the reality that they spent the summer of 23 partying with a loli enthusiast. He was so smug, as if the victory had already occurred, only to change his tone immensely to "I don't think MM and Wetbeetus are the same person, but I can't verify that with 100% certainty, but please bare with me through this trying time." Ultimately, it was Andy's steam list and their history of providing disgraced paypigs a means to reinvent themselves that annihilated any honest doubts. At this point, it requires willful and concerted ignorance to cover up their active role in selling validation to perverts, AT BEST, and possibly joining in on the perversions at worse. We have a LOT of circumstantial evidence that make the latter very plausible and ironclad proof of the former.

 

[WelperHelper99]

it's not the thread's fault that PPP sodomized a little kitten to death

Now THAT is a lie, PPP is too fat to rape a cat, let alone have sex

 

[All becomes gunt]

Now THAT is a lie, PPP is too fat to rape a cat, let alone have sex

Well it was his brother that had the hot iron in hand. Basically the event was that Croc and PPP got a hot iron rod and sodomized their family cat Mister Meow to death with it. Then PPP went around and kept telling the story to his friends and even to Surfer which is how it reached our ears. When confronted with that allegation he didn't deny it, and he deflected that Surfer "jerked off an alpaca".

 

[Balldo's Gate]

This stream from a week ago has 15,500 VOD views and 980 unique chatters while the 9:43:54-long stream was live.



This stream from a couple days ago has 108,100 VOD views and 982 unique chatters during the 15:17:20-long stream.



That's right, 5.5 additional hours of stream time, 92,600 additional VOD views, and a grand total of 2 (two) additional unique chatters.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

Totally organic viewership there...

Who knew so many would tune in to watch a real life 1 intelligence character play New Vegas.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

Totally organic viewership there...

Who knew so many would tune in to watch a real life 1 intelligence character play New Vegas.

Once he gets inside the Gomorrah, it's game over, he won't have the willpower to ever leave.

Added in edit: If Ashton were playing, he'd never make it out of the Ultra-Luxe, whether as diner or as main course. And second course. And third course. And enough leftovers to make Tad Gunderson's Brahmin farms obsolete.

 

[Journoscum]

Totally organic viewership there...

Who knew so many would tune in to watch a real life 1 intelligence character play New Vegas.

Now, now, now. He was also watching Neighbors, the Tommy Wiseau show. He was treading very new territory here, nobody has ever thought to have a giggle at Tommy Wiseau.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

Wait a minute. Norm McDonald, Fallout New Vegas, a show from 2014/2015, the Happy Days mashup, repeated references to Knoxville. His professional companionship business is infused with the mid to late 2010s, when Warski was a rising figure and at his peak, however you choose to define that. His hugbox is all about denying the last 6 years and reliving his pre-Uber days. They are not unlike people who hold Peloton stock thinking it will regain its value any day now. Save your confederate dollars boys.

 

[SuffahWhorse]

IT IS MY BELIEF THAT PPP, AKA ASHTON JOEL PARKS, DOES NOT WASH HIS ASS AFTER POOPING

DURING ONE STREAM A FEW MONTHS BACK, PPP INTERRUPTED THE SHOW TO ANNOUNCED HE DESPERATELY NEEDED TO TAKE A DUMP LEAVING ANDY SUDDENLY ALL ALONE WITH THE CHAT. AFTER A MERE 5 MINUTES HE RETURNED. GIVEN THAT IT IS NOT POSSIBLE THAT, WITHIN A MERE 5 MINUTES, HE MANAGED TO TAKE A DUMP, WIPE, WASH HIS ASS OUT (PRESUMABLY IN THE SHOWER BECAUSE THERE IS A 0% CHANCE PP OWNS A BIDET), THAN RETURN TO STREAM, AS WELL AS GIVEN HIS NUMEROUS STATEMENTS ABOUT TOILET PAPER (MOST RECENTLY WITH FOUSEY AND THAT ONE STREAM OF HIM POOPING AND NOT WIPING, LET ALONE WASHING, AFTERWARDS), IT CAN BE SAFELY PRESUMED THAT PPP BELIEVES, ERONIOUSLY, THAT MERELY USING TOILET PAPER IS SUFFICE TO CLEAN ONE'S ASS AFTER RELIEFING HIMSELF (SPOILER ALERT: IT IS NOT)

GIVEN THAT PPP IS 29 YEARS OLD, AND WE CAN SAFELY ASSUME HE HAS NEVER WASHED HIS ASS IN HIS LIFE, THIS MEANS THAT PPP WALKS AROUND WITH 29 YEARS OLD CRUSTED POOP SMEARED ALONG HIS ASSCHEEKS. IS THIS THE KIND OF PERSON WE REALLY WANT TO BE LECTURED OR MORALIZED BY? A MAN WHO LACKS THE DECECY TO WASH HIS OWN ASS? I THINK NOT. I SAY THAT A MAN WHO CANNOT EVEN WASH HIS OWN ASS IS NOT A MAN AT ALL BUT MORE LIKENABLE TO A FILFTHY COMMON SWINE

 

[#DSPositive]

Well it was his brother that had the hot iron in hand. Basically the event was that Croc and PPP got a hot iron rod and sodomized their family cat Mister Meow to death with it. Then PPP went around and kept telling the story to his friends and even to Surfer which is how it reached our ears. When confronted with that allegation he didn't deny it, and he deflected that Surfer "jerked off an alpaca".

TF damn ABG has opened my eyes on this POS.

THE GUNTCUCK'S DEGENERATE VOMITOUS IS PROBABLY MORE GUT-CHURNING AND MACABRE THAN RETARD CP COKESKI(!!!) FUCKEN HELL. THE GUNTCUCK HARD DRIVE MUST BE SEARCHED!!!! I BET EVEN MELTON WOULD BE LIKE, THATS FUCKED UP.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

IT IS MY BELIEF THAT PPP, AKA ASHTON JOEL PARKS, DOES NOT WASH HIS ASS AFTER POOPING

DURING ONE STREAM A FEW MONTHS BACK, PPP INTERRUPTED THE SHOW TO ANNOUNCED HE DESPERATELY NEEDED TO TAKE A DUMP LEAVING ANDY SUDDENLY ALL ALONE WITH THE CHAT. AFTER A MERE 5 MINUTES HE RETURNED. GIVEN THAT IT IS NOT POSSIBLE THAT, WITHIN A MERE 5 MINUTES, HE MANAGED TO TAKE A DUMP, WIPE, WASH HIS ASS OUT (PRESUMABLY IN THE SHOWER BECAUSE THERE IS A 0% CHANCE PP OWNS A BIDET), THAN RETURN TO STREAM, AS WELL AS GIVEN HIS NUMEROUS STATEMENTS ABOUT TOILET PAPER (MOST RECENTLY WITH FOUSEY AND THAT ONE STREAM OF HIM POOPING AND NOT WIPING, LET ALONE WASHING, AFTERWARDS), IT CAN BE SAFELY PRESUMED THAT PPP BELIEVES, ERONIOUSLY, THAT MERELY USING TOILET PAPER IS SUFFICE TO CLEAN ONE'S ASS AFTER RELIEFING HIMSELF (SPOILER ALERT: IT IS NOT)

GIVEN THAT PPP IS 29 YEARS OLD, AND WE CAN SAFELY ASSUME HE HAS NEVER WASHED HIS ASS IN HIS LIFE, THIS MEANS THAT PPP WALKS AROUND WITH 29 YEARS OLD CRUSTED POOP SMEARED ALONG HIS ASSCHEEKS. IS THIS THE KIND OF PERSON WE REALLY WANT TO BE LECTURED OR MORALIZED BY? A MAN WHO LACKS THE DECECY TO WASH HIS OWN ASS? I THINK NOT. I SAY THAT A MAN WHO CANNOT EVEN WASH HIS OWN ASS IS NOT A MAN AT ALL BUT MORE LIKENABLE TO A FILFTHY COMMON SWINE

Listen Suffah, if you want me to wash my ass, I'm gonna need to see some subs buddy. Come at me with a serious offer.

 

[TonySopranoFan57]

Did that cloud9 fag ever drop the dox of the next paypig that he kept flirting with?

 

[MilkSports_2018]

I checked the logs, you were banned for "starting slapfights" and immediately after that expired, you are starting slapfights again, seething about this thread's direction and how much you dislike it. Get a fucking grip.
Just so you know, I wasn't the one that threadbanned you. I didn't even threadban that other user for making shit up about my involvement with Torswats and CX. You have to be a special kind of retard to get threadbanned from here. Cry about caps lock AND GET ALL CAPS IN RETURN HOLY SHIT SHOCKER AMIRITE???
I think Medicare's fanthread is gay. Guess what? I ignore it and so can you.

Don't care if you banned me as much as I care that you and other jannies do nothing to stop this thread from being a trash fire, a singular sperg has posted nearly a thousand replies in this thread since the drama started not one month ago, responsible for about 50 pages worth of unreadable all caps spergery.

I care that you jannies consider me the one that slapfights and still consider me slapfighting when they are the ones that reply to and try to provoke me, they are basically a deranged psycopath egged on to sperg for the laughs, but i get jannied because i wrote a dozen posts arguing that the wetbeetus was a total faildox, this is biased janitorial work at its finest.

 

[RandomShirtlessMan]

GIVEN THAT PPP IS 29 YEARS OLD, AND WE CAN SAFELY ASSUME HE HAS NEVER WASHED HIS ASS IN HIS LIFE

THIS THEORY IS COMPLETE FABRICATION AND BONKERS

I SAY WE USE THEIR OWN STANDARDS TO DETERMINE ITS VALIDITY

IT IS REAL

 

[Londo]

Don't care if you banned me as much as I care that you and other jannies do nothing to stop this thread from being a trash fire, a singular sperg has posted nearly a thousand replies in this thread since the drama started not one month ago, responsible for about 50 pages worth of unreadable all caps spergery.

I care that you jannies consider me the one that slapfights and still consider me slapfighting when they are the ones that reply to and try to provoke me, they are basically a deranged psycopath egged on to sperg for the laughs, but i get jannied because i wrote a dozen posts arguing that the wetbeetus was a total faildox, this is biased janitorial work at its finest.

LISTEN BUDDY I FULLY SUPPORT YOUR RIGHT TO BEAR SHITPOSTS. SEMPER FI.

WE TORALLY OPPOSE SWEEPING HERE AT THE CAPSLOCK BROTHERHOOD.

THIS THREAD IS MADE BETTER BY THE SHITPOSTING. PPP AND ANDY MADE US DO IT WHEN THEY SWEPT FOR A PEDO.

 

[All becomes gunt]

Don't care if you banned me as much as I care that you and other jannies do nothing to stop this thread from being a trash fire, a singular sperg has posted nearly a thousand replies in this thread since the drama started not one month ago, responsible for about 50 pages worth of unreadable all caps spergery.

I care that you jannies consider me the one that slapfights and still consider me slapfighting when they are the ones that reply to and try to provoke me, they are basically a deranged psycopath egged on to sperg for the laughs, but i get jannied because i wrote a dozen posts arguing that the wetbeetus was a total faildox, this is biased janitorial work at its finest

SO THIS THREAD IS A TRASHFIRE BECAUSE IT ISNT A FANTHREAD FOR THESE 2 RETARDS ? FUCK RIGHT OFF WITH THAT GAY SHIT. YOU SPERG THE FUCK OUT OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND IGNORE ANYTHING PROVIDED AND JUST KEEP HARPING ALONG YOUR RETARDED MANTRA. OBVIOUSLY EVERYONE HERE IS AGAINST YOU BEING SWEPT CAUSE DUNKING ON YOU IS FUN. YOU STILL CALL WETBEETUS A FAILDOX DESPITE ALL THE EVIDENCE PROVIDED AND EVEN ASSTON HAVING TO ADDRESS IT AND FAILING TO DO SO.

 

[RandomShirtlessMan]

HOLY FUCK

ANYONE REMEMBER THE TIME FATASS SPLAYED HIS ASSHOLE??

IT WAS COMPLETELY SHAVED

PEOPLE WITH SHAVED ASSHOLES DO NOT HAVE SHITFLAKES ATTACHED

THIS MEANS WHOEVER SHAVED THE PIG HAD TO ENDURE THE SMELL OF MONTHS/YEARS-OLD SHITFLAKES SMEARED WITH SWEAT AND SKIN INFECTIONS

 

[Rick Nekieta]

Don't care if you banned me as much as I care that you and other jannies do nothing to stop this thread from being a trash fire, a singular sperg has posted nearly a thousand replies in this thread since the drama started not one month ago, responsible for about 50 pages worth of unreadable all caps spergery.

I care that you jannies consider me the one that slapfights and still consider me slapfighting when they are the ones that reply to and try to provoke me, they are basically a deranged psycopath egged on to sperg for the laughs, but i get jannied because i wrote a dozen posts arguing that the wetbeetus was a total faildox, this is biased janitorial work at its finest.

Cry moar

 

[C. G. B. Spender]

WE
WUZ
SLAVE SOLDIERS AND SHIEETT

no offence to @Rick Nekieta but this confusion is fucking hilarious, the ELITE SULTANS JANISSARIES.

*collapses your dynasty literally by demanding money*

Haha it’s so bizarre but also applicable at the same time.

Keelstreem is the true sick man of the sektur, all the former glory of the Ralphaman Empire is down the toilet.

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

HOLY FUCK

ANYONE REMEMBER THE TIME FATASS SPLAYED HIS ASSHOLE??

IT WAS COMPLETELY SHAVED

PEOPLE WITH SHAVED ASSHOLES DO NOT HAVE SHITFLAKES ATTACHED

THIS MEANS WHOEVER SHAVED THE PIG HAD TO ENDURE THE SMELL OF MONTHS/YEARS-OLD SHITFLAKES SMEARED WITH SWEAT AND SKIN INFECTIONS

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Yeah...
And it's required viewing for everyone spooked by CAPS LOCK.
They need to come to terms with PPP melting down and presenting his asshole and self-harming BDSM style as a submissive move, and not because he's a "muh chad".

Spoiler: STARFISH AND THUMB TACKS