Will losing my virginity make me lose the right to call myself a weeb?

[gamerweeb1]

So, I have recently started dating a Filipina girl I met on Tinder. There is a real chance I will be losing my virginity soon.

If I get my dick wet, do I lose the right to call myself a weeb? Have I betrayed my beloved 2D waifus?

 

[CallmeCicada]

Just fake your orgasm, then nut to the Attack on Titan OP.

 

[Beastie]

Some of the biggest weebs I know have been married, so no.

 

[Axiom.]

Fuck her good and make her scream, my non-weeb king.

 

[Penis Drager 2.0]

Filipina

90% chance you will never actually meet her and she'll con you out of money in the process before severing all connection.

 

[Cardinal Cardinal]

I'd be more worried that you don't have friends to have this discussion with.

 

[Sean Shemmy]

I'd be more worried that you don't have friends to have this discussion with.

This is Kiwifarms, no one here has friends.

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

Listen to Abe-sama. Have sex.

 

[Cyberpunk Panatela]

"Weeaboo" is a disparaging epithet! Why would you want to be described as one?

3d>2d. Dispose of the dakimakura, get the real deal.

 

[gamerweeb1]

"Weeaboo" is a disparaging epithet! Why would you want to be described as one?

3d>2d. Dispose of the dakimakura, get the real deal.

Why not both?

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

You'll still be a weeb, but yes, you'll have betrayed your beloved 2D waifus, but since they're not real they don't care so it's okay.

 

[OrionBalls]

Not if you say "Aishiteru" during.

 

[BrunoMattei]

Cock-fingering doesn't technically count as losing your virginity, breh.

 

[⚞⛇⚟]

If you want to lose your virginity even quicker you should send her this:

Look, I’m not a troon… but I kind of get the appeal of imagining yourself as a woman:

1. You get titties you can touch and suck whenever you want.

2. You can orgasm multiple times in a row.

3. You have the ability to make very easy money from OnlyFans simps.

Philipina bitches love trannies that also masturbate to anime.

 

[zzzten]

If you want to lose your virginity even quicker you should send her this:

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Philipina bitches love trannies that also masturbate to anime.

don't listen to this jew. he rapes children and calls it his religion.

you have to weigh the pros and cons
pros:
-you get to feel like a normie faggot
cons:
-STD
-Loss of wizard powers
-loss of innocence
-the realization that masturbation is better
-sex isn't some magical thing that unlocks your nen
-she's a whore and sucked some guys dick before giving you aids
-ur gay now
-fucking piece of shit faggot

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

Not actually answering the question. I just need to use a post as an image proxy for chat.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

If it doesn't work out with the hot Philistine woman, I can come over and fuck your asshole to get rid of your anime obsession.

I'm probably not going to like it but I'll do it because I'm such a good friend.

 

[soup peddler]

If you lose your virginity, God won't love you anymore, then you'll lose your position as the greatest swordsman in the realm and be ridiculed at the summer tourney

 

[dick brain]

So, I have recently started dating a Filipina girl I met on Tinder.

Is she a pro wrestler who fronts a thrash band?